Cog is banned with the gloomy trousers of Uncle Vanya.
LionHeart is banned and chased by werewolves, whilst wearing said gloomy trousers.
Cogidubnus is banned by some rather exceptionally well made plaster.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because the cookie mage made a cookie for him
Aiyno is banned with a cheap knock-off of the original ban-hammer.
Ryudo,
(http://httpkoltonnaples.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/anned-forever.png)
VSMIT is banned because I am now a member of the American armed forces.
Deebs is banned because I am an eagle scout. D:<
Slowtini is banned for I am Politician, of the Triumvirate.
Meany is banned for turning the lights out.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for hording light like a black hole
E_Voyager is banned due to hawking radiation.
Slowtini is banned for having less then 5% of my post.
e_voyager is banned for having exactly 6700 posts.
VSMIT is banned because Tims Vrederick sued him for name stealing.
Aiyno is banned for being a bad influence
Yakanaj is banned because it couldn't happen to a nicer person.
... that sounds a lot like a subtle jab, there. Nicer people wouldn't be banned, so she's not that nice?
llearch is banned for not being flattened and recycled.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he is environmentally unfriendly.
Aiyno is banned because i can't find the comic with Koyta anymore
e_voyager is banned due to the global trout shortage.
Slowtini is banned for spoiling my rampage.
Spanky is banned (http://whiteponyproductions.com/comicstrips/ctc/present.htm) for not reading my webcomic list. ;-]
llearch is banned because behind the scenes he destroyed hellbound :<
at least it is not yet all but a distant memory. (http://maniacwolfman.deviantart.com/art/April-Fools-Day-Comic-31592040)
Aiyno is banned by a taur
DG is banned from above.
Ryudo is banned from the left.
VSMIT is banned from the color.
llearch is banned by a baler
Deebs is banned by a labler.
Slowtini is banned by a clamperl
Spanky is banned for referencing Pokemon.
VSMIT is banned for starting a new page.
Slowtini is banned for banning new page starters.
Spanky is banned for defending me.
VSMIT is banned for thinking it is him that i am defending
Spanky is banned for having three yappies in two images.
VSMIT is banned for wanting to go to the local park and act out scenes from the matrix
Yakanaj is banned because it is natural to want to go to the local park and act out scenes from "The Matrix". I did it myself yesterday.
Ren Gaulen is banned, because...
Because I missed banning him, really.
Cog is banned because he may have missed me... but my bans never miss their target! >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned perfectly on-target for misunderstanding me.
Cogidubnus is banned because, under it all, he's really just a nice person. ;-]
llearch is banned 'cause I ain't. :B
Meany is banned because he is.
e_voyager is banned for lying outside the Lies! And slanger! thread. :B
Meany is banned for misspelling "slander".
LionHeart is banned for perputuating the misconception. It's libel in print.
Cogidubnus is banned for revealing the truth.
VSMIT is banned to conceal the truth again.
Ren Gaulen is banned for trying to conceal that which he couldn't handle.
Black_angel is banned because screw the truth, I have grey hair!! D:<
Ren is banned because now he's old.
VSMIT is banned because my hair turned grey from all the rigorous training in the Compressed Time Space Chamber I took to regain my title of the Undefeated of the North. ..And I am not old. >:[
Ren is banned for not using Rogaine.
Slowtini is banned because my hair gives me the power to transcend fate! ..No, wait, that's my courage. My hair just gives me an additional level in "Badass".
Ren is banned by shears
Deebs' is banned for attempting to cut my hair. Have you forgotten, Deebs? In Soviet Russia.. the hair cuts you!
Ren is banned because its his job to ban soviet russia
DG is banned because Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore.
VSMIT is banned for counting 33 twice
DG is banned because I already apologized for doing that.
VSMIT is banned for being polite
DG is banned for harboring rudeness.
VSMIT is banned for aiding politeness
Deebs is banned by the Paper Fan That Smacks Rudeness.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not having a sidekick named Stimpy
E_voyager is banned because I have a sidekick named Jayce. And four more sidekicks named Adrian, Itasha, Lyndon and Tiare. ..Aaand they just heard me calling them sidekicks, so I got to run before they kick my side. *runs of followed by streams of purple flames shaped like Oriental dragons, hails of glowy red shurikens and waves of wind cutting everything in their path*
Ren Gaulen is banned for abusing his help.
Cog is banned for not abusing the help.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not being helpful.
boxy is banned for hiding a universe inside of himself after watching it on futurama.
E is banned for making reference to futurama - my favorite show.
Yakanaj is banned because AIEIEIEIEIEIE!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/screamni7.gif)
Slowtini is banned for self-destructing in the middle of a ban
e_voyager is banned because I got better.
Slowtini is banned because until this last post, he was a newt.
VSMIT is banned because this board's postcount... it's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!
Slowtini is banned for propogating yet another annoying meme.
Ryudo is banned for BEING another annoying meme.
Slowtini is banned for not being able to count.
llearch is banned for being the Count.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being either Jonathan Harker or Asato Tsuzuki, and not making it clear.
Black_angel is banned because I am neither. Clear enough for ya?
Ryudo is banned for plotting to DESTROY US ALL!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-9abkWqt8)
Meany is banned because I'm at work and I'm bored. Take That! :boogie
Yakanaj is banned because IT'S 3:35 AM AND I CANNOT SLEEP :<
Slowtini is banned for staying up too late.
VSMIT is banned because it's almost noon and I still haven't been able to fall asleep :<
Slowtini is banned because I can.
llearch is banned by the white cat. Meow!
yakanaj is banned because velvet is also a white kitten
E is banned by Harry Potter
yakanaj is banned because Doctor who has much greater scarf power then mr. potter.
e_voyager is banned with a large explosion, and then I absorb his special weapon.
Ryudo Lee is banned because the dark energy drive will overwhelm and destroy him.
e_voyager is banned for making silly assumptions.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not being a robot with an AWS (the only way to absorb special weapons.)
e_voyager is banned because that's just a minor detail.
Ryudo Lee is banned for typical organic reasoning
E is banned by the tooth fairy. As a robot, he does not have teeth.
yakanaj is banned for not know about wight master lever bots and the Wily knock off. ( yes we even have eyelashes not that i know why)
e_voyager is banned for not knowing why he has eyelashes. You're supposed to know these things.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being one of the least benightedly unintelligent life-forms it has been my most profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
llearch is banned for using...lots of negatives. My grammar book is currently spinning in it's trunk-of-my-car-esque graveyard.
Cogidubnus is banned for not espousing the use of excess verbiage in aid of making an impression.
And also for not glorifying Marvin, the Paranoid Android. ;-]
llearch is banned for implying Marvin needs my praise. He doesn't want my praise. He just wants to be left alone. ;3
Cog is banned for not referencing Marvin the Martian and Starvin' Marvin.
Ryudo Lee is banned because i need more feather to clone a new bio body!
E is banned for cloning.
yakanaj is banned for not wanting me to have a bio body
E is banned for not appreciating his mechanical body. The meatbags are not to be envied.
Cog is banned for reasons to be revealed by someone else at a later time.
Ryudo Lee is banned for milequetoast bans.
Cogidubnus is banned for the aforementioned, but not yet revealed, reasons. Again.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for have so much fun knocking us down when we get up in the counting game.
e_voyager is banned with an electromagnet. Buzz!
Ryudo Lee is banned by cutting power to the electromagnet.
VSMIT is banned in the backlash oh Ryudo's misfortune
Banned for putting a certain kangaroo rat in an Oedipus style sigatar.
Ganurath is banned because I haven't banned you yet, Ganurath.
Slowtini is banned cuz I haven't banned him in awhile.
Ryudo is banned because I just banned him recently.
VSMIT is banned so that i can get near banning Ganurath
(also the request was for Moria and Seth in a yappy from combined but this is a great yappy non the less)
evoyager is banned because the time paradox says that i have to ban you
gh0st is banned because i have yet to externamente all of his kind. "telemarketers i'm coming for you!
e-voyager is banned because I've never banned anyone before.
Jairus is banned for being late to the party
e-voyager is banned for getting to the party before me.
Jairus is banned by the bouncer at the party
e-voyager is banned because I have to work on the Fourth of July.
Jairus is banned because thankfully i don't
e-voyager is banned because I just got back from work and I'm exhausted!
Jairus is banned as i wait for some one else to come into the banning game
e-voyager is banned because my alternate universe twin Jyrras said so.
Jairus is banned because I haven't banned anyone recently, and I need practice.
Black_angel is banned for being too cool not to be banned
e-voyager is banned for initiating Operation British and dropping a space colony on Australia.
E is banned because StarRunner just got my computer hooked up again and now I need another hit. I'm addicted to the ban game.
I ban yakanaj for not banning me!
I ban you Jairus! I ban you! I ban you!
I ban yakanaj for unnecessarily banning me three consecutive times.
Jairus is banned for the uncanny resemblance of his name to Jyrras.
VSMIT is banned for having a name capitalized like an acronym and it not being either catchy or pronounceable.
I again ban Jairus. BAN BAN BAN!
yakanaj is banned for owning StarRunner.
I ban Jairus for banning my owner.
I ban StarRunner for being a goofball bounty hunter.
I ban Jairus because now I can't use my ban for James. But I ban StarRunner because I own him.
I ban my owner so that she'd spend more time with me.
I ban James for living in a different city.
I ban Cardston for not being a part of Lethbridge... Wait a sec... I'm the one in Cardston, it's like I banned myself!
I ban StarRunner for banning himself.
I ban Jairus for not letting me make angel squirrel babies with my wife to be.
I ban James for telling people about our plans to take over the world.
