The ban game, v03

[Slowtini]

E-Voyager is banned because Lord LolCattus the First demands it.


ALL HAIL!

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned for dressing up a cat in a costume and numerous UN torture violations.

[e_voyager]

Cogidubnus is banned for not sighting the article and passage.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Spanky is banned for not using cite instead of sight.

[e_voyager]

boxey is banned because i can't call in alfalfa  (it just doesn't fit)
and that's general spanky to you others

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for failing to venerate the immortal Empress.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned as a sacrifice to various pagan gods in the face of his precious immortal Empress.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because sacrificing people to pagan gods is evil. Such Evil... I MUST CLEAVE!!! For I am Ren Gaulen, the Sword That Cleaves Evil!!!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned. And Zengar has something he'd like to talk to you about...

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned for reporting Ren's actions to Zengar.

[Ren Gaulen]

*runs by, then stops and comes back* Ryudo is banned because he ninja'd me... oh, God, he brought Thrudgelmir!! *runs off followed by Zengar in Thrudgelmir*

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not taking his medicine like a robot.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for, apparently, expecting me to fight a humongous mech without any mech of my own. Oh, gods, here he comes again!! *runs off*

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not having a Mech.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because there is a mech that I pilot, but it does not belong to me, and I need Tiare's authorisation to use it (kind of sucks to pilot a mech that belongs to your girlfriend ).

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is now banned because he has to use his girlfriend's mech instead of having his own.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned for pointing out the Ren is whipped.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo is banned for defending him.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned in retaliation.

[Ren Gaulen]

Retaliation is useless, Ryudo. You are... already banned!

HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!

[yakanaj]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm sad and miss the StarRunner.

[Valynth]

Yakanaj is banned for having a social life with other human beings.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Valynth is banned for not understanding the sorrow of parting. ;-]

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for having a deep understanding of sorrow.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned to teach him the meaning of sorrow, fear and despair. This ban is brought to you by an Anti-Spiral Coalition! "Stop your drills! Preserve the heavens!"

[Cogidubnus]

Although Ren Gaulen is banned, in this sword, and in this mech, he lives on - cleaving the evil that peirces the heavens.

[Ren Gaulen]

Although Ren Gaulen is banned, in this sword, and in this mech, he lives on - cleaving the evil that peirces the heavens.

"AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI NARI! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!!" (I am the Sword That Cleaves Evil)

Cog is banned before major Zonvolt tries to smite me aga- *ker-smite*

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned.  End of story.

[Ren Gaulen]

Very well, Ryudo! I will not hold back this time! Gathering all of my strength, I tap into the Spiral power and believe... believe in Getter!!
STONAAAAAAR... SUUUUUNSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...And thus Ryudo and everyone within a twenty mile radius are banned in a thermonuclear explosion, and for some reason the world is at peace.

[Suwako]

In a world filled with chaos all the was left was one man, he was insane... he created a creature and gave it a name.. then forged fake memories for the creature and banned it for joy, this creature was Ren Gaulen