The ban game, v07

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned for hating puns. Nothing wrong with a bit of wordplay. I just hate rhymes. It's the reason why I can't stand the dreams strip in DMFA. Abel rhymes and it just ruins everything.

[Jer-oh-me]

Pagan is banned, Afghans are tanned, pagan is banned.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned for his rhyming
Besides that, just look at his timing.
The same word used twice,
That middle's not nice;
And my disliking for puns is now rising.

[Pagan]

You both suck. So much. So much hate. Hate. Hate! Hate!

A ban on both your houses!

[Jairus]

For never was a banning of more woe
Than this of Pagan and his epic row.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned for both ninjaing my ban and also because all three of us have to be laughing, and for assuming I meant the middle in a mean way.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me has just been banned,
All turrets must now be manned!
Our enemies come!
We've no time to run!
And may the torpedoes be damned!

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because, yep we've gotta be laughing now.

[Jairus]

I gotta be laughing, you say?
But please tell me why, pray?
A giggle maybe,
Not a laugh, you see.
And now you are banned, Jer-oh-may. (forced pronunciation: it counts)

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned cause he's right I'm only giggling now, and certainly he must be now.

[Jairus]

"We are not amused," the queen did speak.
"Your humour is old and it doth creak.
"Yet here we can see,
the Lord Jer-or-me,
Before from the kingdom he's banned"

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because I didn't know I was a Lord before!

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I should have said "knave."

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because no take backs.

[Pagan]

Germy's banned. I guess I should have been more clear. Rhymes in poetry do not bother me, instead I'm impressed by your thesaurusic brain. Rhymes in normal conversation irritate though. For example what Abel said, "I'm not nice. But you still followed my advice." The rhyming is just... annoying to me.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because when I read that, it sounded natural. Little rhymes creep into conversation sometimes. Out of curiosity, how would you have written it to remove the rhyme?

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned just cause I want to know what Pagan means too.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm wondering when Pagan will post again. I did just post an answer to his question back in my thread.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned before he starts to worry about Pagan.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I want my two dragons to grow up already!

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned cause I wants dragons too!

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because if he wants a dragon, all he has to do is go here...

... and follow the instructions. Good luck!

[Pagan]

Jay's banned for spreading that dragon eyes pox.

"I told you I wasn't good. And you still followed my advice."

Simple change of close words. It is natural sounding, I will grant you this. Rhymes are just a petpeave for me.

[Jairus]

No worries. Plus, I don't think Abel ever said he wasn't good: I'm fairly certain at one point he said that he wasn't nice. Jyrras' nightmares would be few by his worries, what he was afraid of, and what he thought that they would say: having only known Abel for a few hours at this point, he'd have probably just used one of the words Abel used... okay, maybe I'm thinking about this too much.

Oh, wait... I've gotta ban you. Um, Pagan is banned... because it's 11:28 and I should got to bed soon.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned to bed, well I really don't want him to go to bed because he's fun to talk to and I'm nocturnal practically, but if he's got to be up tomorrow it's okay.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm actually visiting my parents for the weekend, and I'm on the couch for sleeping.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because I said oooooooh, (oh not ooh) well I'll know you fell asleep if you stop posting then. (I didn't find any eggs.)

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because he makes a good point. I'm going to finish my tea, make up the couch, and call it a day.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because of nuuuuuu don't go!

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned because I'm helping my dad with fixing up the yard tomorrow, and I'm going to need rest before I do that and at some point post my thing about Lazerai.