I have come

[BoneMan]

Hi I'm BoneMan
I have my own comic and I love video games. yay me.

[VSMIT]

Welcome, sir.  May I be the first to warn you away May I be the first to welcome you to our fine abode.  Sit down, kick off your shoes, and watch for the little box.  He likes to bite people.  Oh, and also watch for those telling you to watch out for people.  They're up to something.  Something sinister.

[Darkmoon]

I have come

Eww.

[BoneMan]

lol

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.  Remember to read (and follow) the rules, don't annoy the moderators, and generally have fun.

[Ren Gaulen]

Welcome. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here. Make sure to read the rules, use your common sense along with the uncommon sense, beware of the box, random fires, guys with swords and the people who tell you to beware of the people. Follow the rules, venerate the immortal Empress and have fun.

[Sunblink]

I have come

Eww.

Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Welcome to the forums, BoneMan.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[BoneMan]

I feel loved.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... just not very much.

[Mao]

But more than you, boxy.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?

[Jairus]

Oh, and also watch for those telling you to watch out for people.  They're up to something.  Something sinister.

Oh, silly VSMIT, warning that nice new poster BoneMan about our horrible plans.

[Mao]

That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?

Eh, closer than my single arse gets to love so I'll have to say yes.

I have come

Eww.

Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Pervs... ok I was totally thinking that too.

[BoneMan]

your plans must be bad, but mine are way worse.   

[Ren Gaulen]

your plans must be bad, but mine are way worse.   

Don't be so sure about that, my friend. The badness of our plans is legendary.

[TheGreyRonin]

I have come

Well, now that we have that over with, welcome to the Forum. I shall adopt a likely guise, blend in with the indigenous population, and prepare for the coming badness. Yay.

[Ren Gaulen]

I shall adopt a likely guise, blend in with the indigenous population, and prepare for the coming badness. Yay.

Nobody who is not directly involved in our plan will be ready when the badness finally strikes. Nobody!

[BoneMan]

mine involve sponge Bob and Doctor octagonapuss

[Ren Gaulen]

mine involve sponge Bob and Doctor octagonapuss

Will he do.. Doctor Octagonapuss Blaaaargh?

[BoneMan]

um may I ask what's with the box?

[Ren Gaulen]

The box? It destroys souls. It's more than meets the eye. It's a Soul Cube in disguise.

[BoneMan]

You mean like this,

[Ren Gaulen]

No, that's the Box Man. It destroys souls outside of the visible spectre.

[BoneMan]

ohhh so something like this

lol

[Ren Gaulen]

..Yaeh, kinda like that. Only in a very painful manner.

[VSMIT]

And it's kind of prolonged.  The whole of your stay here, your soul will be taken little by little, until that time at which you decide to leave us.

I heard that he steals souls because his own soul is a little small, and he needs to fill himself up.

[Jairus]

Oh comes on guys, Boxy doesn't steal your soul! He loves all of us! Why else would I feel the addictive need to return to this place every time I go online, and so little else feels important?

[VSMIT]

OOOH!  OOOH!  I KNOW!

You feel the inescapable need to steal others' souls.  That or this board is like a drug.  A tasty, extremely addictive drug.  Only problem being that it's easy to get out of bed in the morning without it.

[Jairus]

OOOH!  OOOH!  I KNOW!

You feel the inescapable need to steal others' souls.  That or this board is like a drug.  A tasty, extremely addictive drug.  Only problem being that it's easy to get out of bed in the morning without it.

Only because you brew the coffee and then head straight to the internet to get your first fix of Clockwork!

[VSMIT]

Only because you brew the coffee and then head straight to the internet to get your first fix of Clockwork!

Except that I don't drink coffee?