I ban yakanaj and StarRunner for plotting world domination... without including me in their plans. :mowsad
Jairus, I don't do three ways. Thus I ban you.
Then I ban you for being unwilling to experiment... with new world domination schemes.
I ban Jairus for making new world domination plans without a license.
I ban StarRunner for thinking that evil megalomaniacal doctors even bother with medical licenses, let along operating ones. (There's a pun in there somewhere, I just can't see it.)
I ban Jairus for giving licenses to quacks.
I ban yakanaj for thinking that we had heard the last... of Le Quack.
I ban Jairus for not having an avi (Pssst... I take commissions.) ;)
I ban James for trying to do a AVI of "Le Quack!"
I ban yakanaj for assuming I would want an avatar of "Le Quack!"
Hm, maybe I should PM StarRunner about a commission... well, after his ban is lifted, anyway.
Jairus, you have won a prize. Press 1 for a ban. Press 2 for a ban. press 3 for a ban...
What if he presses '4'? I ban you for not thinking ahead!
I ban James for seeing the hole in my plan.
I ban yakanaj for previously banning Jairus, since if he's banned, he can't put on an avi drawn by me.
I ban James for being good enough at banning to be a mod.
Yakanaj, likewise, would do well... ;-]
I ban Mr. Box for not offering James and I a Mod job.
I ban yakanaj for banning a mod... I think.
Jairus is banned for not being sure.
We mods are fairly obvious...
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for only being fairly obvious, rather than anviliciously obvious.
Jairus is banned for using a word that isn't in any online dictionary.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for having never read the TV Tropes Wiki article on Anvilicious.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anvilicious (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anvilicious)
Jairus is banned for confusing TVTropes with a dictionary.
Besides, it's a portmanteau, or a collection of words stuffed together.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned on two counts: 1st, using logic and common sense in an attempt to sway my conviction; and 2nd, for changing his avatar since I was last online.
Jairus is banned for not being aware of my avatar.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being a member of the Box Monk Illuminati.
Jairus is banned for not realizing that Mr. box changes his avatar on a regular bassis. It's quite amusing.
yakanaj is banned for assuming that I - someone who has been a member of the forums for about, oh, two days - would know about llearch n'n'daCorna changing his avatar often.
Jairus is banned for bad mouthing me ;p (hehehehe..take THAT!)
yakanaj is banned for resorting to childish debate methods we learned in kindergarten, and because she's got cooties.
ya, well, you're a...a...meany!
(Hehehe...Jana one: Jairus 0)
yakanaj is banned because she's a big poopyhead, and needs to go sit in time out.
Jairus is banned because he too has been put in time out.
It's all your fault. ;p
YakanaJ is banned for sinking to Jairus level in the argument; he'll beat you with experience, Yana.
Mr. Box is banned for pointing out my faults. jerk.
yakanaj and llearch n'n'daCorna are banned for not realizing that I have actually just run out of childish arguments and was about to call on religious ones.
Jairus is banned for bringing faith into this agument. that is one argument I don't want to start.
LDS people rule!
yakanaj is banned for reminding me of one of my old girlfriends, who was also an LDS.
Jairus is banned for dumping his old girlfriend.
yakanaj is banned for assuming that I was the one who did the dumping.
Jairus is banned for ... I don't know. I'll come up with something next time.
yakanaj is banned for not having a good reason for banning me.
Jairus is banned for thinking I don't have a reason. I have one, I just haven't thought of it.
Very well then. yakanaj is no longer banned for not having a reason for banning me. Instead, she is banned for not having thought up a reason for banning me yet.
Jairus is banned ofr ticking off the purple monkey from mars. Don't tick-off the purple monkeys. They don't like to be ticked off.
yakanaj is banned for making Bruce Banner angry. You won't like him when he's angry.
Jairus is banned3d by the easter bunny. no chocolate for you.
yakanaj is banned by Jack Skellington for not being jolly enough during X-Mas preparations.
Jairus is banned for bringing Christmas into this. I love christmas. Christmas is the best holiday of the year.
Indeed it is. Which is why - as an early Christmas attempt to make me seem more naughty than you so that you get more present from Sandy Claws - I am banning you again. Bah humbug!
Jairus is banned for not doing the jolly holly christmas dance.
yakanaj is banned for not singing "This is Halloween!" Besides, isn't is "Holly Jolly Christmas?"
no, it is the jolly holly christmas dance. Jairus is banned for not doing the dance under the full moon naked. I sang the song, now it's your turn.
yakanaj is banned for wanting to see me naked. Not only is that a crime again humanity, that should be one of the harbinger's of the apocalypse.
Jairus is banned for not dancing. I like to watch people dance. James dances for me. It's really quite funny (fully clothed by the way).
yakanaj is banned for forcing her future husband to dance for her fully clothed, when she should be forcing him to dance for her in that outfit Azlan wore when Wildy procured his enslavement to her for a week. Complete with palm-branch fan.
Jairus is banned for imagining my future husband in that outfit. Beside, I'm saving that for our honey moon.
yakanaj is banned for borrowing costume designs from Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures (he says as he goes shopping for those awesome gloves and coat and goggles that Jyrras is now wearing).
Jairus is banned for not knowing that James actually does have a 'Dan' costume. It's sad really.
yakanaj is banned for not having a matching Mab costume, complete with orange superheroine outfit underneath for me to comment on.
Jairus is banned for wanting to see me in a Mab costume. You really do not want to see my in a bikini. Ew.
Well, then you are banned for not having an Alexsi costume.
Jairus is banned for trying to get me to dress up as a DMFA character.
yakanaj is banned for not having a sufficiently creepy method of establishing her love for DMFA. For example, to establish my love of Ozy and Millie, I purchased and framed the original drawing for this strip... http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20080530.html (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20080530.html). Warning: SPOILERS.
I will ban Jairus for showing off his framed comic strip.
I am banning yakanaj for thinking that I shall ever remove it from it's place of honor long enough to take a picture of it. (okay, I actually don't own a working camera. But the thought is still there.)
Jairus is banned for not having a camera.
yakanaj is banned for having a camera.
Jairus is banned for not being able to take pictures of people throught their windows...
yakanaj is banned for implying that I'm some kind of voyeuristic freak who gets off on peaking into people's lives, observing all that they are and knowing things about them that no one else knows, even sometimes hiding the remote and their keys just to create amusement for myself...
and yet again I must ban Jairus for taking away my favorite afternoon activities.
yakanaj is banned for seriously creeping me out! I'm gonna go lock my doors and windows, and you're in Canada!
Jairus is banned for thinking I can't cross the border. I only live an hour from it and I have a passport. It would be Reallly easy.
yakanaj is banned for not knowing where I am. California is the third-largest state in the US, and "somewhere in the middle" is about as good a set of directions as "somewhere in that direction."
Jairus is banned if he thinks I couldn't track him down in about three days. "Ding Dong! Who's there? Why, It's me! your new beest Frieend!"
yakanaj is banned for thinking I have a doorbell.
Jairus is banned from not having a door.
James StarRunner is banned for thinking that I don't have a door.
Jairus is banned for being ignorant of the fact that I stole his door.
James StarRunner is banned for knowing that I live in... ah, but you already know that, don't you?
Jairus is banned for living in a wooden box.
[quietly shakes head] yakanaj is banned for still not knowing where I live.
Jairus is banned for maybe being somewhere in the vicinity of Santa Nella?
V is banned for... not giving me cookies!
yakanaj is banned for not asking. If you had asked, I would have given you one. :mowcookie
V is banned because my tummy is upset and couldn't ask for cookies.
yakanaj is banned for... um... having an upset tummy and not taking an antacid tablet for it. Hah!
And VSMIT is banned for being slightly vague, since there are two Santa Nella's in California. Both of which are more than a hundred miles away from where I live.
Jairus is banned for closing the area down to about 100 miles.
Yakanaj is banned for...
umm...
Not being with me right now! :<
James is banned for ninja'ing me.
yakanaj is banned for ninja'ing me.
Jairus, Fresno?
VSMIT is banned for allowing that many ninjas attack him when only one was needed.
James StarRunner is banned for ninja-ing me!
And VSMIT is banned for now being almost two-hundred miles off target.
Jairus is banned for getting ninjaed by an obvious pro.
James is banned for making fun of me. :cry
Jairus is banned because it might be Sacramento.
James is banned again for ninja'ing me.
VSMIT is banned for ninja-ing me. And you're only twenty miles off target now.
Jairus is banned for Roseville!
VSMIT is rebanned for letting a handsome blue squirrel like myself to keep getting the better of him.
James is banned because it's not he that is getting the better of me, it is the fact that I need to figure out cities in the general direction that Jairus is giving me.
VSMIT is banned for now being a little over thirty miles off. She's also banned for not thinking that I might be screwing with all of you.
Jairus is banned for calling me a girl!
VSMIT is banned because I was mistaken. My apologies, sir.
Jairus is banned for either Vacaville or Fairfield.
VSMIT is banned for being either about twenty or about thirty miles off. And for still not considering that I'm screwing with you all.
Jairus is banned for not using a proper power tool for screwing people with.
James StarRunner is banned for implying that I like to physically screw with my victims.
That could be read a couple of ways, couldn't it?
Jairus is banned because his name begins with an j
e-voyager is banned because I'm starting to think about not giving any more hints as to where I live...
Jairus is banned for trying to tell us where he lives
e-voyager is banned because I've been doing a pass-the-baton thing with yakanaj and James StarRunner all bleeding day, and I'm glad that more than VSMIT has finally joined in.
Jairus is banned because losing sure is easy so i am no more.
e-voyager is banned because I just laid down the basic design for an entire race in my fantasy universe and I feel like celebrating.
