Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, she left him when some mad scientists in outer space 'transfurred'  his brain into the body of a (insert cute furry space animal here...no tribbles, or mows.)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, that cute, furry space animal was a Furby.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he can repeat everything that was told to him.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately he's givin to a mime

[Angel]

Fortunately, he's a really good mime and most people will be able to tell what he's trying to show.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, the mime is in Ankh-Morpork.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he decides that he no longer needs the furby and sends it back to earth.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately he wound up in the most isolated part of the Gobi desert.

[Eibborn]

Fortunately, he remembered that he was still wearing his rocket boots.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately Mihoshi shows up again to take them away.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Mihoshi takes him along as well.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately Ryoko shows up and beats the snot out of both of them because Mihoshi couldn't land her cruiser right again, this time at the expense of Ryoko's room.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately that 14 year old anime fangirl lost her journal full of crappy fanfics, so we never have to hear about Mihoshi or Ryoko again.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, our guy is still a freakin' furby.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, he managed to find someone who could restore him to normal.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, that person requires the sacrifice of a virgin soul.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, there's a virgin nearby.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, 'nearby' is relative, and said virgin is actually on Mars.  Makes you wish you never got off the space station.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, they go through the portal Earthside, and the other side is for some reason tied to the station.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, that's just waiting for someone to go through it and instigate "Knee Deep In The Dead" ....

[lucas marcone]

fortunately noone get's the reference

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it gets explained to everyone that the reference is to Doom.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately, Tech Jansen appears from a temporal rift to lead all the survivors to safety... and is immediately killed by another Tech Jansen, who traveled through time to warn them about the other Tech Jansen, who was leading them to their deaths, and  that Tech Jansen is killed by another , and so on until a thousand Tech Jansen's show up. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQPwrokE6fU

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, the copyright police wipe all traces of Jansen and DOOM, leaving our hero stuck at his original quandary.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, they also reverted him from his furby form, so now he's normal again!

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, normal is relative to the being's perspective.  He is now a bland, normal, human male of no distinguishing characteristics, talents, abilities or powers.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, he is now so normal that he is actually abnormally normal.

He becomes a celebrity - as "The World's Most Normal Man".

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately his 15 minutes are already up.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, He kept his rebate for a sundae at Dairy Queen!

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, he discovers that he's lactose intolerant.

...the hard way.