Corrupt a Wish

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Now Dr. Light keeps messing with you every time you visit!

I wish that I had a latke.

[e_voyager]

ahh were did this new x8 buster come form? and now my copy weapons don't need extra  power?  what wrong with you all? auggg... wait you're me aren't you?

granted you not have a lake of latte. enjoy

i wish that i could see more fall out form the wishes i corrupted.

[GabrielsThoughts]

generaly I would say no and turn you into sailor moon but in this instance I'm going to go the extra mile and curse for all eternity to be the occupant of the lost room... enjoy your stay at the nut house until you get tired of living and ask someone to take your place.

I wish for the ultimate in booger launchers.

[e_voyager]

been there done that wrote a poem about it and had that poem turning into a song by Doug the eagle

granted they are now part of you nose and can only be fired by and unforced sneeze.

i wish that more people here to corrupt the wishes as we play. maybe then need evil lessons

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Everyone here is now 200% more evil. Even RJ.

I wish I had a Latke:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latke

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, since there's a minor typo in the wish resolving department, what you end up with is a lake. Made out of potato.

It's not cooked, either. And it froze over. And you're all out of oil.


I wish I could be a little nicer to Cogidubnus, since he's such a clever guy, and I enjoy watching his posts...

[KarlOmega1]

granted...but it annoys him after a while...

I wish I could go on the net and any De-rez (delete) any virus that dare to mess with me...using my disc and light cycle...

[Drake Manaweilder]

Granted, but but it turns out that you fergot how to ride the bike, and you are incredibly in-accurate with a Frisbee.

I wish I could draw whenever I want to.. Rather than wait untill I get inspired somehow...

yes i do get the reference, it's Tron

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunately you allready can draw whenever you want to...but now you are paid to do it and insperation is a problem because you are now a lusty tavern maid who would rather spend her free time doing something else

I wish for some egg nog and a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles.

[Valynth]

Granted, but you are crushed by a fat boy stampede.

I wish I was a cyborg.

[Aisha deCabre]

Granted.  Unfortunately they forgot to get you some cool weapons when they made you a cyborg.   

Having come from Eragon today, I wish I had a dragon.   

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted unfortunately the spikes on its back prevent you from riding without removing your ability to reproduce.


I wish for the ability to see tiny weenie, itsy bitsy, yellow polka dot bikini's that are smaller than the atom.

[Valynth]

Granted, but it's a rather uselss ability.

I wish I had mystical ninja skills.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but not knowing how to control them, you teleport inside a wall.

I wish Xze wasn't grounded.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, she is now airborne...slowly falling to her death in perpetual freefall curseing you with her last breath.

I wish for santa to give me a Nintendo Wii for christmas.

[Valynth]

Granted, but since santa is old fashioned it's a simple wooden box shaped like a Wii.

I wish I could control gravity.

[Snuggles]

Granted, but because of the power Gravity controls you now Mwhaha
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Any way. I wish that everyone have a happy life and no pain or suffering could come of it.

[e_voyager]

granted everyone is now resting peacefully in their graves and the afterlife that they are waiting to receive lacks war and violence.

i wish that people would remember that souls are tarnished by my art. after all i was a demon lord once know as the dark eternal.