Jairus is banned for leaving the third story den window unlocked, letting me back on to the forum.
SweepTheLog is banned for being the forum's newest member! Welcome to the Clockwork Mansion, TheLog! Don't forget to introduce yourself to everyone!
Jairus is banned because I have returned from my exile and I desperately need to ban somebody.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not finding a healthier way of releasing the need to ban somebody while away.
Jairus is banned because there is no healthier way to release one's need to ban somebody other than to ban somebody! >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned for realizing the logical inconsistency in my previous argument, thus making me annoyed at myself.
Jairus is banned for being so easily annoyed. You need to be more calm and collected, my friend.
Ren Gaulen is banned for making another logical and well-worded attempt to help me calm down.
Jairus is banned because when words fail, steel starts to speak! >:D ..Yeah, that was random. :paranoid
Ren Gaulen is banned because apparently he thinks that swords talk to him, which is just a little creepy.
Jairus is banned because I don't think that my sword talks to me. It talks to my foes instead! >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because he's the one that is causing the East to Burn Red!
Jairus is banned because it is not my fault that my heart is burning with courage, causing stuff around my to spontaneously combust.
But you are now banned because it is your fault that this hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!
Stop poking me!! No-one pokes me with a Shining Finger and gets away with it! Prepare thyself!I'm invincible!
My banning skills are perfectly honed!
The power of my ban knows NO equal!!
The School of the Undefeated of the North's ultimate bannihilation technique!
Supreme Banninating Fist!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for making me pull out the God Gundam to defend myself.
Jairus is banned for keeping the God Gundum in a place it needs to be pulled out from. This is sacrilege!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not realizing that the God Gundam only needs to be stored away because it's sheer level of awesomeness is too great for mere mortals to handle!
Jairus is banned because I have something even more awesome to offer, and its name is GaoGaiGar.
Genesic GaoGaiGar. (It even needs to be disassembled to be stored. :3)
Hell and Heaven!
Gemu.
Giru.
Gan.
Gou.
Gufou.
VIITAAAAAAAAS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNzxo3h16k)
Ren Gaulen is banned for not knowing that the G Stone - GaoGaiGar's power source - is actually the God Stone: a synthesized and nearly mass-produced version of the awesomeness that God Gundam is made of.
Wrong, my friend. Both GaoGaiGar and God Gundam use the G-Stone as their power source, but the G-Stone itself is in fact crystallized Courage. You are banned for making such a mistake.
But I agree, G can stand for God. Or Genesic. Or Getter! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned for making me realize that it's a good thing that God Gundam and GaoGaiGar never actually met... the sheer awesomeness would probably cause the world to collapse.
And I just remembered that I actually have a fanart depicting both God Gundam and GaoGaiGar together in the same picture, combining Hammer Hell and Heaven with Bakunetsu God Finger. And it is awesome.
Jairus is banned because I have a picture where GaoGaiGar wields the Goldion Hammer, while God Gundam assists him wielding a giant force nail. And this is awesome too. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned because I think we're talking about the same picture...
I need to go look at the awesome.
Jairus is banned so that he can observe the awesomeness without any distractions. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HyperMode1.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I just remembered another fanart that depicted the Master Gundam wielding the Goldion Hammer. It is both awesome and terrifying.
And yes, we were talking about the same picture.
Jairus is banned for being terrified by Master Gundam when he apparently has the God Gundam in his possession.. Wait. Domon?? Is that you? :U
Ren Gaulen is banned for discovering my secret identity!
Jairus is banned so that he could answer me! The School of the Undefeated of the East!
Ren Gaulen is banned in turn! The winds of the king!
Jairus is banned for Zenshin!
Ren Gaulen is banned for Keiretsu!
Jairus is banned for Tenpa Kyoran!
Look! The East is Burning Red! You're banned for doing it again!
Jairus is banned for making me cry manly tears. Again. Brother!!.. :>
...Let the East forever burn Red.
All right then.
Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me of one of my favorite tearjerker endings. The only one more powerful for me was the ending of The Iron Giant... ah man, now I'm tearing up.
May our favorite giant robots always stand tall.
Jairus is banned for reminding me of the "Big-O". It's showtime!
Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me of a "buffoon with curly hair and gaudy clothing."
Jairus is banned for not remembering Shwartzwald instead.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/YeGuilty.png)
Ah, but Ren Gaulen is banned for forgetting that "Es ist showzeit!"
Jairus is banned because it is time...
to IMPACT!!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TimetoImpact.png)
...
Wow.
I don't know whether to bow down and worship it or run screaming in terror, but whatever I end up doing I'm banning you for it.
It is useless to run or hide, Jairus. You are..
already banned.(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/MrKenshiro2.png)
HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!
Aha! You've activated my trap card! Ban allows me to remove one forum member from play, and I choose to Ban Ren Gaulen!
Jairus is banned because he does not realize one important thing: my hair gives me the power to defy the trap cards! >:D
Jen Gaulen is banned because I'm voiced by Dan Green!
Jairus is banned by the Akatsuki (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/OrionAkatsuki1.png).
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Akatsuki (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Akatsuki).
Jairus is banned by Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Susano'o (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Susano%27o).
Jairus is banned by the giant tomatoes!
Yakanaj is banned by tiny watermelons.
Ren Gaulen is banned by 27 million dollars worth of solid gold bricks.
Mr.box is banned by 28 million chocolate coins.
yakanaj is banned by 37 million Californians.
Jairus is banned by J-Gar (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/J-Gar1.png). Unfortunately the Regal Machines are currently on the maintenance, so I can't break out King J-Gar yet..
Ren Gaulen is banned for spelling Schwarzwald incorrectly. I'll leave the method up to your imagination, but it probably has something to do with tentacles and being ye guilty.
SweepTheLog is banned because his avatar Rick-Rolled us!
Jairus is banned for spelling my name incorrectly, twice. Your method of banishment involves a portly man named Webster.
SweepTheLogSweepTheLeg is banned for having a name that makes even less sense when you spell it right.
Jairus is banned that i may hibernate peacefully.
e-voyager is banned for no particular reason.
Jairus is banned for a particular reason.
Llearch is banned.
Huh?
Oh, I don't know what for. I've just always wanted to do that.
SweepTheLeg is banned in a spectacular way.
Ryudo Lee is banned until i think up a spider pun to go with his banning.
Spanky is banned back to the red area.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I've always wanted to ban a mod!
Jairus is banned because for some reason it is fun to ban Jairus.
Ren Gaulen is banned for finding fun in banning me. Please continue having fun.
Jairus is banned because he asked for it. Literally. :3
Ren Gaulen is banned for doing what I told him to do.
Jairus is banned for thinking that he can control me. I BELONG TO NOBODY!!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned for doing exactly as I expected him to do.
Jairus is banned for predicting things that have already happened.
Cogidubnus is banned for figuring out my method for predicting the future - not tell anyone I've done so until after it's happened.
Jairus is banned because he is trying to trick us out of our money.
Ren Gualen is banned for thinking that money is all I desire. I would also like power. And love.
Jairus is banned for wanting too much from us.
Ren is banned for not offering what Jairus wants.
VSMIT is banned for, apparently, wanting me to offer Jairus love. I am not into shonen-ai!!
Ren is banned because I've got a nice progression in the cracking of my dragon eggs.
VSMIT is banned for mixing me up with my cross-dimensional twin Jyrras. And Ren Gaulen is retroactively banned for thinking that I want love right here and now. I am a patient man, and I know that I shall find love one day.
Jairus is banned. Since he is a patient man, he will endure it.
Ren Gaulen is banned that we may be patient together.
Jairus is banned because patience is a virtue. I don't know how is it a reason to ban Jairus, tough.. :paranoid
Ren Gaulen is banned for not knowing how patience being a virtue is reason for banning me. I know, but as punishment I'm not going to tell you.
Jairus is banned for thinking that his punishment scares me. My entire life is an eternity of suffering and strife, you've got nothing on me.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he's bragging about his suffering and strife.
Jairus is banned for having no patience for my bragging. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking that I found his bragging annoying. I actually think it's fun to learn about people. And funny too.
Jairus is banned for finding suffering and strife funny (yeah, I am deliberately misinterpreting your words; sometimes I can be a jerk >:3).
Ren Gaulen is banned for banning someone that enjoys suffering and strife.
But he gets points for being a jerk.
SweepTheLeg is banned for not having posted outside of The Arena yet.
Jairus is banned for being too new to remember why I am not allowed outside of this subforum. Don't worry, you'll catch on.
SweepTheLeg is banned for not telling his story.
Jairus is banned for telling his story.
Oh wait, that would be me.
Let's just say I know a little bit more about being banned than you do, mister! Now go sit in the banned corner. Jairus is SO banned.
I actually don't feel like banning SweepTheLeg, considering that I now have a hint of your story.
Ah what the heck, you're banned for old times' sake.
Jairus is banned by a hyper cute ban
e-voyager is banned for using Jyrras to ban me, knowing that I can't resist his cuteness!
Jairus is banned for finding Jyrras irresistible.
Ren is banned for outing Jairus.
Ryudo is banned because now it's his turn.
I didn't want to ban Ren, but I had to. It's his own fault.
Ryudo is banned because it was actually his fault, but he blamed everything on me.
no_u.jpg
Ren is banned for trying to pin his crimes on me.
Ryudo is banned because the crimes were successfully pinned on him.
Ren is banned because I pulled a Phoenix Wright and turned the tables on him to show that Ren is the true criminal.
Curses! Foiled again! However, Ryudo is banned for the lack of.. objection
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OBJECTION.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned for having his objection overruled! And for not realizing that any one can be swayed by Jy-Jy's cuteness! After all, Kria likes him... oh, boy, she has nooo idea... this could be bad when she finds out...
