Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, and by making llearch that much of a good person, you've unbalanced the good/evil ratio of the entire world, therefore sending the world into a mad spin of total chaos and eventually sending us all plummetting to our doom.  Thanks a lot.


I wish I could really grant these wishes.

[ninjannihilator]

Granted, do I even have to say what will go wrong.

I wish anthro's were real.

[Suwako]

granted but they irradiate the human species before you get a chance to interact with them by non lethal means.

I wish the world to be filled with... bunnies!

[Snuggles]

The Bunnies take over the work and make humans their slaves... that might not be a bad thing....

I wish that everyone was in a good mood for at least a day!

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, everyne in the entire world is in a good mood for one whole day, Unfortunately the earth was bown up the next day to make room for a new interstellar highway, the only human survivors were doing something involving the number 42...


I wish to witness the death of Pikachu.

[ninjannihilator]

Granted, I don't see a way to corrupt that wish.

I wish that Square Enix localizes the original Star Ocean.

[e_voyager]

granted it is now localized in your backyard you for enter it as you can no survive in space with out a suit on but hey how many people can say that have a micro universe in there back yards right?

i wish that i had a better grasp of what people want.

[ninjannihilator]

Granted. But then people become annoyed by your flawless ability to know what they want.

I wish I had wings.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a perfect set of fly wings. Unfortunately, they're sized for flies, not you, and hence are totally useless. Except for making a buzzing sound, of course.


I wish I'd woken up earlier today.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it was more like 1am leaving you with having gotten too few hours of sleep and thus you end up falling back asleep while on the toilet, and then wake up realizing that it's now 9:30am.

I wish for an uncrashable car.

[Sunblink]

Granted, but it still explodes on you anyway once you hit something. Because while it can't take any damage technically when colliding with something, it can still explode.

I wish I had a fish.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's a trifle old by now - it's been hiding in the vents for a couple of weeks...

Incidentally, Ryudo, I woke up at midday. And went to sleep at 4am. I think your clock is a little out... :-)

I wish I wasn't quite as disorganised...

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you're very well organized now, but because of that, you can't find anything anymore!

I wish I could focus a bit better mentally.

[Snuggles]

Granted, Your so focused that now you can only do one thing and that is... give hugs Mwhahahahaaha

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted at all.

[ninjannihilator]

Granted, nothing happened.

I wish that school wasn't so boring.

[Caswin]

I wish that school wasn't so boring.

Your school day becomes an episode of 24.  Hey, look, an innocent bystander...

I wish for 1337 AMV-making toolz/skillz (choose applicable).

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. Unfortunately, the awesomeness they endow you with renders you unable to ever get within 500 feet of a computer again.

I wish I had my hearse back in top condition again.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the first ride you take in it, you end up in the back...

I wish there was something good on tv at any given time of the day.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, just not on the TV you're watching. -Any- TV you're watching. Ever.

In other news, you've developed a really interesting ability to affect the TV programming....



I wish I didn't have to clear up spam that someone else's stupid code allowed onto my servers.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you're able to hire someone to do it for you.  Unfortunately, the workload drives him completely batty and he makes an even worse mess of your server.

I wish I could have x-ray vision.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It doesn't do much for the data on your disks, though....




I wish I wasn't feeling slightly queasy...

[Angel]

Granted. But now you're congested.

I wish the Hellsing Organization was real.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...Alucard wants to make you his bitch.

I wish for a supernintendo.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Granted, but your only game is Mario paint.  And you can't find a Nintendo mouse anywhere.


I wish my nipples could shoot lazer beams.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you are now a femmebot in the style of Austin Powers, but tragically your laser nipples are soon deactivated when the man who bought you decides he doesn't need that feature, and he reprograms you to be his sex slave, your lazers are replaced with techno-organic milk pumps, and your body is retrofitted with that of a 15 year old B. Spears, your new name is Debbie, and you have no desire to do any thing but the one thing you body was made for...singing 90's pop music. You Idolize the Spice Girls, Hillary Duff and Christina Agulera. your new master sees this as a design flaw and within a week you are de-activated when you try to convince him "spice world" was the greatest movie evar!!!!


I wish for a new desktop computer with all the latest software and Microsoft works software.

[e_voyager]

granted but due to the typical microsoft bugs and poor security the computer dues in just under 30 hours.

i wish the duplicity would come to an end.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Wow. That machine lived a long time - last time I checked, the half-life of an unprotected windows computer on the internet was either 17 minutes or 3 minutes 20 seconds, I can't remember which...

Granted, though, the duplicity has ended. Of course, the only reason it has ended is everyone has ended up killing everyone else for being duplicitous, and the few who were left blamed you, hunted you down, and had an orgy on your tender flesh before expiring, appropriately enough, of a disease caught from your semi-cooked meat.

Ewps.


I wish I had more time to think about things.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you do have more time to think about things, unfortunately this is because you are in a jail cell awaiting an execution for a crime you didn't commit...and I have worse news for you my friend, while riding the escalator to heaven you decide to spit off of the rail and are violently thrown off... you are now serving as Lust/Drip's cabana boy in hell, and I'm sorry to inform you that no amount of Vaseline is going to ease your suffering.


I wish to apologize  to llearch for this horrible fate and wish the next poster better luck in granting his wish.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

*cough* however, since I'm the next poster, that generates a feedback loop that destroys the universe.



I wish I could be of more help...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted you help me out by prereading my webcomics unfortunately you soon realize that this wasn't the best Idea, as you are soon sucked into an alternate reality where you fall victem to the Dues ex Machina, in a world where spelling errors have no meaning, a world where you have no power or control, and you inability to read into my plot twists will torment you. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!


I wish somebody would read "Not Intentionally Obssesive" and leave a comment.