Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately the english used is from the time of the druids.

I wish I had my college degree.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. too bad you didn't specify the college.

I wish the hounds from the previous wish were foxes, so they'd understand my plight. oh, and same for anyone else hunting me or wishing me harm.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. They are foxes plushies, so they just sit there. Good luck with the empathy.

I actually wish the blackout that happened here lasted longer. Then I could've gone home. 

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but it has sent your city back to the dark ages.

I wish someone helped me overcome my sense of hopelessness...

[Zedd]

Granted you get lots of help from the good doctor ---->


I wish I could go to this years Anthrocon and not miss any of it or get hurt or lost

[e_voyager]

granted but you find yourself  trapped with me as a room mate and lets just say i have form interesting clothing designs. that i want you to model. say you don't mind if i add some strait bar's and a few hooks to you frame do you. spot wield only i promise.

i wish that my clothes designs would be a success.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted your  "clothes designs would be a success" ammong the working class if it wasn't for those wealthy shriners, who insist on wearing them to childrens birthday parties as clowns.

i wish to ride a dragon...and none of the ones with spikes on their back.

[e_voyager]

granted. you are not aboard a dragon lynch who is draining you life force with every beat of it's wings. enjoy you trip.

(Yeah i can sell my work at clown collage. not if only more customers would let me wield on proper support instead of  roughing it. as well.)

i wish more customers would allow me to enhance there frames for my designs

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, the amount of customers that let you enhance their frames went from 5% to 50%.  Unfortunately, you only have 10% of your original customers, now you're right back where you started.  ...Only with less income.

I wish Xze wasn't grounded for at least (my) tomorrow.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now YOU'RE grounded!

I wish I had the perfect legal money-making scheme.

[e_voyager]

granted it's called a job and now you have three. enjoy.

i wish for burner wave to go infinite ammo without  switches what robot i am.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it causes a major overload which causes you to go asplode.

I wish I had the perfect girlfriend.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You can inflate her later.


I wish I'd been more able to finish things at work.

[e_voyager]

granted but you find yourself trapped at your desk until all your work is done. enjoy your new ankle bracelet.

i wish i had clear vision powers.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... how does being trapped at work differ from my usual workday, e? :-)

Granted. You just don't have any retinas. Ewps.



I wish I could get started on some documentation.

[e_voyager]

( you may have a point and as a robot i have no retinas ore corneas to began with.)

grant you finish your document's and just were you done a  and the second workload some in with a 500 page document needed in triplicate bye Monday( that gives you 72 hours right?)

i wish it was easier to make money

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a photocopier.


I wish I had fewer stupid users, and more intelligent ones...

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. However, they're just smart enough to make really, really bad errors...

I wish I had a pot of coffee that never ran dry.

[e_voyager]

granted but though it never runes dry it does grow old and spoiled. in time the pot of coffer becomes toxic and you can no lover drink form it.

i wish i had a better phone network.

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. Your phone network is totally free, crystal clear, never drops a call....and connects you with every phone on the planet at the same time if you use it.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I screwed up...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, Unfortunately you never screw up again, and the wish was meaningless.


I wish for a "We Are Marshall" that was more uplifting.

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. Unfortunately, it only plays in a theatre on another planet in a different galaxy.

I wish I slept like a normal person.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have to make up for all the sleep you lost. See you in a few months or so!

I wish I had some sweet and sour chicken.

[Valynth]

Granted, good luck eating something so sweet it makes pure sugar cry in shame and something so sour it makes War Heads candy taste bitter.

I wish I wasn't burried under about 2 pages of posts in an Rp while I slept.

[Suwako]

Granted you are now buried beneath three pages of posts in an Rp while you where awake 

I wish to know where those monkeys went.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Peekaboo!

Of course, knowing this doesn't tell you anything about where they're hiding now. Or what they're doing there. Or which item of yours they're doing it with...


I wish I'd been to sleep somewhat earlier last night...

[e_voyager]

granted. you got less work done last night and over slept today.

i wish i was surfing the air waves. i could use a vacation.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you're spending your vacation flipping through radio frequencies.

I wish the morning after the night before was worth the night before the morning after.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

This isn't pre-corrupted?

Dammit. Oh, ok. Granted. You just can't remember the night before, and the... uh... I -think- it's female. Anyway, the thing in bed next to you is wearing a paper bag. Over it's head. And you can see the smile around the edges, although it's not exactly pretty...

Let's not mention the strange room with no windows, or the lack of -any- clothing (except someone seems to have loaned you a pair of fishnets and a corset), or the way you don't remember anything of last night, or the strange smell emanating from your bed partner. And you, now. Nor the bitemarks on various parts of your anatomy, some rather sensitive. Nor the lack of a door in this room, either, now you're looking at it....


I wish I wasn't quite so evil sometimes. :-)

[e_voyager]

Granted you negative karma  freezes while you positive karma  doubles turning you from 17% good  83% evil to 34% good and 66% evil.

i wish  had the power to carry out that wish.