Cute, But...

[Rakala]

Cute, but I can never forgive you. 

[Jairus]

Cute, but his avatar now makes we want to get a sword to protect myself.

[Brunhidden]

cute, but much like the spoon in rejected, your sword is too big

[Rakala]

Cute, but I've got several jokes to follow that could get me banned.

[Mao]

Cute, but is afraid of the Big Bad Box.

[Rakala]

Cute, but true.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cute, and really should be afraid of the Big Bad Box.

Really, really should be.

[Jairus]

Cute, but is the Big Bad Box. I need to go curl up and cry in a corner now.

[Rakala]

Cute, but I changed my mind and forgive you.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but while the Emperor may forgive you, I will not..

[Jairus]

Cute, but his true love seems to be the God Emperor.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but my love for the Emperor is purely platonic.

[Jairus]

Cute, but is the Emperor's love for you platonic as well?

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but a bit oblivious. The Emperor lives only as a spirit within the Golden Throne. His body is dead by now. I doubt he is capable of any love aside from platonic.

[Jairus]

Cute, but from his description the God Emperor sounds like Jesus. And Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks that you're weird.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but thinks that I am weird. How cute..

[Jairus]

Cute, but thinks I'm cute. Which would make an escalating cascade of cuteness, ending in the world dying from the wave of cute.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but I wish Janus was around to comment on it.

[Jairus]

Cute, but if Janus was here he would take a picture... and add pink. And roses. And sparkles. And pretty rainbows...

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but that made me want to yell "PINK OVERWHELMING!!!" and start flailing. ..With a flail.

[Jairus]

Cute, but he has a flail. Where the heck did you get a flail?

[Brunhidden]

cute, but his lack of mele weapon shopping knowledge appalls me. TO THE BLACKSMITH!

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but I don't know any good weapon smiths in the area.

[Mao]

Cute but must be sorely unprepared for battle.  The God Emperor would not be pleased!

[Jairus]

Cute, but all of the good weapons smiths live at the top of frozen mountains, sequestered in well-hidden hideaways waiting for young heroes to bravely ascend to the peaks to reforge their ancestor's broken weapon.

[Mao]

Cute, but is no Aragorn.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cute, but is no Sauron.

[Jairus]

Cute, but is no Gimli son of Gloin.

[Mao]

Cute, but lacks the height of Legolas... otherwise...*glomp*

[Jairus]

Cute, but now I'm thinking of the lovely Christopher Lee...