Jairus is baned for bringing a profession demon into this. Kira has thins to f=do you know. she can't spy on Jy-Jy all the time.
e-voyager is banned for giving me the mental image of Kria Soulstealer going into law like Jy's mom. Nothing would be able to stop her.
Jairus is banned for giving demons bad ideas. And because Jy-Jy's cuteness has no power over me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for being in denial. Jyrras shall conquer the world with his cuteness. Imagine it: Jyrras plushies sold in every store worldwide...
Jairus is banned for attempted world domination.
Cog is banned for denying me an opportunity to ban Jairus, who thinks that everyone loves Jyrras. Now Abel is a completely different matter... :3
Ren Gaulen is banned for now making me realize and Jyrras and Abel are in cahoots with one another in their sinister plan for world-domination...
Jairus is banned because there is nothing sinister about their plan. Their domination will be built upon cuteness, love and friendship.. and will be enforced by giant robots.. OK, so their plan is a little sinister.. :paranoid
Ren Gaulen is banned for not realizing that giant robots are not completely sinister... they are also wickedly awesome!
Jairus is banned for inferring that Ren Gaulen didn't know something about giant robots. If there's one thing that boy knows, it's giant robots.
Cog is banned because This is NO Zaky, my boy, NO Zaku!! >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because he keeps Goufing off.
Jairus is banned because one Kampfer carries more guns than a pack of Gundams. Heil Zeon!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he forgets that Gundam's name comes from the fact that it has a "gun" that can hold off it's enemies like a "dam" holds back water.
Jairus has spoken words of wisdom, and for that he is not banned! :U
Ren Gaulen is banned for not banning me in a thread that exists solely for the purpose of banning!
And thank you.
Screw the rules, I have grey hair!! D:< Also, you are banned now, Jairus. My hair told me to do so.
Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again. Oh, and you're banned because my hair is your father...
Jairus is banned for doing a very poor rip off of Star Wars.
VSMIT is banned for not realizing that it was a very poor rip off of a very poor rip off of Star Wars.
Jairus is banned for calling "Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series" a poor rip-off. It was a brilliant rip-off! >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for not noticing the Super Special Awesome sarcastic irony of my banning of VSMIT.
Jairus is banned for using a phrase "super special awesome". What are you, a Yugi?
Ren is banned for being condescending. Like Kaiba.
VSMIT is banned because his blimp is roughly one-third the size of his ego.
Jairus is banned for having an ego bigger than Ren's. And for the fact that I don't own a blimp.
VSMIT is banned because he tried to stand up to my Egyptian Rage!
Jairus is banned because his Egyptian Rage is no match to my Imperial Rage! Angry Marines are always angry! >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned because I cheated!
Jairus is banned because his cheating oly makes Angry Marines more angry. But the still seem to be not angry enough.
Ren is banned for letting the marines get angry.
VSMIT is banned for not making the incredibly obvious Hulk-style "you won't like them when they're angry" line.
Jairus is banned because Angry Marines are always angry. All the time.
Ren Gaulen is banned because his Angry Marines have only two settings: Angry, and Kill Yourself.
Jairus is banned for posting far too much.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because he's right. Dangit.
Jairus and llearch n'n'daCorna are both banned for hypocrisy
I may not speak for llearch, but e-voyager is banned for calling me out on my hypocrisy.
Very well, Jairus! I am Ren! Ren Gaulen! I am the Sword That Bans Evil!! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!! ..And there is no Evil that can stand against my ban...
I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark fire will not avail you, Ren of Gaulen! Go back to the Shadow! YOU... SHALL NOT... BAN!!
Blade with whom I have lived,
Blade with whom I now die,
Serve Right and Justice one more time,
Seek one last heart of Evil,
Still one last life of pain,
Ban well, old friend,
And then farewell!
Jairus, become banned!!
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and Fire is my blood
I have created many blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
I have gone through great pains to create many weapons for you
And yet these hands that I speak of will never hold anything ever again
So as I pray to Ren Gaulen, give me Unlimited Ban Works!
I had a different translation of Archer's chant (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/UnlimitedBladeWorks2.png).. But the Unlimited
Blade Ban wil only obey me! As for you, Jairus, you are banned by the Death Corps of Krieg!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellocannonfodder.png)
Ren Gaulen, I call on the Sword of Promised Victory, Excaliban (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_%28Fate/stay_night%29)!
Jairus is banned because this thread's title contains a type of shampoo.
Also, you can't wield Excaliban, It's locked inside my closet.
Slowtini is banned by digivolution of it is the power of the digimon that exceedes the power of the poke'mon.
E_voyager is banned by the true power of Evolution - the Spiral Power (of, maybe, the Getter Rays)! It's the power of Gurren Brigade's, the human's.. Hell, it's the power of
my soul!
GIGA.. BAN.. BREEEAKAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned for his realization that all of the power-ups that have ever existed are one and the same. And by the true God of Death (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duo_Maxwell)!
Jairus is banned because Duo is no true God of Death, my friend, NO true God of Death! >:]
Ren is banned by Deathscythe's beam scythe.
VSMIT is banned with a sash. It can be a deadly weapon in skilled hands, and I have ben practising the combat style of the Undefeated Ones for quite a while!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he got his butt whooped by a grown man wearing a spandex skinsuit. Nice going, Super Asia of the School of the Undefeated of the East!
Jairus is banned, because you can't call him Undefeated of the East anymore. And we already Defeeted Ren more than once.
I'm the Undefeated of the North, goddamnit!! And each time you defeeted me, I always reattached my feet! Go to ban, VSMIT, you bring out painful (literally) memories!
Ren is banned because I enjoy watching you squirm.
VSMIT is banned because I enjoy exercising power...
Jairus is banned because I enjoy Cleaving and Smiting Evil! :B
..Wait, are you Evil, or are you not? :paranoid I may be trying to cleave and smite the wrong guy. Again.
Ren is banned because he constantly seems to be cleaving and smiting the not so evil instead of the Evil.
vsmit is banned because ren has been trying to cover that up now for over a year...
What?! I have been cleaving and smiting since I could hold a sword!! D:< And I usually cleave Evil! So be banned for telling lies about me, gh0st and VSMIT!
Ren is banned because neither of us said that you didn't cleave or smite. We just said that you haven't cloven or smoten evil (that is really evil) for quite some time.
vsmit is banned because you talked back to ren
Gh0st is banned as I talk to him. Word of Power: Ban!
Ren is banned for using a word of power.
vsmit is banned because you questioned the word of power
Yeah, what you said. However, gh0st, now you receive a Ban-Kai. I need to use it once in a while, after all. >:3
Ren is banned for referencing bleach, yet again.
Slowtini is banned for having a very strange Resurrección.
VSMIT is banned as i reinstall the volttekker into my forum.
e_voyager is banned for reinstalling the volttekker.
Slowtini is banned for not stopping e-voyager from reinstalling the volttekker.
Jairus is banned for his careless comments regarding Slowtini; don't you know that guy has er... "special issues"? He couldn't quickly stop something if his life depended on it! Your ban involves community service. Lots of it.
SweepTheLeg is banned for forgetting that I've only been on this forum for about four or five days, and is still learning things about everyone.
Jairus is banned for being ignorant. (Learn yer' pokemans, gawsh)
I own Red, my little brother owned Blue. Then I got Yellow. Then I got Gold and my little brother got Silver. I remember when there were only 150 Pokémon, and I can probably still list most of the original 150, and a good portion of the next 101. Slowtini is banned on two accounts: not being one of the original 150 Pokémon, and also for reminding me that since I got out of the fandom they have added about three hundred of the fiddly little things.
Jairus is banned for opening up and sharing a moment of his past with us. How touching. Now keep that crap to yourself and enjoy your ban.
SweetTheLeg is banned for making me laugh... which reminds me of a funny story involving a trip to my family's Alpine cabin, a screen door, and a not-too-bright dachshund...
Jairus just can't seem to keep his personal moments of nostalgia to himself. Another stroll down memory lane, another morning waking up in the Ban apartment.
Okay. SweepTheLeg is banned for repeated violations of Time and Space Administration code 13.67: all officers are forbidden from demonstrating magical abilities in front of civilian populations unless the world at large is aware of the existence of magic.
Jairus is banned for being an accomplice is breaking Time and Space Administration code 13:37: no officer may pwn so hard in front of others that civilian populations burst into flame.
SweepTheLeg is banned for doing something so horrible that the Time and Space Administration needed to come up with two separate codes in order to properly punish him: the first to cover the horrible deed he did, and the second to prevent people from relating exactly what he did.
Behold the modern day Jairus. So sure in his knowledge of Time and Space Administration protocol. So unashamedly confident in their abilities to punish those that have transgressed. May his forthcoming ban be a wake up call that not everyone that breaks the rules stays away. Except him, of course.
SweepTheLeg is banned for withholding information about the previous Jairus generation. I would greatly desire to know more about my genetic predecessor.
Jairus is banned. Just banned. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
Fair enough. You're banned for killing it.
Jairus is banned for instigating cat on cat crimes. Horrible, really. With all that cats have stacked against them, it's a shame.
SweepTheLeg is banned for gambling on cat on cat crimes.
Jairus is banned for having such small ears. i mean come on
e-voyager is banned for hurting me feelings.
Jairus is banned because he does have small ears compared to my forte and Jyrras. i mean come you muse admit it
That doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt! You're banned for rubbing it in!
Jairus is banned for speaking from his island of exile, for having small ears. No communication with the outside world for you, my son.
SweepTheLeg is banned because he can't tell me what to do! He's not my real father, anyway!
