The ban game, v13

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned for getting stuff from a bottomless pit that isn't really bottomless. (false advertising)

[Ren Gaulen]

Dagardo is banned by my awesomeness which allows me to extract stuff from bottomless pits (which aren't really bottomless, but nobody cares).

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned by Rammstein

[Ren Gaulen]

Dagardo is banned for Rammstein.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by this absolutely heretical flash animation

[Dagardo]

Slowtini is banned because parts of that flash  animation were epillictily delicious

[ShadesFox]

Dagardo is banned because his IQ is negative.

[Dagardo]

ShadesFox is banned because I have negative IQ.

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned because I'm smarter than 98.42% of you fools.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because he's not.

[Dagardo]

VSMIT is banned because I thought he said Slowtini is hot...

[ShadesFox]

Dagardo is banned because he fails at reading comprehension.

[Slowtini]

Shades is banned because I really don't know what to say in this situation.
Seriously, I've got nothing. 

[ShadesFox]

Slowtini is banned because... well...
*Beats Slowtini with a baseball bat.*

[Dagardo]

Shadesfox is banned because THATS MAH JOB!!!

[VSMIT]

Dagardo is banned because beating people with a baseball bat is always Shades's job.  Like setting people on fire is Azlan's job.

[Dagardo]

VSMIT is banned because it sickens me when people say something will never happen.(They Speak Idiocy From Their Wordhole!!!)

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned for not securing his wordhole properly.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because his wordhole is always open.

[Lady Buggery]

VSmit is banned becuase he divided by 0 and lived to tell the tale.

[Mao]

Redwing X is banned due to a failed division by zero attempt.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned due to a successful division by zero.

[ShadesFox]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being a living bus error.

[Jairus]

ShadesFox is banned because the only living bus I know of is the Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro.

[Dagardo]

Jairus is banned because I have no clue what he is talking about.

[Angel]

Dagardo is banned for not knowing Miyazaki's kid's movie of fun. And also for taking my job.

[Cogidubnus]

Black_Angel is banned for not working. Get a job, you hippie!

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because I don't have a job either. And somehow I have to convince my parents that I'd prefer to get a job rather than get a Master's degree.

[Lady Buggery]

Cogidubnus is banned because I don't have a job either. And somehow I have to convince my parents that I'd prefer to get a job rather than get a Master's degree.

NOO!!!!!! STAY IN SCHOOL AS LONG AS YOU CAN! Seriously banned for thinking that getting a marginally decent job in THIS economy is actually possible for a recent grad

[e_voyager]

Redwing X  is banned because i have lived that argument and it's not easy!