Corrupt a Wish

[e_voyager]

granted as you empire turns to dirt as it is reviled that the game of chanced was rigged in your favor thou you protest you are innocent you cries fall on deaf ears. amber not has a Lieu on you soul and you have three weeks to pay it off or become her property. good luck sins you as current in a forced later camps under the watchful eye of Eid and his kin release date? two week after the deadline. as you current task is to  mine the wax out of the planetoids that you are currently marooned on.


i wish that Gabriels Thoughts would be happy with the picture of sailor Bubba moon and stop bothering me.

[bill]

He's happy. In fact, he's so happy that he begins to stalk you. You attempt to file a restraining order, but to no avail. The remainder of your life is lived in anxeity.




How I wish,
How I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl
Year after year.

[e_voyager]

granted were are now in a fish bowl for several years with Gabriels Thoughts stalking us but true to my nature the fish bowl moves  around randomly form place to place. as time passes i returned the the stars once more.

i wish for  blueberry pie

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, but this has negated all of your previous wishes... which means I'm back to my original self also... darn I really liked being the most powerfull man on the planet. oh well, my bad.


I wish E-voager could type... I'd like to understand the corruption thats being corrupted while corrupting.

[e_voyager]

Granted but you ego is cursed as you realize that the you fixed one of my weaknesses and that my ego when restrained is as large as a planet but that's only when restrained when set free it is a god complex like you have never seen ans not even the hand of infinity could cover it's face.

I wish i could correct the mistakes i mad as digital god E as so many of my creations suffered from them.

[GabrielsThoughts]

You can it's that tiny button on the upper right hand corner, but you will not edit it for some obnoxious reason.


I wish for a cookie.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Your wish is granted, and it is the best tasting cookie in the history of mankind.  So magnificent is this cookie that all other foods pale in comparison and you can never find culinary happiness again.


I wish that I had a red rubber ball.

[Suwako]

granted earth has turned into a red rubber ball, where no life can exist. You die a lonely death as the last survivor of the intere human race. All your life you have felt guilty because of this wish.

I wish happyness to all.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, Everyone has a nice big red rubber ball.

... well, everyone left, which is just Jim, I believe. :-)


I wish I'd been more awake this morning.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however you are unconcious by noon.


I wish I was the fastest creature on earth.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but now you can't stop running...

I wish I knew what gifts Succubi like Ryn liked...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Ryn slides out of the shadows behind you, grins evilly, and drags you back into them.

I wish I'd been hanging about all day, rather than... well, hanging about all day...

[e_voyager]

granted you not spend the day hanging form a noose  as all the blood rushes to your face  as you are hung upside down. (yes even a cube has a face)

i wish i could bring Four space into the third dimension to show others how limited what the perceive is.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however Einstien is now remembered for discovering back hair, and the internet was never developed...on the pright side everyone writes and seplls ujst ike teh e voyegr.

I wish t undo tis eish.

[e_voyager]

granted but do the the nature of paradox you are cursed to remember in-depth the world created by the corrupted wish and it still has some influence over you.

i wish that pie was the national currency.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but some anarchist overthrew the government a  by starting a pie fight and caused a financial disaster greater than  9/11, and Katrina.



I wish everyone of e-voyager's current wishes were no longer pie related.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Allright, but now there is a p between the i and the e.

I wish to become the Sun.

[e_voyager]

granted but your body is destroyed as you become a small mass of fusion gas 1 solar mass for Evey 5 kilogram of you current body weight. you have no power and all you can do is burn until you burn our or go nova.

i wish that the nations currency was AOL dick printed before 2005

[Anara]

Granted but the world's economies collapse creating the worst economic depression in history.

I wish I didn't have exams in a few weeks.

[e_voyager]

granted you as excuse form the exam's but that is because you are being held prisoner by a crazy bagel cult.

i wish that i could go for one life time without there being a war.

[Anara]

Granted but your life span is only about 15 seconds

I wish to visit disney world

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but Disney is evil, and you end up selling your soul to Goofy.

I wish Disney didn't exist. ¬.¬

[e_voyager]

granted but it is now Mario world and the steal souls turning people into toadstool people thus expanding the kingdom

i wish i evil without cause  less often

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you are now a devil without a clue.


I wish that I wasn't always granting E's wishes all the time.

[e_voyager]

granted buyt not like E you must wait for a good swhis the currupt and like e you have to wait just a wee bit loger to be fair the others that wiat to plat the game as well

i wish i had my BaikaNekochan back


edit BaikaNekochan is a name it means Baika plum (blossem) Neko(cat) chan ( i forget what chan mean i thin it's like child)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

Unfortunately, whichever way you turn it, all you can see is the back - you don't have the front at all.


I wish I was more organised of a morning.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you have now become a turd... enjoy your new life as Mr. Hanky the christmas poop.


I wish Jyrras was mistaken for Merlitz at least once.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. Jyrras is mistaken for Merlitz by a dragon whose father was killed by the fire-mage cat. Jyrras is now dead, and an infuriated Lorenda rips you apart and eats you alive. 

I wish for a Jurassic Park DVD Series collection.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's in HDTV format, and alternates 5 seconds of Jurassic Park with 5 seconds of Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

... with Barney's soundtrack over the JP soundtrack.


I wish I wasn't quite so evil...

[e_voyager]

granted but you now face  demotion in the army of darkness

i wish i had a few more mega man games to fight in.