Jairus is banned for not dancing!
e-voyager is banned for wearing socks that don't match.
Jairus is banned for wearing socks at all.
SweepTheLeg is banned for dancing better then i do
e-voyager is banned for being the The Return of the Fellowship of the Lord of the Riverdance to the Two Towers.
Jairus is banned by the Internet Oracle, who is, at this very moment, aiming his <<ZOT>> gun at him for that monstrosity...
VSMIT is banned because all I have to say is "bring it."
Jairus is banned because i wanted to use my plasma gun on him for that ban!
Spanky is banned because I wanted to ban Jairus with this little number:
Jairus is banned because you don't tell the Oracle to "bring it." The Almighty Oracle makes even God quiver in his over-sized boots.
VSMIT is banned for have so many nice dragons in his sig
e-voyager is banned for having that creepy picture of Moira hugging her naked son. Seriously, what the heck's up with that?
Jairus is banned for dissing Silverfoxr's art.
VSMIT is banned for having mommy issues. Out of the correct comic forum, at that.
SweepTheLeg is banned for interrupting me as I was about to post this:
VSMIT is banned because I'm not dissing Silverfoxr's art (in fact, I think that Jyrras by himself is pretty cool), I'm just wondering what the deal is with the other picture.
Jairus is banned because the original request was for Seth and Moria.
Spanky is banned because he got Jyrras instead of Seth.
VSMIT and e-voyager are both banned because that makes a WHOLE lot more sense.
Jairus is banned for understanding.
VSMIT is banned for shipping HAL and GLaDOS. Everyone knows that it's MCP and GLaDOS.
Jairus is banned to improve morality
e-voyager is banned because the beatings will continue until morality improves.
Jairus is banned for hitting close to home with that last one. Has morale improved yet?
SweepTheLeg is banned because, yes, morale has slightly improved.
Jairus is banned for posted like i did my fist days on the forums. (30 a day min)
e is banned for having a _ in his name.
Castle Pokemetroid is banned for ninja-ing the following comment:
e-voyager is banned for not noting that my actual posts are far more controlled and well-thought out and take place outside The Arena, while the hundreds of posts I've made in here don't count.
e-voyager is also banned for being hypocritical enough to respond to most of my posts in The Arena.
Jairus is banned for lacking the self control of waiting for e_voyager to freakin' post again. I swear. Plebeian
SweepTheLeg is banned for calling me out on a problem I have. I shall work on it, sempai.
Jainrus is banned because I never read his post
Castle Pokemetroid is banned because I've never properly banned him before.
Jairus is banned because I can't prononce his name.
Castle Pokemetroid is banned because very few people ever pronounced it right. They all pronounce it "Jy-ras," when my name is pronounced "Jay-rus."
Jairus is banned for not realizing that i already knew this and that i hinted at in in my post. (after all 500 post since your started?)
e is banned cause I don't know what the e is for.
Castle Pokemetroid is banned for not knowing that E stands for Entertainment.
That's right, ladies. Entertainment Voyager. Rrrowr.
SweepTheLeg is banned for understanding but not realizing the secrets of e.
e is banned cause I don't know if the chicken came before the egg.
Castle Pokemetroid's lack of common knowledge continues his banning sentence, effectively putting him somewhere between tomorrow and forever +2. EVERYONE knows the chicken came before the egg. I have graphic pictures that go with this, but I wouldn't want to be banned for showing them.
SweepTheLeg is banned for not being willing to be banned in the banning thread.
Jairus is bannenenened cause I just lenghtened that word over there.
Castle Pokemetroid, it is my regret to inform you that you have been banned for violating forum rules. No one shall lengthen anything in a PG forum!
Well, STL, it is my regret to inform you that there is no rules restricting the lengthening of anything, and, therefore, I lengthen your ban.
Ren is banned quickly.
Ryudo is banned slowly.
Ren is banned -right now-.
Cog will be banned later.
VSMIT is banned suddenly.
Ren Gaulen is banned, not entirely unexpectedly.
Cog is banned for being so PREDICTABLE! Now he gets a REPPUUKEN!
Ren is banned for likewise being predictable. Enjoy your ban.
VSMIT is banned for having no sense of tradition.
Cogidubnus is banned for holding to tradition when the new ways are just as good.
Jairus is banned because it is possible for the traditions to coexist with the progress.
Ren is banned because that's how many countries operate today.
VSMIT is banned for being logical and possessing working knowledge of The Way Things Work. And for having that silly avatar that is driving me crazy.
And Jairus is banned for having no avatar at all! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm currently thinking about either using one I already have or commissioning a Jyrras one!
Jairus is banned for not having commissioned a Jyrras one already.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not giving me recommendations of different forum artists I could get one from.
Jairus is banned because he has much yet to learn.
Ren Gaulen is once more banned because I've only been here six days: of course I still have much to learn.
Yeah. You are right.. :sweatdrop You are banned for that. Because I'm a jerk. >:]
ren is banned because you are a 56k demon straight from hell!!! back, back you vile zombie!!! back from whence you came!
No, gh0st. You are the demons.
And then gh0st was banned.
And then the radio said "No Ren, You are banned"
And then Ren was gone.
Wrong, Slowtini. Mine is the voice in the radio. And banned is you. Justice!
Ren is banned because John was a zombie.
VSMIT is banned because the guy had it coming.
Ren is banned because his avatar threatens to be cooler than mine.
Mowser is banned by my avatar.
Ren is banned by a mudkip.
MUDKIP NO LEIK YOU.
Slowtini is banned due to numerous pokémon references... and for not likely knowing what my avatar is a reference to! Bwahahaha!
Mowser is banned because I DO know what your avatar is referencing, I just don't want to ever say it.
Nah, I really have no freakin' clue.
Mowser is actually banned because your name reminds me of a gun.
(http://world.guns.ru/handguns/mauser_c96_bolo.jpg)
Slowtini is banned be the Avatar of Khaine.
Ren is banned because I am not warhammer.
In this case Slowtini is banned in the name of Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Ren is banned because everyone knows that the only name worth banning in is Chrom.
Mowser is banned to appease various false gods.
Ryudo, meanwhile, is banned for the Empress. Venerate the immortal Empress!
Ren Gaulen is not banned banned for doing the Empress' will. He is, however, banned for not venerating her enough.
Jairus is banned because I misread "Venerate" as "Vibrate" and then proceeded to laugh quite a bit.
Slowtini is banned for almost making me burst out laughing in the middle of my class.
Blasphemers! You dare make fun of the Empress?! Be banned and begone, the both of you!!!
Ren is banned for having such unstable moods.
Slowtini is banned for dissing unstable moods.
Mowser is banned by yttribium.
Slowtini is banned not because I hate, but because I love.
Mowser is banned for loving to much.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not loving enough.
Sweeptheleg is banned by a horde of angry /b/tards.
Slowtini is banned for talking about /b/. Never, under any circumstances, should you talk about /b/.
Ren is banned for being right and also at the same time mentioning that which should remain unmentioned!
@ren: Is that a rule specific to this forum, or are you referencing rules 1 and 2, which apply only during raids.
Mowser is banned for ninja'ing me.
No, Slowtini, you should not talk about /b/ simply because it's a cesspool. You are banned for not realizing that.
Ren is banned for making a good point.
Slowtini has been ninja banned. :mowninja
Mowser is pirate-banned!
Jairus is CYBORG banned. D:<
Slowtini is banned by a Metal Gear Rex.
Ren is banned by a Metal Gear Ray.
Slowtini is banned because: "No! I can't do it!"
Mowser is banned because We've managed to avoid drowning! :B
Ren is banned by an excessive amount of cockroaches.
Then emma got scared shitless, ran into a wall, and knocked herself out.
Slowtini is banned for laying down on Ottakon's sister while she was unconscious and then calling him.
Mowser is banned for misspelling Otacon's name.
Ren is banned for stealing my coolant spray.
Slowtini is banned for previously owning coolant spray.
Mowser is banned because had I NOT had the coolant spray, all the bombs would have gone off.
Slowtini is banned for setting us up the bomb.
Mowser is banned because Gentlemen! It is a nuclear device! The time is running out!
Ren Gaulen is banned because GGentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
Jairus is banned because of GG.
Mowser is banned for catching my typo before I did!
Jairus is banned because of the STAR LEAGUE!
Slowtini is banned because of the Anti-Spiral Coalition. "Stop your drills! Preserve the heavens!"
Ren is banned by an overzealous moderator on a power trip.
Slowtini is banned for implying that Ren was banned by llearch *runs and hides*.
VSMIT is banned for hiding. Wuss.
Mowser is banned because he would hide from llearch too, if he did what I did.
VSMIT is banned for that what he did.
Ren is banned because Mailing a fruitcake is not terrorism. (http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2006/10/mailing_a_fruit.html)
Slowtini is banned because fruitcakes can be used as weapons of mass destruction. Not to mention the amount of nuclear material that goes into making each one.
VSMIT is banned for not giving into the fruitcake goodness.
Mowser has been banned by a plummer using mow ban. good bye Mowser
e_voyager has been mouse banned due to an exploit.
Mowser has been banned by a plumber using shrooms.
Slowtini is banned so that i can get to mouse er mower. (mouse still beats me at cards )
e_voyager is banned for sucking at games of chance.
Slowtini is banned for calling cards a game of chance.
VSMIT is banned because in my opinion, it is, Since you have no definite way on predicting what card will be the next one drawn...
Slowtini is banned and never could have predicted it.
STL is banned for being unpredictable. For that he gets a BUSTA WOLF!! ..GEEEEEEEESE!.... >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for running out of quarters. Enter high score? AAA.
SweepTheLeg is banned for having zero recored post to date.
