Corrupt a Wish

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however the pokemon only breed, and the games eventually behave like a super trojan virus that has infects your computer, and within a five minutes of watching pikachu get it on with...um something else that moves, your computer crashes. Ironically enough this disaster could have been avoided if it wasn't a pornographic emulator.

I wish for suff with bells and wrapping paper.

[Stygian]

Granted. The Chippendales decide to break into your house and use it as a locale for their holiday practicing.

I wish for a nice tan this christmas (and I will probably get it!).

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Your home catches fire and you now have burn marks on your stomach.

I wish for a KitKat bar.

[Stygian]

Granted. It just happens to be a new taste; anthrax ripple (sketch reference!)

I wish I could possess people.

[Vidar]

Granted, but you can only posess them is they are asleep, and you lose all solidity. Enjoy a life of never being able to touch anything.

I wish for a certain co-worker of mine (who shall remain nameless on these boards) to a) have his spine reduced to lots of small, sharp splinters , which will be lodged in his spinal cord, b) loses all sensations in his genitals, c) gets half his face molten off by some very caustic acid down to his skull.

[Stygian]

Meh. Still pretty good.

Granted. You have my attention. Give me numbers.

I wish that I had some lysergic acid diethylamide to use on some people right now...

[Alan Garou]

Granted. But because I have no idea what those chemicals are, I give you a cardboard waffle.

I wish that I had a Gameboy DS.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, it has about 5s battery life, when fully charged. And no charger.

BTW, Styggy wanted some LSD. HTH, HAND.


I wish I had been able to take this week off.

[Zedd]

Granted, This week has been beaten,stabbed and sodmized by yours truely

I wish I my dear loved one grandfather just obey as what he's told

[GabrielsThoughts]

I didn't understand a word you said so, I'm giving you a million dollars. spend it wisely because once you have used up all the money you will turn into the monkey jack, from pirates of the caribean.

I wish for the ability to see into the future. 

[Saist]

I didn't understand a word you said so, I'm giving you a million dollars. spend it wisely because once you have used up all the money you will turn into the monkey jack, from pirates of the caribean.

I wish for the ability to see into the future. 

I grant thine wish to see the future. You see yourself taking a nap 5 minutes from when you read this. Then you lose the power.


I wish for Samurai Armor

[e_voyager]

granted but it is cursed and it drags you into battle after battle until you are defeated.

i wish i know what to do with the black hole now that i don't feel like destroying the world with it.

[Stygian]

Granted. You effectively end it. That's all there is to it.

I wish that more people actually had a good sense of style.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Style happens.  Unfortunately it all eventually becomes cliche, starting everyone back at square one.

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I wish I would quit forgetting to make wishes.

[e_voyager]

granted but all your wish are granted by sadist and you sure as they are granted.

i wish i was less sadisitic when granting wishes..

[Alan Garou]

Granted. You are completely kind when you grant them. This breaks the rules of the thread, and Damaris punishes you by sending you an electrical signal that destroys your computer.

I wish my cat would get off my lap, dangit. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however your cat is now part of your leg and has been sergically fused at the calf...

I wish for a superpower that doesn't go away after a short nap, and I don't mean flatulence either.

[e_voyager]

granted you now have super sneezes that triggered by and allergy even ones you don't have. be careful not st sneeze your see through a brick wall as you are not invulnerable you know.

i wish that my inner voices weren't demons all the time.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, they're not demons, they're ghosts and they are commanding you to give me a hundred dollars... and a chicken sandwich...with pickles and munster cheese.

I wish for some intelligent wishes to grant.

[Drake Manaweilder]

Granted, but the worlds intelligance drops dramatically, meaning that the most intellagant wish possible is:
I wish for a rock.

I wish i didn't have this cold. *sniff*

[Zedd]

Granted but now you have herpes

I wish people would open their minds more to understand that these wishes are somewhat evils

[Nikki]

Granted, but now everyone is perverted.

I wish for lots of Ramen and a Naruto Plushie ^^

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a Naruto plushie stuffed with cooked ramen.


I wish I could cuddle my wife without feeling like she didn't want to be there...

[e_voyager]

granted but now you get the feeling that your wife want to eat you alive and you desire to cuddle less.

i wish that others appreciated a well corrupted wish.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however the corruption of a wish is overshadowed by the corruption the english language and therefore the well crafted wish is nothing more the a common wish granting fiasco.

I wish I knew what to wish for, besides a brown paper sack.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's wet. But you still can't fight your way out of it. :-)


I wish I had more time to get things done.

[Angel]

I wish I had more time to get things done.

Granted. You get everything done in two hours. With all the extra time left and nothing to do, you are bored to death.

I wish I could find my Algebra textbook that's been missing since yesterday. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but now you have to do homework, oh noes! D:

I wish I could do home-schooling.

[Cogidubnus]

Oh, so granted. No corruption is necessary.

I wish I had some cash. I need some.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have 2385 farthings. And you're not allowed to melt them down, either.


I wish I could come up with more useful stuff to put in the wiki, rather than being stuck planning all the boring stuff required to get it running.