Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[KarlOmega1]

If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?

[ShadesFox]

Am I a man dreaming that I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man?

Are there any words of hope you might say?

What's the difference between a tea and a tisane?

What doth love be?

Should you ever drink anything larger than your head?

Should I risk making a point at the possible ire of many people?

You are a man hopped up on crystal meth, mostly because your lab blew up so now you are on fire, so stop thinking about the butterflies!  You have more important things to think about.

Yea, you might survive the burns.  It will be extremely unpleasent, since the plastics will be melted into your skin.  But at least you won't feel it.

Well, one is on fire, much like you are.

Not being on fire.

There you go with your meth again.

Yes.

If someone is born on Febuary the 29th (Leap year in other words), does that mean they will have to wait four times as long as others to legally gain the right to drive, drink, etc?

If ignorance is bliss, why do we insist on going through colleges?

Can I have a cookie?

Or maybe they just have to wait four times as long to be put out.  I think Cogidubnus was born on Feb 29, since he is still on fire.

I once went to college.  Worst Easter ever.

You may have one, but do you actually want it?

Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?

I don't think that even parses.  *throws the question on Cogidubnus, since he will be on fire for at least 3 more years.*

If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?

No.  In fact, never mention that again.  Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes.   You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you?  You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.

[Aridas]

What happens if I overdosed on cookies?

Is there a cure?

[Dakata]

Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?

What's the company called?

Does Shades ever think of anything besides fire, or things that are on fire?

Does Shades dream of fire?

Can fire be on fire?

Do boys have cooties?

[ShadesFox]

What happens if I overdosed on cookies?

Is there a cure? D:

You become diabetic.

No.

Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?

What's the company called?

Does Shades ever think of anything besides fire, or things that are on fire?

Does Shades dream of fire?

Can fire be on fire?

Do boys have cooties?

Acme.

No.

Actually, I usually dream of losing my teeth, or stuff getting stolen from me.

Yes.

No, I dipped them in liquid hydrogen.   They are all gone now.

[Aridas]

No, I dipped them in liquid hydrogen.   They are all gone now.

The boys or the cooties?

[Kenji]

No, I dipped them in liquid hydrogen.   They are all gone now.

The boys or the cooties?

Yes.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?

What's the company called?

Can I answer that?

[Roureem Egas]

Coincidence that a certain chibi dragon's name sounds almost identical to a company that sells safety products (mainly safety belts) for performance vehicles?

What's the company called?

Can I answer that?

Nah. I wanna see how long it'll take for her to figure out.

[Dakata]

I give up, what's it called?

Why doesn't my mom approve of Law and Order SVU? It's interesting. And educational...sorta.

Are [candiru(s)] sold as pets? *Bwahahah*

Why do some [stupid] people use chatspeak on forums? Whenever someone complains about it, they say "Oh, I'll type however I want" or "UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME U RETARD". Why don't they understand that it's called CHATspeak 'cuz it's for CHATTING, not talking on a forum where you should type like you actually have brainz?

Why does my math teacher hate meeeeeeee? Whenever I don't wanna talk, she wants me to talk. Whenever I -sorta- wanna talk, and I say like two words, she complains.

[KarlOmega1]

If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?

No.  In fact, never mention that again.  Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes.   You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you?  You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.

Ok...Has Shades lost his mind/ gone mad?

[GabrielsThoughts]

what is astrology?

[Gabi]

If someone were to do a DMFA/FMA crossover of some sort, do you think Merlitz would be a great Col. Roy Mustang?

No.  In fact, never mention that again.  Unless you want Merlitz to end up being Hughes.   You don't want Merlitz getting assassinated do you?  You are a bad evil person for wishing Merlitz dead.

Ok...Has Shades lost his mind/ gone mad?

Gone mad? He's just as insane as ever.

what is astrology?

The study that assumes and attempts to interpret the influence of the heavenly bodies on human affairs.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why didn't anyone answer Daka's questions?  However obvious the answers may be.