Didn't e_voyager notice? I was already banned for that. E_voyager manages a ban for violating double jeopardy rules.
SweepTheLeg fails when it comes to double jeopardy, seeing as how he evidently doesn't have any posts at all somehow. So instead, he is banned for this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) reason.
Stygian is banned for having a very convoluted ban.
VSMIT is banned for finding Stygian's ban to be convoluted.
Jairus is banned with a Clan Extended Range Particle Projector Cannon.
Ren Gaulen is banned with a Charge Particle Cannon controlled by Evil Jyrras, my new avatar.
Jairus is banned by a Gravity Beam Emitter wielded by Evil Kaiko.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Final Stage wielded by Roger Smith!
Jairus is banned by a ripped off arm of a Gundam wielded by Shiro Amada.
Wow, tough to top that one. Okay, I've got one: Ren Gaulen is banned by the sunglasses of Kamina!
Jairus is banned by Domon's bandana wielded by Master Asia (beat that >:3)!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the wrath of Seto Kaiba's coattails of doom!
Attention, duellists! Kemo's hair bans Jairus!
My voice gives me the power to ban Ren Gaulen!
Well played, Jay, but my voice gives me the power to stop time!!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/TheWorld1.png)
Time is frozen. Now, proceed on your way... TO BAN..
Jairus and Ren are both banned, and will be severely punished, for their rampant nerdishness. The penalty is a tachyon laser array salvo to the face, effective immediately.
Jairus reverses the polarity on the Heisenberg compensator and reconfigures the plasma array in order to reflect the tachyon laser array salvo ban blast to ban Stygian.
Then I fire four triple Anti-Meson Cannons, two Hyper-Velocity Gravity Accelerator Cannons and a swarm Sub-Space Missiles. I also use a Relativity Field to storp any possible counter-attack. Face it, Jairus, Stygian - you both are utterly and completely banned.
Stygian applies phlebotinum. And then he exploits the codex rules.
Jairus and Ren may roll two D6es, no stats applied, to avoid getting banned. The save DC is 14.
I cast Magic Missile at the darkness, which somehow causes Stygian to become banned. Weird.. :.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of justice!
E_voyager is banned by the power of Unstoppable Rage!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ForthefirsttimeinmylifeIlostmymindw.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned by some kind of cave demon.
(http://www.thehylia.com/cutenews/data/upimages/Flash16.JPG)
Stygian is banned by a random encounter with a Bizarro Tank.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RandomEncounter1.jpg)
Oh my God, it's full of guns!
Ren is banned for posting a picture of such a strange tank.
I've always believed that less is more, and that a focused and well-engineered design wins out over a bunch of stuff just crammed together for more power.
That's why my tank is fight!
(http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/rt-02.jpg)
Ren Gaulen would be banned for mechanical inconsistencies, but now it's VSMIT who's banned for being droll.
Stygian is banned for posting a diagram for what might be the biggest tank I've ever seen. What is that thing?
Jairus is banned by mistake looking like Jyrras can do that too you.
e_voyager isn't banned because he banned me. He's banned because he was trying to ban Jyrras.
Jairus is banned for not knowing about Bolos, or about Bun-bun.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being right! Huh?
Jairus is banned for it was not i that started the ban
e_voyager is banned for not sitting down before he falls down (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Jairus is banned for seeking to take the grail beyond the seal
e_voyager is banned because he chose... poorly.
Jairus is banned because he stepped on the switch to seal the room.
VSMIT is banned because you told me to stand against the wall!
Jairus is banned because i shall return ( i learn how form ran )
e_voyager is banned because now he's made out of very cheap parts. But he still doesn't get the Cossack Blaster.
VSMIT is banned because while ran taught me how the stolen tech was still mad in Dr. Wright's (Light's) lab
e_voyager is banned because it is now a hell of a lot more expensive when you die to revive you. And you still don't get a Cossack Blaster.
VSMIT is banned for not thinking ahead and having a few copy bodies in stasis just in case revival is necessary.
Jairus is banned because Ran's technology is set up so that if he dies, his mind travels back to Dr. Cossack's lab and he is rebuilt. His parts are so cheap, it's less expensive to rebuild him with cheap parts than it is to repair him if he had expensive parts. And he's Communist. So you see the thinking there...
Ah, then you are guilty of not following The Samuel Vimes 'Boots' Theory Of Socio-Economic Injustice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vimes%27_boots#Vimes.27_Boots).
Jairus is banned on two accounts.
First: you didn't actually ban me.
Second: Ran breaks at the drop of a hat. There was a time when someone tapped his finger and he exploded. And a single high quality replacement part for Ran would cost more than rebuilding him with the cheap stuff.
Well, then you are banned for using such poor construction methods and designs that do not allow for a robust, viable design. With a little redesign work to the basic chassis and structural components, you should be able to use high-quality parts without two much risk of a bad investment.
And I also ban you because I forgot to ban you before.
Jairus is banned for making too many reference based bans... even a Yu-Gi-Oh! one. Seriously.
Mowser is banned because my bans are often based on references too. Ban-Kai!!
Ren is banned for not being ready for that technique.
Mowser is banned by Lord Genome.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/GENOMEPAAAAAAAANCHsmall.png)
By the Abyss, he just came out of nowhere!! :U
Ren has been banned with the fiery wrath of a thousand suns.
Mowser is banned by the Nothingness of the cold empty infinite Void beyond the Creation, where no Light is permitted.
Ren is banned with a flick of the tail.
Mowser is banned with a flick of a kill switch.
Mowser shorts out and bans Ren.
Mowser is banned because now he's shorted out.
VSMIT is banned for causing the short.
Ryudo is banned for not stopping me.
VSMIT is banned for not helping me dammit! For the love of all that is green and good, I just shorted out! Heeeeeelp meeeeee!
I help Mowser, and then ban him because his avatar is so cute it just gave me my first cavity.
Black_angel is banned for thinking that my avatar is cute.
Mowser is banned for not having a manlier avatar.
Valynth is banned for currently not having an avatar at all.
Jairus is banned for having an avatar that is much too cute.
Cogidubnus is banned for having an avatar that - if it were a real being - would make me want to back up against the wall.
Jairus is banned for finding Cog's avatar threatening - it is obvious that he is well-meaning. What are you afraid of, Jay-Jay? >:3
Ren-len is banned because he does not realize that just because someone is well-meaning does not mean that they are not creepy. And don't call me Jay-Jay.
Jairus is banned because having a blank, barren, and lifeless space where an avatar should be is totally metal.
Valynth is banned because having metal where an avatar should be is totally metal. :P
Ren-len is banned for confusing me by somehow creating a zen mantra out of Metal.
Jairus is banned by being confused instead of being enlightened. And don't call me Ren-len, or I won't stop calling you Jay-Jay.
Gau-ren is banned for thinking that enlightenment comes easily. It takes much time for someone to properly digest and understand the koan, thus making it a part of themselves and taking one step closer towards peace and tranquility.
The first step on the road to wisdom is acceptance that wisdom does not come easily. And you have made this step, Jairus. However, you have also tripped a wire and set off a bear trap. Now a large and angry bear falls from the ceiling and bans you. Thoroughly.
And don't call me Gau-ren either - people mistook my for Gourry Gabriev because of that in the past. >:[
Gaulen is banned for setting up a bear trap when a tiger is a much better animal for use in such a trap. Although the tiger does not relish the peach, it will not only each the raspberry-laden foe, but also the raspberries! (Monty Python reference, I couldn't resist)
And I can see why it would be bad to be mistaken for Gourry Gabriev: he isn't exactly Master Asia.
Jairus is banned.. err.. Oh, I know! He is banned for referencing Monty Python!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not at the very least saying "Ni!"
Jairus is banned with this kaon.
There once was a teacher who had a student that was playing a game boy in class. The teacher approached the student, and asked him what he was doing.
"I am attempting to master the game, teacher." the student said. The teacher considered this, and responded,
"There exists a state in which neither you shall attempt to master the game, nor the game attempt to gain mastery over you."
The student responded, surprised, "What is this state?"
The teacher took his game and broke it upon the floor.
The student was enlightened.
Cogidubnus is banned with this little gem that I found several years ago. It helped me come to grips with my spirituality, and also kind of explains my approach to religion in general...
Master Hui-hai was asked, "Are Taoism, Confucianism, and Buddhism three different doctrines or the same?"
He replied, "To those with great understanding they are the same. To those of average understanding they are different. They all come from one Truth, but an analytical approach makes them seem three. However, whether someone achieves enlightenment or remains deluded depends on the seeker, not on differences in doctrine."
Translation: Jairus just got banned.
Mowser is banned with yet another koan, then-
Wen the Eternally Surprised was asked by his student, "Master, what is the difference between a school of thought that uses illogical answers in order to disrupt and discourage analytical thought, or a school that simply spouts nonsense phrases?"
Wen the Eternally Surprised thought, and answered "A fish!"
The student went away satisfied.
Cogidubnus is banned for using a Take That! from Discworld, and in punishment I present this...
A university professor went to visit a famous Zen master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about Zen. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted.
"You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"
Jairus, in turn, is banned with this koan:
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong."
Knight turned the machine off and on.
The machine worked.
Upon meeting a Zen master at a social event, a psychiatrist decided to ask him a question that had been on his mind. "Exactly how do you help people?" he inquired.
"I get them where they can't ask any more questions," the Master answered.
That is why you are banned, llearch.
Jairus is banned because now I am leaving for a monastery to increase my Wisdom. And Strength, and any other stats I can.
Ren Gaulen is banned for inspiring me to focus on amplifying my Charisma rating. Helllooo ladies...
Jairus is banned for being a protagonist in a dating sim.
