The ban game, v13

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned by me.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned by someone that is not himself.

[e_voyager]

Cogidubnus is banned by shocked drunken epyon.

[Dagardo]

E is banned by the philosophical need of irony.

[Mao]

Dagardo is banned because that cop in his avatar is either so manly he's not afraid of what is happening to his parts  as he fires that gun from his nethers (or in fact has components of steel) or he's retarded.  Either way, as a result of it, I was forced to spend time thinking and for that you've gotta go.  Enjoy your ban.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for hating to flex his grey matter.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned due to his outer covering being mostly made of matter, and yep, some of it's grey too.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because his outer covering is made of pink.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that was salmon, not pink.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because DAMN RIGHT IT'S SALMON.
He also receives a medal for his awesome color recognition skills

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because my house used to be painted Salmon. I don't care what you say, that's pink. An orangey-pink, but pink nonetheless. Fortunately, my parents painted it Providence Olive.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I can tell Pink from Salmon any day of the weak. ..OH, WAIT!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because Salmon just looks like a slightly darker Pink.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because Ren spelled "Week" wrong.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned because it's been one week side he looked at me put his hands on his sides and told me "i'm angry"

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

e_voyager is banned because it's been two days since she laughed at me, cocked her head to the side and said she's sorry...

[e_voyager]

 llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for getting the lyrices wrong. it should be " it's been five days since he laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me"

[Dagardo]

e_voyager is banned because of Dans falling out when shellfish is eaten feathers.

[Angel]

Dagardo is banned for misplacing words.

[Jairus]

Black_angel is banned because I think that Jyrras' Fae curse - if it ever happens - will involve him becoming even more adorably cute than he already is. Dan's feathers fall out, and Jyrras will become so adorable that everyone will drop dead of diabetic shock.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because that would be hilarious.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because you have to admit that it would make Jyrras unhappy.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because true, true.

*Jairus walks into a room with Dan and Abel in it*
*Dan and Abel pass out*
*<Insert Jairus Sad Face Here>*

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for mixing up me and Jyrras...

... though I will admit that it will become more confusing if it turns out I need reading glasses like my mom and sister...

[Dagardo]

Jairus is banned because he doesn't seem to need reading glasses. I too see ''Jairus'' instead of Jyrras

[Jairus]

Dagardo is banned because I was meaning that the confusion between me and Jyrras would increase, because I'd ask Ren to update my avatar.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because once he starts wearing glasses, his cuteness level will increase to the point where he will be regularly chased by random female characters.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because as long as its that avatar of mine, I'll live.

Besides, we'll have to see first.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I have an apple.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I have an orange.