04/14/10 [BT #176] - The Geezer and the Bard, Part 14

bradypodidae · April 15, 2010, 01:34:02 PM

NEVER underestimate the persuasive power of a BLT sandwich!

Darkmoon · April 15, 2010, 02:17:31 PM

A BLT enema would be rather uncomfortable. And crunchy.

Mao · April 15, 2010, 02:20:50 PM

Oh my. Is there anything a BLT *can't* do? Great for feeding that insatiable hunger, or convincing people to tell you what you need to know.

Darkmoon · April 15, 2010, 03:00:09 PM

I once saw a BLT kill a man just to watch him die.

bradypodidae · April 15, 2010, 03:23:59 PM

I heard that Jimmy Hoffa disappeared immediately after ordering a BLT. <.<

Darkmoon · April 15, 2010, 05:09:10 PM

BLTs have been known to cure many infectious diseases, as well as gout, scurvy, warts, genital warts, genial warts, geriatric warts, mumps, measles, weasels, weevils, weevil warts, genital weevils, and ebola.

Mao · April 15, 2010, 07:27:05 PM

....and death.

bradypodidae · April 15, 2010, 07:31:03 PM

Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 15, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
....and death.

So... BLTs are the true manna?

edit: ...or ambrosia?

Darkmoon · April 15, 2010, 11:26:57 PM

BLTs are beginning without end. Life and death. They are the devourer of worlds.

llearch n'n'daCorna · April 16, 2010, 03:12:46 AM

Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 15, 2010, 03:00:09 PM
I once saw a BLT kill a man just to watch him die.

Was that in Reno?

bradypodidae · April 16, 2010, 08:37:11 AM

I heard it was the consumption of a BLT that got Adolf reject at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, twice!

Mao · April 16, 2010, 09:19:32 AM

That same BLT was also seen near the location of where he was supposedly assassinated. No one knows for sure, but it seems awful coincidental...

Darkmoon · April 16, 2010, 09:59:33 AM

When the armies of Xerxes were bearing down on Sparta, the Spartans were able to send 300 men... lead by one brave BLT.

bradypodidae · April 16, 2010, 05:31:48 PM

Gavrilo Princip was seen with a BLT shortly before 1:15 pm, on Sunday, 28 June 1914, in Sarajevo, the capital of the Austro-Hungarian province of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Darkmoon · April 16, 2010, 09:25:57 PM

Many believe that same BLT was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

bradypodidae · April 20, 2010, 11:11:04 AM

Marcus Junius Brutus was spotted with a BLT just before the Senate's meeting with Gaius Julius Caesar on the Ides of March, 44 BC.

Darkmoon · April 20, 2010, 04:33:33 PM

It is believed that when hominids first started to evolve into humans, it was because of a BLT. The BLT is believed to have come from space it self, landing perfectly in the sands and seaweed, melting the sand into a glass plate and turning the seaweed into the perfect garnish. The hominids praised it, like-unto an obelisk.

Mao · April 20, 2010, 04:42:51 PM

In the beginning.. there was BLT. And it was good.

bradypodidae · April 20, 2010, 06:46:58 PM

Actually, Abel had a BLT and wouldn't share with Cain...

Darkmoon · April 20, 2010, 08:56:34 PM

The Tower of Babel didn't fall. It was torn down. By the BLT.

bradypodidae · April 21, 2010, 08:20:49 AM

It wasn't an apple; it was a BLT.

Mao · April 21, 2010, 08:36:58 AM

...

Hey Darkmoon...

;>.>

Want a BLT?

Darkmoon · April 21, 2010, 01:57:25 PM

Actually, I could go for a Pork Po-Boy and a nice side of creole stew.

Mao · April 22, 2010, 03:49:03 PM

I just noticed something.. the abbreviation for this comic? It's BT. if an L finds it's way in there... I shudder to think of the consequences.

Darkmoon · April 22, 2010, 04:06:42 PM

Bunny Tales... hrmmm... Bunny's Legends and Tales?

bradypodidae · April 22, 2010, 04:08:27 PM

Bunny's Legendary Tales.

Mao · April 22, 2010, 04:08:49 PM

Knowing the BLT?

... Bunny's Lost Tales or... *gulp* Bunny's Last Tales.

Darkmoon · April 22, 2010, 04:11:23 PM

I actually thought of that last one... It would only work is Bunny were the devourer of worlds.

Not that I'm saying he isn't...