Why does the NHL include both Canadian and American teams?

[Gabi]

That's up to Roureem. The question was addressed to him.

Because it's one of those things that are "National" for more than one nation.

[e_voyager]

is it okay to ask music analysis  questions here?
if the question goes unanswered where else should i ask?

[vulpesweasel]

 what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?

[Gabi]

is it okay to ask music analysis  questions here?
if the question goes unanswered where else should i ask?

Yes.
Wherever you want. I've answered some questions at Yahoo Answers, you may find something there.

what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?

They are different ways to address a person. 'Kun' basically means 'mr.', while 'chan' denotes some closeness between the person and the speaker, or tenderness. Note that I don't speak Japanese, so this is 2nd or 3rd hand information.
Yes, any question about how the forum works.
Not exacly the source, but they're closely related. Every pie has a multiple of pi hidden in it.
Kitchens.
Knowledge.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?

Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?

What kind of cookies do ya like?

[Gabi]

How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?

Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?

What kind of cookies do ya like?

Pi has no didgets. However it has infinite digits in any rational base, on account of being an irrational number. It does, however, have only 2 digits in base pi. And Pie has as many digits as you put in it, but make sure to wash your hands later.

There are infinite real numbers between any two given real numbers. The set of real numbers is dense. I have yet to encounter an infinite pie. It would be interesting, and could solve many people's hunger problems.

Small ones. Any kind except for chocolate cookies. I do like chocolate, just not chocolate cookies nor chocolate cake.

[Azlan]

what do the endings "kun" and "chan" mean in japanese?
is there a question no APF would answer?
Is pi secretly the source of all world pie?
If not, what is?
what is the cure for ignorance?

They are different ways to address a person. 'Kun' basically means 'mr.', while 'chan' denotes some closeness between the person and the speaker, or tenderness. Note that I don't speak Japanese, so this is 2nd or 3rd hand information.
Yes, any question about how the forum works.
Not exacly the source, but they're closely related. Every pie has a multiple of pi hidden in it.
Kitchens.
Knowledge.

I only wish to clarify the -kun and -chan parts.

-kun is generally used to refer to peers/students or guys... more or less and -chan is used for children and close friends.  -san is more along the lines of 'mr.' as it is usually attached to the names of adults or people you do not know well or are not close to.  -sama is added to those whom you hold in great respect (i.e Amber-sama).  That is more or less the best way I can think of typing that.

[ShadesFox]

How many didgets dose pi have? What about pie?

Can it be infinite if pi is less than 4? Can pie be if it's not a number?

What kind of cookies do ya like?

There are infinite real numbers between any two given real numbers. The set of real numbers is dense. I have yet to encounter an infinite pie. It would be interesting, and could solve many people's hunger problems.

But then a lot of people would get fat!

Oh wait... three APF posted in a row...
*pokes the dark portal that has appeared.*
Oh joy.

[bill]

It looks cool! Can I walk through it? 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh no! What have you done?

[Kenji]

It looks cool! Can I walk through it? 

$10 admission. But that's just step 1.

Oh no! What have you done?

Don't worry. It's all according to plan.

[Aridas]

*dives through*

What the heck is all this here?!

[vulpesweasel]

If I was to suddenly spontaneously combust, would you put the fire out?
What is the best plan for mass destruction?
Can I buy it at Lowe's?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. can I buy it at Lovecrafts?

[ShadesFox]

*dives through*

What the heck is all this here?!

*closes the door*
It's a trap!

If I was to suddenly spontaneously combust, would you put the fire out?
What is the best plan for mass destruction?
Can I buy it at Lowe's?

No.
Biological agents.
Maybe.  You would need one of those 'special' Lowe's.

.. can I buy it at Lovecrafts?

Well, you can find something far more interesting there.  But if you go there I want no part of it.  I got thrown our of there once.  Worse customer service ever.

[bill]

Hey, Ard didn't pay! Why does he get to go for free?