Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Rakala]

Granted. It's so spicy your lungs shut down and you die.

I wish I was in shape.

[Slowtini]

Granted, the shape is a Cube.

I wish I had more of that spicy chili you just helped me get Rakala... That was MMM-GOOD-TASTIC

[Dagardo]

Granted you're tongue explodes.

I wish I had skill with all guitar types.

[Rakala]

Granted. You play non stop and have blisters on your fingers. Ouch.

I wish I could take back all of my dumb posts that ended up in the abandoned mine.

[Lysander]

Granted, yet somehow they are replaced by all your decent and worthwhile posts.

I wish for this wish to be granted.   

[Slowtini]

Granted, but to someone else.

I wish I had a space cookie.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You have a space where a cookie used to be.

nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom.


I wish my boss wasn't quite so thick.

[Zedd]

Granted, Now you have a boss that's nice and foamy..Your boss is a nice cold beer

I wish was less silly with that corruption

[Lysander]

Granted, but now it's just demented.

I wish the lit up "Exit" signs over doorways weren't radioactive.   

[Angel]

Granted. Now they're explosive.

I wish Windows Vista wasn't such a whiny little bitch sometimes.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It fails to work at all.

I wish you knew what I should wish for.

[Slowtini]

Granted, you wish for a thousand years of agony, which is subsequently granted.

I wish 64bit windows vista was compatible with more things

[Zedd]

Granted but suddenly lasers spring out and shoot in the face playing a melody of a rainbow with your brain! I hope you feel better now! What is it with you and I.P.B. (Insanity Prawn Boy) with lasers??

I wish for a vagina of my own for Christmas or Santa Clause gets it!

[Dagardo]

Granted, you get all STD's from it.

I wish for a taco that would come back after i eat it.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, it also deprives you of any gratification when you eat it.

I wish the sky will be of a deep purple colour tomorrow morning.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

it is but you dont live to see it

i wish i had a butterfly, scalpel and microscope

[Jairus]

Granted. The butterfly is a mutant monstrosity, the scalpel is dull, and the microscope is broken. Good luck defending yourself.

(You learn fast, EXPONETIAL!!!!)

I wish for a black cat.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

you get it but it gives you TONS of bad luck!!!


i wish i had uncorrupted cheese!

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. But when you go to split open the butterfly with the scalpel, its guts suddenly spew out and multiply...EXPONENTIALLY!!!!

NINJA'D!

Granted. The black cat is a panther, and it is hungry, and you are the only edible meat within a 5-mile radius. Have fun

DOUBLE NINJA'D!

Granted. You are lactose intolerant.

I wish they would make a MechAssault 3, and conclude the Data Core storyline...I wanna know who that mysterious shadow was who picked up the last Data Core at the end of MA 2!

[Jairus]

Granted. The mysterious shadow turns out to be Solid Snake in a crossover with Mech Assault, and the two of you have to team up in the brand-new Snake Walker to save the world from nuclear holocaust. Wait, how is that a bad thing? Oh, wait... you die saving the world. There! It's a bad thing!


I wish I could have corrupted that previous wish a little more.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

you did and in corrupting it corrupted yourself!



i wish that i could clone myself

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you can't get rid of them and have a hard time convincing anyone you are you. This will be especially difficult when getting an alibi for the murder of your best friend yesterday - by the way, the trial's tomorrow.

I wish people would use proper grammar. This isn't MSN you know.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

they do, but now it's illegal to not speak every language in the universe. thanks allot!


i wish scientists could get off of beleiving spontanius generation

[Darkdragon]

Granted. But due to your poor spelling you accidentally cause the world to end by violating the golden law of physics, which shouldn't exist due to Gödel's incompleteness theorem.

I wish for a meta-wish.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

wish granted. a meta-wish is given to jyras. ☺☻♦♣♠•◘○◘

[Darkdragon]

The non-existence of a wish causes the universe to implode.

I wish for common sense.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

you get it and think yourself a threat to the world and jump off a cliff!



i wish i had Jak 3

[Jairus]

Granted. Your copy is broken, while you watch me play it, beat it, unlock all of the cheat codes, and then play it through again in God Mode.

Seriously, I still do that from time to time.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[EXPONETIAL!!!!]

granted you cannot sleep for the rest of your life


i wish i had a thousand wishes

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you are cursed to have each wish corrupted by the wish-corrupting community in the most unhelpful manner.

I wish people read the corresponding legal stuff before clicking "I Accept".