Holy f00k! I'm new. :D

[Josh Massa]

Hello earthlings. For I am a flying kitty. >.>     <.<

[Darkmoon]

Wow, what a brilliant an thought provoking post. I am so glad a person of your eloquence hs seen fit to join our small group.

[techmaster-glitch]

Oh, that cat is SOOO gonna die.....

Welcome to this forum, where rampaging insane furry organics reign supreme. I, however, am a machine. I am your friend. And as your friend, I shall warn you of all the things you must watch out for around here:

If a squirrel called RJ offers you muffins, and they start ticking, fizzing, clicking, beeping, or make any other stange and unusuall noises spontaneously,
Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.

[Netami]

Welcome. I enjoy your cat.

[Josh Massa]

*sneaky sneaky sneaky* Is there any rules about already being a squirrel and offering myself radioactive ticking muffins? If not, I'm all over that idea. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.

... and people who can't spell "supreme" correctly.

[techmaster-glitch]

... and people who can't spell "supreme" correctly.

Aw, damnshite. I knew I missed a typo.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'd comment about Darkmoon's typos, but he scares me...

[Josh Massa]

I'm going to eat your box. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH! Yum, cardboard. I think I should run now. 

[Netami]

I think you should lay off the sugar.

[Josh Massa]

Suuu......suuuug.......suuuuuuuggggaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. I need my sugar....you don't want to see me when I don't have sugar in me. That's probably what's wrong with me now.  <----What would he do without sugar?!?!? He certainly wouldn't have that mohawk and microphone. I AM ZOMBIE MAN! Fear me....for I am after your b0x3z.

[Netami]

I don't wear boxers, so I assume you're after llearch.

You may have him.

[Josh Massa]

Haha, not boxers...boxes. GIMMY ALL OF YOUR B0X3Z OR SUFFER. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhh Batman! 

[Netami]

Someone is going to crush your enthusiasm with an iron-clawed fist.

[Josh Massa]

 <----Kinda like that one?

[Darkmoon]

[Damaris]

 

[bill]

I hate everything.

[Josh Massa]

Squirrels with muffins are out, cats with cookies are in.

[xHaZxMaTx]

This thread is full of fail.

[bill]

[Josh Massa]

No privacy for you.

[bill]

OMG



NEVR SEEN THAT 1 BEFOR


IMO

[Zina]

And it's not even Saturday.

[Darkmoon]

Musta been feeling a little edgy. It helps take the edge off.

[Netrogo]

Wow, he's garnered all but one of the admins into his thread

Oh yeah, greetings and such.

[Josh Massa]

Oooo, I must be a good little newb then. Just watched Rise Of The Silver Surfer, it was rather interesting. BABOOM.

[Nikki]

*bites teh n00b*

you're crazy. But i'm Crazy-er 

[Josh Massa]

     How dare you bite teh noob! Perhaps I shall bite you back.  you taste bad. Perhaps it's all those onions you've been eating. Would you like a radioactive ticking muffin I think you doooo.  Poke.

[RJ]

If a squirrel called RJ offers you muffins, and they start ticking, fizzing, clicking, beeping, or make any other stange and unusuall noises spontaneously,
Don't think, don't hesitate, RUN. Watch out for cardboard boxes, ebil worms, Bill, cardboard boxes, Bill, little animals pretending to be cardboard boxes, and the several insane rabid Naruto fanpeople.

I resemble two of those remarks.

Hiii, welcome to the forum and take this BIG basket of yummy muffins! I hope you'll have a blast.