This or That! (Why didn't anyone already do this!)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A punch in the eye. At least that'll heal.


50 press-ups, or 50 laps?

[Mao]

50 press-ups.  Sure, they're harder, but they'll be over sooner.

Scone or Muffin with your tea/coffee?

[Jairus]

I've always loved my grandma's scones. (My grandma likes to cook. A lot.)

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves or Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Men in TIGHT tights. Not fagalists, though - just merry.


Water of life, or crystals?

[Jairus]

Water of life. Less new-agey.

Jews in Space or Hitler! on Ice?

[Cogidubnus]

Jews in Space. Already made that one, actually - it was called Spaceballs.

Guzheng or steel guitar?

[Mao]

Guzheng.  I've got a thing for slightly more exotic sounds.

Opera or Instrumental?

[Jairus]

Instrumental. I always love listening to the voice-less music of a soundtrack. Of course, I'm not completely against voices, but I prefer instrumental.

The Inquisition or a Viking Funeral?

[Mao]

The inquisition... because no one suspects them.  Their three weapons are...

C++ or Java?

[VSMIT]

C++.  It's more traditional.

BF or BASIC?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Basic. My brain is screwy enough already.


Egg or bacon?

[Jairus]

Egg. You can eat egg without bacon, but you can't eat bacon without egg. Unless it's in a burger.

Pancakes or Waffles?

[Mao]

Waffles.  It's just way more fun to say.. and the syrup gets trapped in those nice little squares for easier consumption.

Chicken or Beef?

[Jairus]

Hm... chicken. I just prefer it, really. Though you can make a great panini with some good beef.

Raisin bagel or Blueberry bagel?

[Mao]

Tough choice, but I've always loved blueberries.

Rain or shine?

[Jairus]

Hm... I actually kind of like both. I like to sit and listen to the rain, and I like to walk in the shine. I'll go with shine, since I don't have to wear a raincoat and carry an umbrella.

Ski or Snowboard?

[VSMIT]

Ski.  That way, you don't have to live up to the whole "surfer" standard and talk like you're high all the time.

Veal or Venison?

[Mao]

Venison.  I like my meal to have a chance to run/fight back.

Kill another to save yourself or die to save another?

[VSMIT]

Die to save another.  That way, I'll know that my life was taken for a good reason.

Attack or Retreat?

[Mao]

Attack.  Even if I'm sure to go down, I want to take you with me.

Time or space?

[Jairus]

Time not important, only life important.
Actually, time. You can never have too much of it.

Kratos or Zeus?

[Pagan]

Kratos, he's making the way for new things.

Warhammer or Warcraft?

[Mao]

Warhammer.  Mainly due to the fact that warcraft was based on warhammer iirc.

Hammer or Sword?

[Jairus]

HAAAAMMMMEEEEEEER!!!!

Saber or Scottish Claymore?

[VSMIT]

Sabre.  More slashy, less smashy.

Rapier or Scimitar?

[Pagan]

Scimitar. I'm better at the cutting than the poking.

Consoles or PC?

[Jairus]

Eh, given how I've got one PC game (StarCraft), I'm gonna go with consoles. There just aren't as many PC games that I'm interested in - StarCraft II not withstanding.

War hammer or Morning star?

[Pagan]

So long as the morning star isn't a chained mace, I'll go with that one. Better chance to connect something sharp with something squishy. What's with all these weapon choices?

Coloured Pencils or Crayons?

[Jairus]

Colored pencils. But crayons have a nice nostalgic feel to them.

I like weapons.

Bazooka or Sniper rifle?

[Pagan]

Hmm... a bazooka is slow, but packs a huge punch. The rifle requires skill, but will do less collateral damage...
Bazooka, as a pyromaniac, I really had no choice.

Purgatory or reincarnation?