Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Suwako]

granted however the comments value was negative, it destroyed you mind with negativity and... yeah! 

I wish that llearch would become a rock, because rocks are cool by default 

[Cogidubnus]

Okay...granted...

Llearch is now made of marble. And is about to fall on you.

I wish I had a breath mint.

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. It's a garlic/tabasco/cat food-flavored mint.

I wish I had a hammer.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. His name's MC.



I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now a rock who never sleeps but being a rock you have no life either leaving you nothing but time to think

i wish i understood why i  incarnate into so many different forms.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted because unlike me you still haven't learned the truth about Mother Goose.

I wish to...meet Johnny Depp and force him to do the cartoon voice for Bambi in "Bambi III: when Bambi falls"

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it completely ruins his career and he takes you down with him.

I wish my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.

[Zedd]

Granted your santa clause robot...Hated by many loved by few by force

I wish to have money to make or buy a fursuit so I can go to AC maybe to have fun

[e_voyager]

granted but you make this money by slaving away your time. by the time you can arrived your desire the words. Welcome to McDonald's gives you night mars as you remember  what you did you get your fursuit. Enjoy

i wish i cold find the orbs i need to advance my sword to the manna sword.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however you are unsuccessful and your quest fails.

I wish for a peach.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you now have a picture of Princess Toadstool.

I wish to have an unlimited amount of sticky notes.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The trail leads completely around the world. Endlessly...

You'll be picking them up for a while.



I wish I wasn't quite so grumpy.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, now you are dopey, and all the other dwaves are jelous of your high spirits.


I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to have super powers...that don't include super flatchulence, super urine or anything simmilar.

[e_voyager]

granted. no lower body powers for you as you now have super nasal discharge powers. on top of that you not  get a migraines every time they are triggered but not worries besides being super painful there migraines are special  you can share them with whomever you sneezes on. enjoy.

i wish for an end to temptation

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, and in the process you create a utopia for all of mankind... which is utterly destroyed with the next few natural disasters.

I wish I could create zombies.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You start with yourself, but discover that zombies don't have the power any more.

You also discover than you've been buried. In concrete. Under several hundred meters of it, in fact. Not to mention divided up into lots of little pieces, each in it's own little coffin. Perhaps you annoyed someone? You'll never know...



I wish I wasn't quite so disappointed in humanity.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you now have complete and total faith in people like George W. Bush

I wish I could have a solid gold violin, even if it does weigh a lot and sound crummy.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, after making a deal with the devil the violin is yours, it only cost you your hands, sadly you learn you were dooped when you learn the violin was plated with fool's gold.

I wish for Lost in space to get a movie sequal.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted...but then the Robinson family gets assimilated by the Borg...or the Aparoids.

I wish Gareeku had been able to meet Fa'lina...this wish is for you, pal.

[Tiny crested flint]

Granted, now we're all doomed. Gareeku's happy though.

I wish I could go on the stereotype 'American goes to Europe' vacation and have all my plans be turned upside down while countless awkward situations occur both on account of me being unaccustomed to the languages and the... well, customs.

[Angel]

Granted. You're in a sitcom with such low ratings that you somehow have a -$40.00 salary per episode.

I wish that cramps were nonexistent, but pregnancy wasn't.

[e_voyager]

granted but morning sickness is much worse and the diet is more demanding.

i wish that i was not so inclined to rebuild myself every time i felt the need for a change.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but after after replacing several parts, you end up looking like a walking junk yard.

I wish I could know the secret to happiness and never forget it.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately you can not have another thought ever again.

I wish I had a clone of myself.

[Azlan]

Granted, the clone ties you up and hides you in the basement.  He then goes about bringing an end to the world as we know it, being sure to prominently display that you are responsible for everything.  He then dimensionally travels to an alternate universe and lives like a king, leaving you to face the survivors.

I wish I had a cute cuddly fox as a pet.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted...however the fox was actually a Kitsune, or fox demon, that got tired of being your pet and bit your hand off.

I wish some people would join in on my RP Idea...

[Valynth]

Granted, but they all leave from disinterest.

I wish I knew how to speak and write in Japanese without losing the ability to speak and write English.

[Suwako]

Granted, the whole world now speaks French and your in jail.

I wish that there where victory dances in ut2004 

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately it ends with you computer(or whatever system) displaying the blue screen of death.  Programers are still wondering why because they changed the color to magenta years ago.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

[Angel]

Granted. It's an arsenic-frosted chocolate cake with asbestos sprinkles.

I wish I could save recreational reading from its bleak future.