The ban game, v07

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I have to come up with some kind of nickname for you.

Ah, From now on I shall refer to you as "Goggles"

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that is mildly acceptable. About as mildly as tomato paste when compared to a habanero. As in not much at all.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for doing nothing.

[Jairus]

Unfortunately, I can't think of a nickname for Slowtini (aside from Freak of Nature!) so I'll just have to ban him for that.

[VSMIT]

Goggles is banned because he's got a new nickname.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for being in violation of Treaty 2-74: All Space Rangers are to remain in hypersleep until they reach their destination!

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because i need a back up Giodicus template and i'll borrow his whiles he'd gone.

[Jairus]

e_voyager, that's okay: but if you don't put it back where you found it you're banned!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because I think that's a better nickname than Goggles. ;-]

[Mao]

llearch is banned for using a word that is likely going to get re-used by me for the rest of the day.. possibly leading to sexual harassment charges.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned for...he makes a valid complaint, actually. So he's banned.

[Jairus]

I'm not gonna ban Cogidubnus, since he makes a valid point. However, I do have one question: what the heck's wrong with Jay? Seriously, Na-da, it's getting old.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned... Alec's dead....

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I don't know which Alec he's referring to. Alec Trevelayn from Goldeneye, perhaps?

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned for not having read CVRPG. Seriously, why are you in the Mansion if you haven't read that? It's only about 900 pages... you could finish by the end of the day.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I can only read about two hundred in a day before I need to do something else. And he's banned for spoiling it for me. Bad Pagan.

[Pagan]

Jay's banned. I'm hoping Angel'll rez him or something. I mean, D went to hell and came back. Link died, went to hell, came back, went back to hell, came back again... But the way it's handled... just makes the death seem so serious.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because he insists on spoiling things.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned for worrying too much. It's a comedy. You can't spoil those all that much.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because he should imagine a theoretical situation. Imagine if, back when you started reading DMFA, someone told you that Jyrras was gay and had a crush on Dan. It would really kill of the shock of that wonderful moment where Abel inadvertently learns about Jy's crush on Dan. Sure, it's a comedy, but I'd still like to hit each moment as I get there.

Alternatively, imagine if someone told you from the beginning of Questionable Content that Faye's dad killed himself while she was watching. Okay, that might be a more extreme example.

EDIT: Crud, I got Dark Gray background instead of Really Dark Gray background. Oh well.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because, well, Jubblies is more fun than Jay.

That's all. ;-]

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because I'm starting to wonder if he has a crush on me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because his jubblies aren't big enough for me to have a crush on.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because on the one hand, it's comforting to hear that, and on the other hand, it's exceptionally disturbing.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because it's not half as disturbing as it should be.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because he seems to enjoy the disturbing. How far should we take it?

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for still doing nothing.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I'm currently packing for a weekend trip to my parent's, and responding to his ban has taken me away from that packing.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because Is that Ink?

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because it does look like a wing-less Ink.