The ban game, v07

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned because people like me check their own avatar often.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because some of us are a little more concerned with reading the posts rather than looking at something that they set up and would prefer not to have messed with by chronic Lurkers. Meanwhile, I want to find the person who drove llearch n'n'daCorna to the breaking point that he started doing this, and make that person hurt.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because now Aiyno needs to run away.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned for a failure to signal a right turn.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because VSMIT was in a right-turn only lane: did he really need a signal to tell you which way he was going?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because the law says that his assumptions are wrong.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he has a good point. It's still not as bad as lane-changing without using your turn signals... ooh, I hate that.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I hate those people who turn right out of the left turn lanes.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because now I'm thinking about those jerks who honk the very instant the light turns green, even if no reasonable person could have done more than take their foot off of the break by that point.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for being too slow.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I happen to like waiting until the light is green to begin moving.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for being much safer than your average motorist...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because being rear-ended by someone not paying attention to what they were doing will do that to you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for thinking I was criticising. Anything but...

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I was actually agreeing with your statement and expressing why I was a more cautious driver.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for agreeing with the box. He is clearly non impedi ratione cogitas.

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because while I can guess at what it means ("not impeding rational thought?") I don't speak Latin, and thus don't know what it really means.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because he's close but without a long smoking thing. "Unhindered by the thought process" might be an artistic translation...

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because "insane" or "crazy" or "just plain nuts" would have been a shorter and more-easily understood manner of saying that.

[Cogidubnus]

jairus is banned because YOU don't just sAy "you'RE crAzy", LA-di-dah, without a Promise of DeviOus Grins tO be had - one must Feel the REALITY of them.

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because the most frightening crazy people are the ones where you're never quite sure just how nuts they are...

[Jer-oh-me]

Jairus is banned because I'm here to ban him now.

[Cogidubnus]

Jer-Oh-Me is banned because I'm not here to ban him now, although I'd like to be.

[Jer-oh-me]

Cogidubnus is banned because he speaks enough latin to get by.

[Cogidubnus]

Jer-oh-me est vexillum. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because I really don't feel like looking for a latin translator...

[Cogidubnus]

*Cogidubnus bans VSMIT and flings an enourmous rock at his head*

[Mao]

Cogi is banned for excessive and absolutely unnecessary use of rocks....and Latin.

[Jer-oh-me]

Mowser is banned with a wrench, a big one, bigger than Mowser.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jer-oh-me is banned because Cog's Latin quote was obvious.

"I have a catapult. Unless you give me all the money, I will throw an enormous rock at your head."