Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately he loses the walk-off.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Drake's fans made Derick "disappear" and "encouraged" the judges to reverse their decision so Drake won by redecision and default at the same time.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately david bowie,now aware of santa's secret local, is already back at his castle and drake must treverse the labrynth to find him.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Drake saw the movie and read the manga so he knows exactly where he's going and what he's supposed to do.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately David Bowie got tired of all the people knowing exactly where to go and what to do, so he rearranged everything.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately drake is always up for an adventure.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he just got another slice to deal with.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, it's a slice of pie.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, Its made with the purple berries...They taste like..burning...

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately they're burning with love....drake can taste it because he is secretly an incubus

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, David Bowie hates cubi and sends all his forces out to kill Drake.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately drake finally decides to capitalize on his recently discovered cubi heritage, and transforms into David Bowie...ordering all who serve him to take him to Santa.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately Bowie's minions see through the disguise.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, Zedd comes along and help him out of this sticky pickle even its a problem any cubi could handled no problem

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it's a problem NO cubi could handle....not even...*gasp* ANIZ!

[Azlan]

Fortunately all the cubi-ness, Labyrinth references and cameos were a momentary mental breakdown and Drake snaps out of it.  He continues on his journey with newfound purpose.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it gave him turrets syndrome

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, this is in no way related to Tourette Syndrome.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, it's worse.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately it made a handy turret grow out of his chest

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, It just shoots bubbles and needs to be dipped in soapy water in every reload

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, the bubbles explode.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, they explode waaay too close to Drake.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, they just explode with soap and water.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, both the soap and the water are toxic, and highly flammable when combined... like now.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Drake is able to get away from the flammable stuff without even getting singed.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately, It causes a forest fire and the fire comes at him like a giant flame wall not even stopping once for anything

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Smokey the Bear comes outta nowhere and stops the forest fire.  He then reminds Drake that only he can stop forest fires and then runs off, leaving Drake all nice and safe for the time being.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, he still has the problem of being some crazy mutant with a cannon growing out of his chest.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, He's a superhero with a cannon in his chest!

Unfortunately, The overuse of the cannon and futher mutations made him grow funtionable and jiggly lady breast..Try finding a top!