Utter Idiocy, starring Bill!

[bill]

By the way, the Dodge logo is best cuz' it's a big vagina.   

Iono, I think it's a satanic symbol. 

[Zina]

This is probably how the music business really works, actually.

I stopped after reading "There are Christian rock groups that are hot". That's just....too silly for even me.

[bill]

This is probably how the music business really works, actually.

I stopped after reading "There are Christian rock groups that are hot". That's just....too silly for even me.

You didn't read where they SOLD OUT OMG and SOLD THEIR SOULS LOL?

[Darkmoon]

I got up to the point where Satan took credit for Kiss, then I had to stop.

If Satan was really behind Kiss, they wouldn't have released a disco album. Even the devil has to know that was a boner of a move.

[bill]

lol native americans r dum and cant read

[Zina]

Hahah, the managers name is Lew Siffer. I get it.

lol native americans r dum and cant read

Oh those dirty Indian drunks. When will we learn.

[Darkmoon]

Hey, you managed to make alcohol without ever learning agriculture. I say more power to ya.

[Zina]

That's why the white man won. We were just too drunk.

[bill]

That, and the blankie trap. 

[Netrogo]

Technically you guys won the REAL war. I mean you don't pay taxes.

[bill]

And you get really shitty sports teams named after you.

[Darkmoon]

The blankie trap was vicious.

I still say though that if you can make grain alcohol out of thin air, you don't need anything else! Fucking mutant-power alcohol for the win.

[Zina]

Technically you guys won the REAL war. I mean you don't pay taxes.

Really? Well, nuts to doing taxes this year!

[Knight]

no srsly

[Darkmoon]

I knew I liked those trucks for some reason...

[superluser]

Oh god that's hilarious. I really don't see how 'Jesus loves you but he's still gonna let you get the hell kicked outta you and then let you die' is supposed to sway me to his religion.

Yeah, he has some weird ideas.  Presumably, the message is that Jesus loves you, no matter how shitty your life is and you'll get into Heaven--won't that be great?  But apparently, he doesn't stop to think about his audience and how they might perceive his message.  He does that a lot.

Fun fact, he started doing his tracts after he learned that the Chinese government had used tracts to spread Communist propaganda. (it's in his bio)

[bill]

Dodge = SATAN
Chevy = JESUS
Ford = SHIT

[Darkmoon]

NISSAN = HEAVEN

[Zina]

WHICH ONE IS BUDDHA?

[Knight]

Fun fact, he started doing his tracts after he learned that the Chinese government had used tracts to spread Communist propaganda. (it's in his bio)

He FAILED THE FIRST GRADE?!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH!

[Darkmoon]

WHICH ONE IS BUDDHA?

Yugos.

[bill]

I think Mitsubishis are Allah iomo.

[Darkmoon]

Atheists ride unicycles.

[Knight]

I loves teh Nissan.

[bill]

Atheists ride unicycles.

And get run over by the Satan-mobile filled with rednecks. 

[Knight]

This totally became another religious thread.   

[Zina]

Slowly, all the threads will become religious threads.
AND THEN WHAT?

[Netrogo]

Plan for world domination

1 - Make all threads in DMFA religious

2 -???

3 - Profit

[bill]

Is it bad that my initial reaction to this was "THATS NOT A SPRINT CAR YOU IDIOT"?

[Darkmoon]

I like the end result there. Tell me more about step 2.