The ban game, v05

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned be the Avatar of Khaine.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I am not warhammer.

[Ren Gaulen]

In this case Slowtini is banned in the name of Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[Mao]

Ren is banned because everyone knows that the only name worth banning in is Chrom.

[Ryudo Lee]

Mowser is banned to appease various false gods.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo, meanwhile, is banned for the Empress. Venerate the immortal Empress!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is not banned banned for doing the Empress' will. He is, however, banned for not venerating her enough.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I misread "Venerate" as "Vibrate" and then proceeded to laugh quite a bit.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for almost making me burst out laughing in the middle of my class.

[Ren Gaulen]

Blasphemers! You dare make fun of the Empress?! Be banned and begone, the both of you!!!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for having such unstable moods.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned for dissing unstable moods.

[Slowtini]

Mowser is banned by yttribium.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned not because I hate, but because I love.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for loving to much.

[SweepTheLeg]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not loving enough.

[Slowtini]

Sweeptheleg is banned by a horde of angry /b/tards.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for talking about /b/. Never, under any circumstances, should you talk about /b/.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for being right and also at the same time mentioning that which should remain unmentioned!

[Slowtini]

@ren: Is that a rule specific to this forum, or are you referencing rules 1 and 2, which apply only during raids.

Mowser is banned for ninja'ing me.

[Ren Gaulen]

No, Slowtini, you should not talk about /b/ simply because it's a cesspool. You are banned for not realizing that.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for making a good point.

[Mao]

Slowtini has been ninja banned. 

[Jairus]

Mowser is pirate-banned!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is CYBORG banned.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned by a Metal Gear Rex.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by a Metal Gear Ray.

[Mao]

Slowtini is banned because: "No!  I can't do it!"

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because We've managed to avoid drowning!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by an excessive amount of cockroaches.
Then emma got scared shitless, ran into a wall, and knocked herself out.