Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately the bird of prey was Sam, the American Bald Eagle.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Sam was able to help Santa get back to Las Vegas (on earth) so that he could continue to gamble away his fortune.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, Santa's lost half his toy money on those cursed slot machines.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, he won it back on the next bet.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, he was imprisoned for cheating. 

[Angel]

Fortunately, he made bail. Go Mrs. Claus!

[Zedd]

Unfortunately the bailbondsman Jack Frost helped out as well

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, Santa and Mrs. Claus got away and made it safely back to the north pole without incident.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately, there is now a warrant for Santa's arrest, and all American children including Drake will no longer receive the benefit of Santa's gifts.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, Drake hasn't been intending to wait for Christmas (kinda the whole reason Drake's looking for him, isn't it?)

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately, Drake forgot which direction he should be heading.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he suddenly remembered!  Santa lives at the north pole!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he cannot figure out which way north is.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately useing the earths magnetic feild some water and a bit of wire drake was able to make a compass

[Zedd]

Unfortunately he did this middle of a growing rabidstream of water and went down a waterfall

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately, he grabbed a tree branch while falling.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the tree branch had a rusty fishing hook in it and when the branch snapped under the weight of Drake's Segway. Drake soon found the hook lodged in his ding-a-ling.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately....wait...um ow? fortuneately it was a minor flesh wond and a band-aid will fix it right up.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he lost his compass.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he had seen which way it was pointing before it was swept away, and remembered the direction.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately the way is blocked by a gaping chasm that stretches for miles in either direction.

[Azlan]

Fortunately, there was a sturdy bridge providing safe egress across said chasm.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it was an imagineary bridge.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, as drake was falling toward his death in the chasim, a transdimensional portal opened and  drake soon discovered he made a soft landing on a dining table in the faerie realm of pan's labrynth... 

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, he is now completely lost with no idea how to get to Santa.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately one of Santa's over worked migrant worker elves is working at a vinyard in pan's labyrinth.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, this elf hates Santa, and refuses to discuss anything about him.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately we were wrong it's the labrynth from well....labrynth and david bowe playing the goblin king jumps out and forces the elf to talk.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately he's forced to talk about David Bowie, not Santa.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Fortunately, Drake will get the opportunity to talk with the elf about Santa...as soon as he wins a "walk-off" against male supermodel "Derick Zoolander." and with that backwards leg, and a positive attitude Drake was certain he could magically pull the underwear through his body.