Mowser is banned for thinking that this is a bad thing.
Jairus is banned because I have found the Charisma incarnate.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Awesome.png)
Ren is banned for making me think of 'Bob' of the Church of SubGenius.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png)
Mowser is banned for making me think of Enzyte commercials. Those dead eyes... the horrible innuendo... the horror... the horror...
A Discordian Koan:
Greater Poop: Is Eris true?
Malaclypse the Younger: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
But I did ban Jairus.
How many Surrealists does it take to ban Mowser?
Two: one to hold the giraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many Dadaists does it take to ban a Jairus?
Just one. Mr. Nobody. And he's also banned.
Who can ban Cogidubnus? Super Asia can!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SuperAsia.png)
Ah, but who can ban Super Asia? How about the only man to ever defeat the Undefeated of the East, Domon Kasshu, the King of Hearts!
"This ban of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting Banning Finger!"
PS: You changed your avatar?
Jairus is banned because there is also a man who can beat Domon Kasshu in a Gundam Fight (well, sort of a Gundam Fight, anyway) - Folka Albark and his mech Ialdabaoth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWEywsFnFBs&feature=related)!
PS: Yes, I did.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the axe-crazy pryomaniac Dilandau Albatou. Because I feel like it.
I showed Dilandau Van's photo. Dilandau fainted without making a noise. You are banned for putting your faith into a weakling, Jay (but I admit, Dilandau has his uses - fighting heroes is just not among them).
Ren, you are banned for sending poor little Dilandau (what, 5 million fangirls can't be wrong!) into mental shock. Besides, he just could never beat Van, it wasn't that he sucked: after all, when you are facing the epitome of fantasy transforming mecha in battle, you don't stand much of a chance.
PS: Thank you for not calling me Jay-Jay.
Face it, Jay - Dilandau was a competent pilot, but he was weak-willed and lacked self-control, and this was the reason why Van kicked his ass (though when Van was kicking Dilandau's ass he lacked any self-control whatsoever himself... :paranoid) - though Escaflowne definitely helped. And you are banned by a bunch of Tachicomas.
Ren has been banned by a stealthed Public Security Section 9 agent for unauthorized use of a Tachicoma unit.
Mowser is banned by the Puppet Master.
Gaulen is banned by Major Kusanagi.
Hm, I think my memories of Escaflowne have faded since I last watched it.
In that case you are banned by Isaac Newton, Jay.
Ren Gaulen is banned by Hitomi Kanzaki.
And Jairus is banned by developing unbreakable stems for fruit, and then starved to death!
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because hez gotz my box.
llearch Jairus is banned because five six people have posted while I was writing a post. :<
Cogidubnus is banned for being too slow.
Mowser is banned for preferring speed to quality.
Cogidubnus is banned for not having both speed and quality. Efficiency man! It's the way of the machine age!
Mowser! You like speed? Listen to my song!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong4.png)
Speed
Give me what I need
Yeah
White lightning
Lets speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
Speed
Oh, let it bleed
Yeah
Greased lightning
Lets speed, on speed
On wheels, on wheels
And you are banned!
Ren is banned for having an awesome avatar. But it's a good kind of ban. :)
Cogidubnus is banned for ninja-ing my banning of Ren Gaulen for ninja-ing my haiku with a song.
Jairus is banned for having a convoluted ban.
Mowser is banned because the ways of Song-Fu are effervescent! :B
Ren Gaulen is banned to make the world fair again.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because life isn't fair.
Jairus is banned by my psychic powers. I'm thinking you into the ban. :eek
Ren Gaulen is banned because I declare psychic duel!
Jairus is banned because I send Kaneda to fight him in a psychic duel.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TETSUO.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because he does not have any psychic powers, although his claims of the occult make Paladin Anderson rather...amused... >:3
Cog is banned because someone wants to see this Mr. Anderson...
VSMIT is banned because that is the sound of inevitability, Mr. Anderson.
No. This is a smile of inevitability, Mr. Jairus.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Abettersmileavatar.png)
Be banned.
Ren is banned because it is inevitable that someone will show up with that picture with the clown nose now. It just won't be me...
VSMIT is banned for being the eventuality of an anomaly.
Mowser is banned for quoting the Architect... who does not exist.
Jairus is is banned by the anomaly itself.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/SuzakyKick2.jpg)
Ren is banned for not destroying the anomaly when he had the chance.
No worries. This anomaly will eventually destroy itself. So be banned.
While we're waiting, Ren is banned. I don't see the need for a particular reason.
While we were waiting, Jairus was banned by a stray Chosen One from a neighbouring Matrix server.
Meanwhile, Ren Gaulen was banned because he forgot to rescue the Keymaker to let him back into the forum.
Jairus is banned because I just stared at the door ant it fled in terror.
Ren Gaulen is banned because only a handful of people can pull that trick off, and you are not Chuck Norris.
Jairus is banned because I am Zengar Zonvolt's student, and Zengar once cleaved Chuck Norris's beard (he got punched by the fist hiding behind it right afterwards, though). I am badass enough.
But are you manly enough to fight climactic city-shattering battles wearing nothing more than a skin-tight spandex suit, who destroys the big bad with a declaration of true love like Domon Kasshu did? You are banned because I think not!
Jairus is banned with the Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!
VSMIT is banned because it takes two people to perform this move. And the King of Hearts.
Yes and even though the Chokyuu Hao Den'eidan takes two people to do it as well, I'm going to perform the one-person giant-head version used by both Domon and Master in episode 45 to ban you!
Jairus is accidentally banned during a fight between Master Asia and Dio Brando (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRzPiNZugq0&feature=related).
Ren Gaulen is banned because that movie was too awesome for words.
Jairus is banned because the only thing more awesome would be GaoGaiGar defeating Z-Master with the Matrix of Leadership.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he just unwittingly set himself up to someday draw that very image.
Jairus is banned because it is MY DESHTITYYY!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for being drunk on duty.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for not joining us in our drunken stupor.
Jay is banned because I am going to regret drinking with him in the morning.
Ren is banned in the name of hangovers everywhere.
Slowtini is banned because I'm wondering why - if hangovers are this freaking painful - people drink alcohol at all?
Jairus is banned because the answer is simple. People like cheap highs.
Slowtini is banned because I'll never understand people.
People are just plain freakin' nuts!
Jairus is banned for even attempting to understand the nature of humans.
VSMIT is banned for being right. I've got vodka: care to join me?
Jairus is banned so that i may get in on the banning wheel. ( of and vsmit i don't die all the often)
e_voyager is banned for getting on the banning wheel. Vodka?
Jairus is banned for mentioning Vodka without shaking.
Valynth is banned because I prefer vodka straight up, without Vermouth or anything else added in. Plus, my martini's aren't so much shaken or stirred so much as thrown together and drunk before the glass gets wet.
Jairus is banned for being an angry drunk.
VSMIT is banned for thinking that I get angry when I drink. Mostly I just get headaches, and I turn everything down and I sit quietly and play calming peaceful videogames. Like Ratchet and Clank: there are few things more cathartic than having twenty-odd different weapons to blow your enemies up with.
Jairus is banned by Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers.
LionHeart because I have a terrible headache and I must go somewhere (I don't remember where exactly..).
Ren is banned because I have scotch and cant have it until after my road test.
Mowser is banned for not being a man and drinking the scotch anyway.
Cogidubnus is banned for trying to make me fail my attempt to get my A class license. :(
Mowser is banned for being 26 and still not having his A Class license.
Jairus is banned for not likely knowing what an A class license is.
Mowser is banned for not driving a motorcycle instead.
Cogidubnus is banned because i can't drive a motorcycle myself and he made me remember it.
e_voyager is banned because a C class license is good enough for me.
VSMIT is banned because I now have a custom sig. :3 Yeyness!
Meany is banned because he hasn't been here in a while. And his new sig needed to be broken in.
VMSIT is banned because I currently am having a very bad day and I need to vent before I hurt someone. There, all better.
And AT&T is banned because they're jerks.
Jairus is banned for misspelling my name.
VSMIT is banned for noticing. And my spell-check program is banned for NOT noticing. Unless VMSIT and VSMIT are actually words...
Jairus is banned because some spell checkers don't check words that are either capitalized or in all caps.
VSMIT is banned because I actually thought that it worked that way until I typed in "mispelled" and "MISPELLED" and both of them came back with the little red-dotted line underneath that means that it's a typo. Heck, it doesn't even know "Jairus" or "Jyrras!"
Jairus is banned because my Firefox spellchecker barfs on "Ren."
VSMIT is banned because my spellchecker can't do "Ren" either.
Jairus is banned for not having any dragons.
VSMIT is banned because even though I don't have real dragons (they are mythological beasts, after all), my story concept does include dragons, as all shall see when I start posting ideas for feedback under the art forum.
Jairus is banned because he should try the Invisible Friend game.
VSMIT is banned for not explaining why I should try the Invisible Friends game.
Jairus is banned because I say so. :3
Meany is banned because his avatar gives small children nightmares.
Jairus is banned because Invisible Friend is one of the more challenging and enjoyable games on this forum.
VSMIT is banned because - being about the fifth newest member on the forum - it would probably be almost impossible for me to play. That, and my attention span is horrib
Jairus is banned for not believing in himself. It's not really that hard.
VSMIT is banned because - darnit - he's right. I'll think about it.
Jairus is banned because he got a new avi while I was gone. Bad boy, no gadgets.
Yakanaj is banned by the peanut butter chip cookies of doom. >:O
Meany is banned by his bloody dentist.
Stygian is banned by my evil dentist!
