Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[bill]

Who died and made Kenji an APF?

[Roureem Egas]

What you you think of a person that writes a Sonic the hedgehog fanfic in a way that the one narrating the story is the same as the main character (AKA Sonic)?

It depends on their skills in writing from a first-person point of view. From what I've seen around the net (namely fanfiction.net <.<), the writing tends to suck, the story sucks, or is otherwise generally hard to read.

Who died and made Kenji an APF?

The queen, of course!

[Kenji]

Who died and made Kenji an APF?

No one died, but it was ordained by the foxes that be.

[ShadesFox]

Kenji has been an APF for a while, before he was known as Kenji in fact.  ((Azie, you may wish to fix that)).

And don't be so modest.  There was someone who died.  Poor Jimmy, got shot.  I held him in his arms as he died.  Big mistake.  Those TV shows where the main character gets a soliloquy that lasts forever as he dies?  Doesn't happen.  Usually they just convulse while puking everywhere, amongst other bodily functions.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How long could you survive with eating only mushrooms?

Is there anyway ta get me to stop thinking about mushrooms? I've been thinking about them for like the last two weeks or somethin'.

[Kenji]

How long could you survive with eating only mushrooms?

Is there anyway ta get me to stop thinking about mushrooms? I've been thinking about them for like the last two weeks or somethin'.

Let's see... judging by Mario... about 22 years.

Go... eat one.

[The Lurking Dragon]

Why must the internet be full of pointless drama that makes people avoid parts of it?

[Roureem Egas]

Why must the internet be full of pointless drama that makes people avoid parts of it?

To compete with Chinese soaps and other dramas. I'm serious.  

[ShadesFox]

Why must the internet be full of pointless drama that makes people avoid parts of it?

Because there are not nearly enough artillery pieces in the hands of the people.  If you can shell people from the distance, everyone would be a lot more polite. 

[Azlan]

Kenji has been an APF for a while, before he was known as Kenji in fact.  ((Azie, you may wish to fix that)).

Handled.

[Kenji]

Kenji has been an APF for a while, before he was known as Kenji in fact.  ((Azie, you may wish to fix that)).

Handled.

True.

[Azlan]

Kenji has been an APF for a while, before he was known as Kenji in fact.  ((Azie, you may wish to fix that)).

Handled.

True.

Positive.

[e_voyager]

how old is too old to post in a thread?

[Kenji]

how old is too old to post in a thread?

Seems to be a week of dead silence. However, some topics seem to forgive, such as art threads, but mainly only if the reviver is the creator.
Those and RP threads. If an rp thread is inactive for a bit, the creator has the right to get it going again. (If only.. )
Ahem. I can't quite recall the rules on "I haven't been around for a while, so I missed it", but I think the mods are kinda leniant with that, as long as the post is... well.. not dumb.

[Gabi]

Forum question! Burn it!

[Zedd]

Is wrong to play opera music while blending hotdogs?
I see and hear weird 70's music after eating this brownie...should i go to rehab?

[e_voyager]

i'm sorry it seems that i forgot that forum questions are no nos. still at the time i was thinking more about the social aspect of it. still now that i've been made aware or remade aware of it i have a new question.

May i be forgive for my mortal forgetfulness?

[Kenji]

Forum question! Burn it!

Do I have to? I'm kinda burnt out.

[Cogidubnus]

How much Wagner is too much Wagner?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How long can a mushroom burn?

I don't want to double post so, I will continue this one.

This is my new version of the one below.

What do you think of it/how do you think I can improve (Yes, I know I'm missing one or two sprites) and do you think you can make a clear back for it? 

[Eowyn]

What Eowyn types- ffffffshhhhyy?? wwwrrrrruuuuuu??
What Eowyn says- Fishy? where are you?
What Eowyn means- Why aren't any of you fish? I like fish and cannot find any here. Also, where is the fish cat toy cause I cant find it anywhere

[Brunhidden]

How much Wagner is too much Wagner?

Wagner's masterpiece "Ring de Nibelung" lasts a full 21 hours, but i would assume that without intermissions any listeners would go insane somewhere around hour 15. In his life i believe Wagner produced a total of about 70 hours of original music, so that should be enough to drive anyone mad. On the other hand a town has been playing "as slow as possible" for the past several years, the gigantic organ they're playing it on has two backup generators and its easier to add or remove pipes to change notes rather then press keys.

yes i know im not a fox and thus am not qualified to answer questions... but you have no idea what i actually am so its kinda hard to say no for sure.

This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. some people, started singin, not knowin what it was....

[Gabi]

How much Wagner is too much Wagner?

As much as it takes you to find it annoying.

How long can a mushroom burn?

I don't want to double post so, I will continue this one.

This is my new version of the one below.

What do you think of it/how do you think I can improve (Yes, I know I'm missing one or two sprites) and do you think you can make a clear back for it? 

It depends on the mushroom, how dry it is and why it's burning.
It looks good. A few pixels seem to be missing from the border of the hair when he moves forward, you could try adding them. And the background looks clear to me.

What Eowyn types- ffffffshhhhyy?? wwwrrrrruuuuuu??
What Eowyn says- Fishy? where are you?
What Eowyn means- Why aren't any of you fish? I like fish and cannot find any here. Also, where is the fish cat toy cause I cant find it anywhere

Fish! We wouldn't be foxes if we were fish. And the toy must be where the cat left it.

How much Wagner is too much Wagner?

Wagner's masterpiece "Ring de Nibelung" lasts a full 21 hours, but i would assume that without intermissions any listeners would go insane somewhere around hour 15. In his life i believe Wagner produced a total of about 70 hours of original music, so that should be enough to drive anyone mad. On the other hand a town has been playing "as slow as possible" for the past several years, the gigantic organ they're playing it on has two backup generators and its easier to add or remove pipes to change notes rather then press keys.

yes i know im not a fox and thus am not qualified to answer questions... but you have no idea what i actually am so its kinda hard to say no for sure.

This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. some people, started singin, not knowin what it was....

*Ties Brunhidden to a chair.* Sit there and wait for your punishment. If no one comes... well, you'll just have to stay there.

[Miaka]

Why do I want to ask the APFs questions, when I have no questions to ask?

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..wait a sec.

[Kenji]

Why do I want to ask the APFs questions, when I have no questions to ask?

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..wait a sec.

Because you like us. 

[Zedd]

Does anyone want a peanut? O:

[Gabi]

I'm sure most elephants do.

[e_voyager]

does Gabi have to be strict very often?

[Gabi]

Yes, considering I'm a teacher, and a supermod at TPM, both of which require me to enforce several rules. But I do my best to be kind while I enforce them (which I guess is why I got nominated for "Kind", "Kind order" and "Strictest" at the Unown Awards on TPM, but I ended up winning only the "Kind" one which was my favorite of the tree).

Hey, the text between the parentheses was longer than the main text!

[Kenji]

Why?