This or That! (Why didn't anyone already do this!)

[Jairus]

It all depends... would I retain prior memories of my old life? I still think I'd go with reincarnation.

Flamethrower or Grenade?

[Pagan]

Flamethrower. Sure they have to get close, but seriously, *one* grenade?


Fact or Truthiness?

[Jairus]

Fact. I prefer reality.

Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart?

[Pagan]

Colbert. No questions.

method or madness?

[Jairus]

Madness may be the emergency exit from life, but a method gives direction and focus to the madness.

One For All or All For One?

[Pagan]

I'll take communism over dictatorship. (one for all beats all for one)

turn based or real time?

[Mao]

Real time.  Gotta stay on your toes.

RPG or MMORPG?

[Jairus]

MMORPG. I never got used to fighting alongside other players.

Incidentally, Pagan, I was referring to the motto of the Three Musketeers.

BFS or BFG?

[VSMIT]

BFG.  Can do a lot more damage than a lot of things.

Doom or Quake?

[Jairus]

I'd answer this, but I've never played either of them. Eh, how about Quake: from what I've heard, it was a major influence on gaming in general.

Talk-talky-puzzle-solvey or hack-slashy-main-a-thon?

[Pagan]

Puzzles over button mashing.

I had a feeling that's what you were referencing, but who doesn't like spinning words to a different meaning?

Wallet or watch?

[Jairus]

Watch. I like to know what time it is.

Basically, I was saying Puzzle game or Combat game?

[Pagan]

Hmm... I like puzzles over nimd mumbing violence, but I think I'd prefer combat game to an entire *puzzle* game. Don't get me wrong, Portal was awesome, but I liked God of War more.

Pair or Party?

[GabrielsThoughts]

I'd prefer a pair of slippers and a comfy anything  to a party.

Lightning or Microwaves?

[Jairus]

Anything's possible with lightning. Mwahaha...

The Wretch (aka Frankenstein's monster) or the Mummy?

[Pagan]

The Mummy.

Jack or Frank?

[VSMIT]

Jack.

Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

[Jairus]

Jackie Chan. He's funnier.

Mr. T or Chuck Norris?

[Stygian]

Chuck Norris. He has a better haircut, and can actually aim.

Here's one that I don't really expect everyone to catch on so quickly. Not here, at least...

Muay Thai or Shotokan?

[Jairus]

Hm, toughie... I'll go with Muay Thai. I'm not normally a fan of kickboxing (or boxing at all), but this looks interesting.

Katana or Tsurugi?

[Stygian]

Katana. Easy. I like the grip more, and curved swords always have been a superior design. Simple physics.

Muscle car or superbike?

[Jairus]

Muscle car. I can't drive a motorcycle, and just because you own something doesn't mean you have to use it...

Main Gauche or Bayonet?

[Stygian]

Main gauche. I really like fencing, and a bayonet really has no damn place in modern combat.

Yacht or speedboat?

[Jairus]

Yacht. I know it sounds stupid, but it's another thing I have in common with Jyrras: a mild fear of deep water. It just makes me really nervous to be out on open water. Whenever I'm on a boat, I stay inside the cabin or as far away from the edge as I can, and I prefer slower boats to fast ones. I have barely forgiven my mother for the time she forced me to ride with her on a jetski. Man does she go fast!

Hydrophobia or Acrophobia?

[Pagan]

Acrophobia. Scared of heights, scared to death of heights. Water's cool though.

Deaf or Blind?

[Jairus]

Shoot. That's a good one. Um, on the one hand, if I was blind, I couldn't really read or write any more (I'm not good at braille, and few people really are). And on the other hand, if I was deaf, I couldn't listen to music or people talking anymore, which is one of my favorite activities. And now I'm feeling a little depressed.

You're really afraid of heights? Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.

Left hand or right hand?

[Pagan]

Terrified. But it makes roller coasters all the better: more fear, more adreniline, more fun!

Being left handed, the choice is clear. I'd keep ol' L and lose righty at a crossroads.

For my own question, I would have gone with blind. Sure, I lose video games and books, but I will never give up music.

lead or mercury?

[Jairus]

Lead. It won't kill you just from inhaling it. Really? You're left handed too?

Silver or gold?

[Pagan]

Didn't we do this one earlier? Oh well, gold. Go big or go home.
Yep, we lefties'll take over the world one day. We're smarter, we can do it.

Flashlight or latern?

[Jairus]

Lantern. Sure, you don't get the focused beam of light, but you get it spread out a little more. Though a lantern with a collapsible shield to focus the light in one direction is even better (my dad had a few like that).

Convertible or Sun roof?