Jairus is banned for using an evil dentist. :mwaha
vsmit is banned for not going to the dentist. :U
yakanaj is banned for ninja-ing me. And for recommending someone to an evil dentist. And for not liking my new avatar... :cry
And here's the ban yakanja ninja-ed me for: VSMIT is banned because what else would Evil Jyrras have on staff? Besides, if anyone has ever played Psychonauts, you know how effective an evil dentist can be!
I never said I didn't like your new avi, I just said that you got one while I was gone - without my permission. Bad boy.
Jairus is banned for assuming that I don't like things. If I can like James enough to want to marry him, I can like a lot of diffrent things.
Okay, yakanaj is banned for liking both my avatar and James.
And if you want to see the full picture, it's actually under my introductory thread.
Jairus is banned because the evil dentist in Psychonauts harvests brains, not teeth.
VSMIT is banned because he may have been harvesting brains, but he still treated them a bit like teeth and he never claimed that he was anything but a dentist. And he did a pretty good job for someone who was completely nuts.
Jairus is banned because that doesn't change the fact that he was harvesting brains.
VSMIT is banned because yes, he was harvesting brains, but he never said that he was anything more than a dentist.
Jairus is banned for stealing all the brains before I showed up.
Slowtini is banned because I saved one for him.
Jairus is banned for great justice, yet he hasn't taken off every zig. Why is that, Jairus?
Slowtini is banned for having a pwnsome avatar. and Screenname.
Xze-Xze is banned because his avatar did make soda go through my nose.
Jairus is banned for implying that i are male!
's all good |D~
Xze-Xze is banned because in many cultures, when gender is unknown, the mind defaults to "Male"
Slowtini is banned for using my anger's mortal enemy: LOGIC
Curses! i will win one day!
I was going to ban Xze-Xze for my confusing her gender, but then I realized that that was just stupid. So... I... guess I'll ban her for... loving the d00m!
BTW: Who's Ozzie?
Jairus is banned for banning me in the first place!
*Sends a Private Message* |D
Xze-Xze is banned because I haven't banned her before.
My old ban, before Xze ninja'd me:
Jairus is banned because he's probably going to mix up Daka's gender, too.
VSMIT is banned because Daka is a girl. Correct?
Jairus is banned for calling Daka-baka-chan a girl!
major confusion for the win 8)
Damnit Xze! You are banned because now my ban of Jairus is mostly meaningless!
Jairus is banned because now I have to explain it.
Yes. And no. IRL, she's a girl. Online, her avatar is male. It gets confusing sometimes. Look in the Treasury for "I'm I the only girl?" thread. It's all in there. Back when her name was Dakata instead of just Dak.
You both are banned for simultaneously confusing the hell out of me!
Actually, I cheated: I went to Daka's website and saw her addressing herself as a "fangirl." Then again, it's not really cheating if anyone can do it, right?
You both are banned for not knowing the truth!
8)
Xze is banned for saying that I don't know. I think I'm correct. But only Dak can correct me on this.
VSMIT is banned for doubting me :3
Xze is banned because she is made to be doubted.
VSMIT is banned for thinking that's the only thing i was made for!
Xze-Xze is banned because that was the only thing she was made for.
Jairus is banned because he is wrong.
VSMIT is banned for near-hypocrisy
(i should go to sleep XD)
Xze-Xze is banned for not going to sleep when she needs to. Trust me, it's not good to be posting and realize that it's 2:14 local time.
Jairus is banned for telling people what to do.
VSMIT is banned because I was trying to offer advice, not ordering people what to do.
Jairus is banned for having more than three words in the post in which VSMIT was banned
Xze-Xze is banned for having 17 words in her post.
Jairus is banned.
VSMIT, banned.
Ji-ji. you are too cute! I must make a plushi... and then I'll ban you.
Yak. Band.
V. Thusly, you are banned. Your ban made no scenes.
yakanaj is banned for attempting to assign me a new prime function
e_voyager is banned for resisting his assimilation into the Prime.
PS: I'll just repeat what I said over in the Lies and Slander thread; if you have to call my some variant of "Jy-Jy," at least do "Jay-Jay," please?
Jay_jay is banned for stealing the name of a jet plan.
e_voyager is banned for not being clear enough: jet "plan" or jet "plane?"
Jairusis banned because i must defragment to fix my spelling errors. see you in 21 and1/2 hours.
e_voyager is banned because I'm going to miss his witty banter.
Jairus is banned for using the term "banter."
VSMIT is banned for having a problem with the word "banter." What's wrong with it?
Jairus is banned because "banter" sounds too much like banner.
VSMIT is banned because that makes no sense. So?
Jairus is banned because it actually does make sense, if you're sleep deprived anyway and tend to misread things.
VSMIT is banned because it's only 12:35 in the morning where I am and where he is. Then again, I have work in the morning, and you might have been up since early. Tell you what, I'll ban you for being sleepy and you take your ban time and go to sleep. I'm actually going to do that right after I finish posting this. Good night.
Jairus is banned because I don't want to ban him anymore until I go to sleep anyway. So nyah! :tired
Yeah, well I ban you right back! Nyah!
Okay, seriously, now I'm going to sleep. I'm going to listen to the soothing voice of George Carlin, and I'm going to wake up in six and a half hours.
Wait. George Carlin, soothing? (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3595159758696320986&q=george+carlin&ei=uWF4SJDqN4amrwLhqJW0AQ&hl=en)
So banned.
VSMIT is banned for two reasons. 1st, for making me respond to this. 2nd, since I have weird tastes in music and sounds, I actually like listening to someone telling us what's wrong with America as I black out. And I don't really like listening to music as I go down, since I prefer listening to human voices. Of course, it has led to some interesting dreams...
I'm still wondering about that one dream where dinosaurs attacked my university campus. At least, I think it was my university campus: a few buildings from both my high school campus and my little sister's high school campus seemed to have somehow moved there. It's weird when you're dreaming and you can tell that it's a dream.
Jairus is banned because now I'm listening to Mr. Carlin ranting about religion.
Okay, now I'm serious! You are banned! Go to sleep!
God, I sound old! And I'm only two years older than you. You know, you're banned for making me feel old. There, two bannings in one ban post.
You can't ban me for that second one, since we're (mostly) equals, what with both of us being university students (except I'm starting in August).
You're banned for not listening to your own advice and not doing what you said you were going to do.
VSMIT is banned for I am a college boy too D:<
Okay, I'm back, and Slowtini is banned because he's a college student too. What year are you guys? I'm starting my Senior year in a few months.
Jairus is banned because I had an accident on my motorcycle last night and he's the first person I feel like lashing out at! HA!
Mowser is banned for not paying attention in his anger management sessions.
Black_angel is banned so I can answer Jairus's question.
I am going to be a Freshman.
VSMIT is banned for being a lowly freshman.
VSMIT is banned for making fun of the poor Freshmen. It's not their fault that they can't do anything.
Jairus is banned for implying that I can't do anything. I can ban you, which is something you can't do.
Okay, two things.
1st, I ban you, because that's the rule of the thread. As for a reason... eh, I'll ban you for being a Freshman, because you just got out of High School and deserve to be congratulated. Consider this a part of your hazing ritual.
2nd, I ban myself for a period lasting until after the next response in this thread. What was that you were saying about something I can't do?
Jairus is banned because I'll be starting my freshman year in college in september, and shall be majoring in Physics.
Slowtini is banned because that's very cool. Good luck with that. I'm currently majoring in English, with a focus on Creative Writing.
Jairus is banned because only fools major in any kind of English.
VSMIT is banned by my ginormous collection of books.
Fuck yeah, Science fiction.
Slowtini is banned for throwing the book at VSMIT.
Jairus is banned because I blocked said book with my gigantic collection of books.
Jairus is banned because Hey, someone's gotta do it D:
Both VSMIT and Slowtini are banned for banning me at the same time... which is a little strange.
Jairus is banned for revenge.
VSMIT is banned for Narnia!
Jairus is banned for in remembrance of Númenor.
VSMIT is banned in remembrance of Jack Sparrow.
Jairus is banned because Jack Sparrow isn't dead anymore.
VSMIT is banned because we had to bring him back after our little remembrance of him. Now he's not dead yet.
Jairus is banned in the name of the ancient Kings.
VSMIT is banned in the name of the Ancient Queens. You know who was in charge.
Jairus is banned in the name of Illidan Stormrage
VSMIT is banned in the name of Mustrum Ridcully.
Jairus is banned in the name of Ren's deposed empress.
Slowtini is banned for Ren Gaulen, since he ain't here.
Now you're banned for Ren. Because I was going to do that.
VSMIT is banned because of his eggs.
Jairus is banned because they will grow into dragons soon.
VSMIT is banned for not having his dragon-raising license readily available for all to examine upon demand.
Jairus is banned for implying that such a license exists. No legal body would accept such a document D:
Slowtini is banned because I do have a Dragon Scroll (http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/63887), which practically doubles as a Dragon Breeding License.
Okay, but do you have an appropriate enclosure to raise your dragons in? That's one more ban for you, Mr. VSMIT.
Jairus is banned because my forum signature is a terrific dragon enclosure. They never escape, and as long as people see them, they have plenty of food.
Then you are banned for having not dragons, but CubiDragons! They survive by stealing the souls of those who observe them! Avert your eyes! Avert your e
Jairus is banned because I actually don't have any dragons with more than one pair of wings.
V is banned brcause he posted while I was working on my revenge plan for Ji-ji
Yakanaj is banned for not being able to formulate a good revenge plan quickly.
VSMIT is banned for poking fun at yakanaj's inability to formulate plans. Give her time, and she'll come up with a doozy.
Jairus is banned for defending the woman who wanted to destroy you.
VSMIT is banned so that i may fill his place with a robot double.