Corrupt a Wish

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, you get fore peas. It's sortof like foreplay, only not as much fun. And greener. And mushier.


I wish I didn't have to feed this data in.

[lucas marcone]

granted you dont have too. but you have come down with a fatal illness that if you dont youll never have the cure.



i wish i knew what it was like to make out with an angel.

[Lysander]

Granted, you get the kiss from hell by making out with the angel of death.

I wish...for that little something extra.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get a bit extra off the top, ending up with a crewcut and a scar.

I wish for some peace and quiet to get some work done.

[Cannon Fodder]

granted but then its too quiet and peacefull

I wish I a was a mow.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however you end up stuck to Jy-Jy's tail. And buzzing. And sucking off the shampoo.


I wish I could figure out what the eighth icon, missing, off my posts was.

[Aridas]

Granted, but now you just can't figure anything else out.

I wish I could move out right now.

[vulpesweasel]

*granted* now you are on the street, with no food, and you live in a box.
I wish for more time out from school.

[e_voyager]

granted you know have a two week suspension for some thing you didn't do.

i wish i could incorporate parts of the fantasy worlds into the real world temporally at least.

[Falcarthum]

Granted. But only you can incorporate the bad stuff...

I wish for a perfect souffle...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Unfortunately, before it can finish cooking, you open the door to check on it and all the sou flays out.


I wish I'd thought to go to sleep some 3 hours ago, since I've got to get up in 4 hours...

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but you sleep in late, and forget to get up.

I wish for a friend.

[e_voyager]

granted the buddy ghost form fanning the flames now haunts you and won't stop calling out your name.

i wish  paint mixing by hand  was easier

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. It's easier, but now your hand cramps every time you try, making it impossible for you to mix paint.

I wish for an inspiration for my career path.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You become a garbage collector.


I wish I wasn't awake this early.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now sleep typing.

i wish for them to get rid of the show "perfect hair forever". it's just pain weird

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are now in less pain, albeit still quite a lot.


I wish I could go back to bed...

[e_voyager]

i was trying to say the show "perfect hair forever" was weird it was  painfully  weird

anyway granted but you still can't sleep.

i wish for a super sub the way father used to make.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted, but it doesn't taste the way he made. Much more so for each subsequent one you have.

I wish that my friends and I would meet sometime soon.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Your friends are passed to you via the good graces of a fairly large trebuchet. Catch...


I wish I could stop myself from posting quite so much :-)

[King Of Hearts]

*chops off llearch n'n'daCorna' arms*

wish granted

I wish I knew a less bloody alternative to corrupting the last wish.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You could have tied my fingers together (he says, typing with his nose)...


I wish I had either a longer nose, or one of those wands for typing with your head...

[e_voyager]

granted but it is fragile and runny.

i wish i had compleated my project last week.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Your project got completed last week. Also, the entire point of the project became null the day after, so it was a waste of time.

I wish for an inspiration to start writing something.

[GabrielsThoughts]

your inspiration is granted, however you just spent 72 straight hours looking at internet porn and inspiration no longer motivates you...you are too busy drooling on the keyboard with one hand in your pants. . . and your parents have decided to finally investigate the strange noises coming from your room.


I wish I wasn't so mean.


Edited for grammar

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're now meaner, and have sentenced poor Roureem to three weeks, instead of three days.

I wish I'd got more done yesterday.

[e_voyager]

granted but the fatigue causes you to sleep though today

i wish i had a snake charmer yappy.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Your yap charms snakes...into attacking the world at large, and that draws attention to you.

I wish Trickster didn't have so many errors being thrown around. Especially from other players!

[e_voyager]

granted those error are now reclassified as options and have doubled in number.

i wish for more wish to corrupt.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, only someone else beats you to the punch every time.

I wish I was a little more organised.