The ban game, v11

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the evolution of Gundam Exia.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the first one has a "" face for a head. Look closely and you'll see it.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that head also sort of looks like a modified Haro...

... oh god...

GN Drives are Haros! It all makes sense now! And Gundam 00 will have two Haros, thus allowing it to surpass all imaginable power levels! (Seriously, it will: two GN Drives apparently doesn't double the power output, it SQUARES it.)

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because no-one else seems to be present on the banningfield to do it.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by Lego Mecha Godzilla. Really. Click on all four links: it's awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because only this image can describe what I am feeling right now.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because images like that and that scale Zaku I posted a week ago and the Big O cosplay costume make me realize that all of the real nerds have long since concentrated in Japan.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I opened a book about animals at work today, right to the page on Kangaroo Rats, and I thought of you.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I noticed my old Pokémon Gold GBA cartridge, and I thought of you. Okay, I actually thought about all of the hours and days and weeks I invested in that game. But then I thought of you. Usually when I think about kangaroo rats, I think about Jyrras.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I changed my sig to something less lag-gasmic.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because he uses loaded dice for his saving throws.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I would load my d20s if I could.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by my Bag o' Dice.

[Darkdragon]

VSMIT is banned because they are probably loaded (read: not fair): all the d20s I've seen had the numbers "carved" into the plastic, which makes the side lighter thus changing the probabilities in such favour. (You'll notice casino dice has the pips "painted" on them)

Jairus is banned because I think my friends' (bladed) replica of an actual Japanese katana is probably more lethal. (Don't ask how he got it - I have no clue and he's not willing to tell)

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because obviously his friend sacrificed the souls of five maidens to a demon to obtain an evil sword forged in blood and bathed in death. Or your friend could have just bought it in a store. One of the two.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my grandparents own a katana hand-forged in Japan.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because my family doesn't believe in weapons. Note that I am not included in my assessment of my family.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my parents are the same way.  Even though I have the money to buy a weapon.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because belief in a weapon has no bearing on its existence.

An illusion can kill you if you believe in it. The real thing can kill you if you believe in it or not.

VSMIT is banned for thesame.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned, for the world does not need to be believed in for it to exist. Unless it does... oh dear.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because we haven't been killed by the LHC...

Yet...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the world hasn't ended... yet.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because if mini black holes are created, we'll be sucked to Switzerland.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Switzerland is a nice place. Besides, I highly doubt that we can do anything of that scale... and besides, by the time we can, we'll probably be doing it on Mars or around Jupiter. You know, where even a small black hole can't do anything to us over here on Earth.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I could make an innuendo out of that ban.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because anyone can make an innuendo out of anything, although most of the time you're going to end up sounding like Beevis and Butthead... i.e. an idiot.

Hehe... "Slowtini."

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because if that statement holds true, and you can make an Innuendo joke out of anything, I hereby challenge you to make one about Llearch.

[Jairus]

"llearch n'n'daCorna..." is that what they're calling it now?

Incidentally...

Slowtini is banned because anyone can make an innuendo out of anything, although most of the time you're going to end up sounding like Beevis and Butthead... i.e. an idiot.

Slowtini is banned because I also just proved the last part of that statement. It was indeed stupid, and I would indeed sound like an idiot if I said it out loud.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for using leetspeak. Like an idiot. ;-]

[Jairus]

Boxy is B&.

Anyone who doesn't get that should become the light and be banned!