Throw a random object at the next poster

[yakanaj]

Hits Jer-oh-me over the head for not throwing anything my way

*Jerk*

Throwes a banana peel at TNP

[Jairus]

*slips on the banana peel and the world's at my feet*

"Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!"

*throws an old-fashioned mic at the next poster*

(if you know what movie I'm referring to, you get an imaginary cookie)

[yakanaj]

Dang, no cookie for me.

Catches mike and starts to sing. "someone please kill that cat!"

Sighs and passes the cat onto the next poster

[Jairus]

*buries it, but it won't stop yowling and moving about*

"Well, you don't want to come back from Sarento to a dead cat."

*tosses Eric the Halibut at the next poster*

(Singin' In the Rain, for the record. Who knows what it is this time?)

[Jer-oh-me]

I thought the last one was rain, as to Eric here, I've not a clue.

*cooks the poor halibut and eats said*

*Tosses fried halibut and an apology for lack of tossings to the next poster, just like a tosser*

[Jairus]

*dodges the fried halibut*

"Eric! No! Mr. Praline loved you!"

*throws a sonic screwdriver at the next poster*

(Eric the Halibut belonged to Mr. Praline, more famous for being the customer in the Dead Parrot Sketch from Monty Python. You should know what a sonic screwdriver is... Wiki it.)

[aserath]

OW! Sonic screwdriver hurts my ears AND my head. And I throw a full outhouse at next poster.

[Jairus]

*dodges the outhouse and watches it roll down a hill and collide with someone's house*

"Well, glad that's not my problem."

*throws a healing potion at the next poster*

(And aserath, this is a sonic screwdriver. I don't know what you were thinking about. Unless you're talking about it hitting your head, in which case I'll just say that it's the size of a bloody pen)

[aserath]

Oh well i don't watch very much Dr. Who i was thinking Sonic being loud thus hurting my ears. Anyway...

Grabs the healing potion for my dented head (from the screwdriver) and tosses the kitchen sink.

[Jairus]

*catches the kitchen sink*

"No, you're doing it wrong!"

*throws everything and the kitchen sink at the next poster*

[aserath]

Watches everything AND the kitchen sink fly overhead and land on someone's brand new car. Grabs SATAN and throws him at the next poster.

[Jer-oh-me]

Banishes Satan to hell.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're doing it wrong!


*throws part of the forum - the heavy part - at TNP*

[Mao]

*catches the heavy part of the forum* "For it's size.. it's kinda light"

*Throws an empty trash bin at tnp*

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches the empty bin, fills it with trash and flings it at the next poster*

[Paladin Sheppard]

*Catches the rubbish bin and empties it out, then sifts through it and sells all the useful and/or recyclable  parts*



Heheh I'm gonna be evil here

*Tosses a 2000 credit token at the next poster who if is in or planing on being in TotC RP may redeem it at the beginning of the game*

[Mel Dragonkitty]

Grabs the credit and throws a polar bear at the next poster.

[Mao]

*Dodges the polar bear and watches it fall through some ice*  "How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice."

*throws a book of cheesy pick-up lines at tnp*

[e_voyager]

fails to compute.

throws logical paradox at the next poster.

[Angel]

(catches the paradox and looks it over)

Hah. They're BOTH liars.

(tosses the labyrinth at the next poster)

[Ren Gaulen]

*gets lost in it after the third turn* Curse my non-existent sense of direction!..

*throws a ball of yarn at the next poster*

[Mao]

*begins to play with the ball of yarn, giggling away*  "What?!  This is fun!"

*Throws a sewing kit at tnp*

[Jairus]

*uses sewing kit to fix hole in short's pocket*

"Great, now I don't have to keep my keys in the wrong pocket."

*throws Duel Disk at next poster*

[Ren Gaulen]

*gets hit in the head with it* Hey! Stop throwing things at me!

*throws TRAP CARDS at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*activates my own trap card in turn*

"Ha! You've activated my trap card, that launches my Gaia the Dragon Champion from my Catapult Turtle, destroying your Castle of Dark Illusion's flotation ring!"

*throws the Dark Magician Girl at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Woot! Pretty girl!

... pity about the magician thing.

*throws the skin to TNP*

[Slowtini]

*adds it to the pile*

Eh, Damn things keep showing up on my doorstep.

*throws a baseball bludgeon at TNP*

[Ren Gaulen]

*deflects it with a plasma shield* I have constructed additional Pylons.

*throws additional Pylons at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*uses them to bring Stargate online*

"And now to use the strategy that can only work through cheat codes!"

*summons 12 carriers through Stargate, and then loans them to next poster*

[Mao]

*frowns at the carriers he couldn't afford*  "I require more vespene gas."

*Throws a fountain pen at tnp*