Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Poofyspikes]

Why do people keep throwing holy water at me when I show up for church?

Start taking showers.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Have you ever drank yogurt before?

[Gabi]

Have you ever drank yogurt before?

Yes, but I prefer the kind you eat with a spoon.

[Kenji]

Have you ever drank yogurt before?

Yes, but I prefer the kind you eat with a spoon.

Everyone prefers a good spoon.

[e_voyager]

is this the bottom of the barrel?
are there no more funny question to ask?
and who took my pineapple upside down cake?

[KarlOmega1]

When do you think scientist will finally develop the technology to splice human and animal genes together?

[Kenji]

When do you think scientist will finally develop the technology to splice human and animal genes together?

They already can. They just don't because there'd be such a whiplash of people protesting it, it wouldn't be worth it. Also, it costs lots of money.

is this the bottom of the barrel?
are there no more funny question to ask?
and who took my pineapple upside down cake?

No, this is. *slaps e across the face with a barrel bottom*
There are plenty. You're just out.
Well maybe if you had paid for it, the IRS wouldn't have taken it...

[meany]

Why is humanity so self destructive?
Why is the cake a lie?
Why will it never be as funny to the police as it is to us?

[Gabi]

Why is humanity so self destructive?
Why is the cake a lie?
Why will it never be as funny to the police as it is to us?

Because most people have no foresight. They seek immediate benefits without even stopping to think of the long-term consequences.
Because there is no cake. If you have been told otherwise, it was a lie.
That depends on what you mean by 'it'.

[Darkdragon]

Can you prove the non-existence of this chair?

[Kenji]

Can you prove the non-existence of this chair?

I see no chair.

[e_voyager]

if i eat the cake then was it lying to me?
how can ice~cream ever be called fat free?
if you're too tired to sleep then how you you get to sleep? (i really need and answer for this one)

[Roureem Egas]

if i eat the cake then was it lying to me?
how can ice~cream ever be called fat free?
if you're too tired to sleep then how you you get to sleep? (i really need and answer for this one)

Everything is lying to you...how does it feel?

By replacing it all with chemicals. I think.

Just lie there until you fall unconscious.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why isn't meany's avatar working?

[Gabi]

Because no one here is gullible enough to do what it says.

[e_voyager]

why must we work?
when can we actually enjoy this life that we live?

[Gabi]

why must we work?
when can we actually enjoy this life that we live?

We must work in order to get money so that we can buy what we need. And also because others need our work to be done. Anything beyond that is up to you.

Whenever you feel like it. Go ahead.

[Kenji]

Its been answered, but I feel the need to answer it myself.

when can we actually enjoy this life that we live?

Everyone seems to think you need 500 free hours a week to enjoy themselves and have fun. Yet most people also spend their "precious time they want to hang out during" just lounging about being lazy.
Heck, I barely have any free time at all a vast majority of the time and I still always end up with a smile and something I can go have fun with. Its just all a matter of not expecting to have the same free time and luxuries as the big wigs.

[e_voyager]

Its been answered, but I feel the need to answer it myself.

when can we actually enjoy this life that we live?

Everyone seems to think you need 500 free hours a week to enjoy themselves and have fun. Yet most people also spend their "precious time they want to hang out during" just lounging about being lazy.
Heck, I barely have any free time at all a vast majority of the time and I still always end up with a smile and something I can go have fun with. Its just all a matter of not expecting to have the same free time and luxuries as the big wigs.

personally i prefer to walk and travel in my free time i want to just go places. places i haven't been . familiar placer whee family and friends are. in truth i want to see as much of the world as i can.

do you like traveling?
if given free leave without need to worry about things like food water and bills would you walk all around you country just to explore it?
would you visit other countries the same way if you could?

[Kenji]

Its been answered, but I feel the need to answer it myself.

when can we actually enjoy this life that we live?

Everyone seems to think you need 500 free hours a week to enjoy themselves and have fun. Yet most people also spend their "precious time they want to hang out during" just lounging about being lazy.
Heck, I barely have any free time at all a vast majority of the time and I still always end up with a smile and something I can go have fun with. Its just all a matter of not expecting to have the same free time and luxuries as the big wigs.

personally i prefer to walk and travel in my free time i want to just go places. places i haven't been . familiar placer whee family and friends are. in truth i want to see as much of the world as i can.

do you like traveling?
if given free leave without need to worry about things like food water and bills would you walk all around you country just to explore it?
would you visit other countries the same way if you could?

Of course I would. Why do you think adventure games sell so well.
Of course, winning the lottery doesn't seem to be happening, so I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Gabi]

Would you come here and have some banana tea?

[Kenji]

Would you come here and have some banana tea?

Friends and banana flavorings are always worth going for!

[e_voyager]

do i ask too many question?

[Gabi]

do i ask too many question?

Syntax error. Does not compute.

Look at what you've done, e! You broke my parser!  Good thing it fixes itself after a minute or so.

[Darkdragon]

How do we prevent global warming?

[Eibborn]

This is actually the easiest question to answer, ever, assuming that global warming is caused by humans and can be stopped by them- stop consuming.

Which is to say, falling over dead is the most effective way for us to cut down on greenhouse emissions.

[Poofyspikes]

Actually, if we all dropped dead, the process of decomposition on some 6-odd billion people would wreak absolute havoc on the ecosystem.

And it'd be really, really stinky.

[ShadesFox]

Then release all the carbon built up on the human body into the atmosphere.  Good job there.

[Eibborn]

Huh. Way to not consider the consequences, self. 
WELL, YOU'VE HAD YOUR INACCURATE ANSWER. MOVING RIGHT ALONG, NOW.

[Gabi]

Well, maybe we can't stop it completely, but there are ways to reduce it. If you're really interested, search the web and you'll find some.