The ban game, v12

Started by Jairus, September 14, 2008, 01:15:24 AM

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VSMIT

Jairus is banned because women in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a system of government.

Jairus

VSMIT is banned because unfortunately, I've already used the "bloody peasant" line.

Oh what the hell...

Be quiet! Shut up! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shut up! Bloody peasant!
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Ren Gaulen

VSMIT is banned because the Lady of the Lake knows what she's doing. Don't argue with the Lady of the Lake, foo! D:<

Jay is banned for the abuse of the "bloody peasant" line.



VSMIT

Ren is banned because supreme executive derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Jairus

VSMIT is banned because none shall pass. (we've already done all of Arthur's lines)
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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VSMIT

Jairus is banned because I must cross this bridge.

Ren Gaulen

VSMIT is banned because the bridge has crumbled.



VSMIT

Ren is banned for being wrong.

Cogidubnus

Ren is banned, because although this bridge has crumbled, in this tension wire, and in this chunk of asphalt, it's spirit lives on! Making safe crossings across the hole that pierces the heavens! O:

VSMIT is banned for ruining my dramatic speech. :<

Ren Gaulen

Cogi is banned for being so dramatic, when in fact he was not dramatic enough! LET YOUR SPIRIT SOAR, COGI! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR MIND!!



e_voyager

Ren Gaulen is banned because i need a gun blade to bring to my sword fights and he knows were i can get one.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Slowtini

Voyager is banned because GunBlades seem rather silly when you think about it.

I mean, they'd only have one viable cutting edge, right?

Cogidubnus

Slowtini is banned because Katana also have one cutting edge, and I've found they work very nicely... >:3

Slowtini

Cog is banned because wouldn't the handle for a gunblade be kind of unwieldly? Wouldn't it end up like a pistol grip?

Cogidubnus

Slowtini is banned because some fencers use a pistol grip for their swords. It was developed after WWI, when all the people who had fingers blown off still wanted to fence.

Mao

Cogi is banned by these additional facts: The primary purpose of actual gun blades (pistol/rifle equipped with a bayonet) is stabbing.  While it is possible to sharpen the underside of the bayonet, it's only additional function then would be for slashing for which it would be suitable for. (imho)

Jairus

Mowser is banned because real-world gunblades were designed for another function: a normal sword for fighting and a backup pistol for short-range shots. Stab, then shoot.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Slowtini

Jairus is banned because the leprechaun tells me to burn things.  :)

Ren Gaulen

Slowtini is banned because listening to leprechauns is HERESY!! *BLAM!*



Slowtini

Ren is banned because HOW DO YOU KNOW GOD DID NOT APPEAR TO ME IN THE FORM OF A LEPRECHAUN HMM?

That would make it NOT heresy. -confiscates Ren's ammunition-

Jairus

#890
Slowtini is banned because God does not appear in the form of a Leprechaun: God only appears in the form of a lawn gnome! How else do you explain him telling me the secrets of the universe through my lawn gnome?
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jay and Slowtini are both banned because that is so heretical I don't know whom to execute first. DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!~



Jairus

Ren is banned because I have found religion: Optimism! We believe that our lord and savior Optimus Prime died for our sins, and that freedom is the right of all sentient beings!
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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VSMIT

Jairus is banned because he should put it in my chest.

Ren Gaulen

VSMIT is banned because all we need is a little energon and a lot of bans.



Slowtini

Ren is banned because 'All we need is love!' Ba-dah-pa-da-pah'

VSMIT

Slowtini is banned because there's nothing you can do that can't be done.

Jairus

VSMIT is banned because insert matching music reference here.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jay is banned because politics is madness. And madness is delicious.



Jairus

Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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