I am unable to think of a catchy title just to say.

[Syxal]

See title. I also can't think of what to say... Don't hurt me! I know... um... I took karate in the second grade...  Then I quit.  And I luff the smilys here! sooooo, HELLO! 

[Auragonian]

Hi! I'm Auragonian and I'm braindead right now so I'll do a better intro later! seeya!

[Damaris]

Welcome to the forum.   

Be sure to read the rules, and take note of the administration staff.  We don't mind you taking time to get up to speed, but our attention spans are short, and our patience is occasionally even shorter.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Obviously our attention spans are short, otherwise Damaris would have written a longer missive. ;-]

Welcome. Try not to emulate Auragonian too much, mmkay? ;-]

[Auragonian]

What do you mean by that you weird shapeshifting box thing?

[Lysander]

Heya. I took karate for a while but the dojo closed.

This one welcomes thee to this interesting place, and have a lucky day!   

[Darkmoon]

have a lucky day!   

And if you don't, you can sue him for false advertising.

[Syxal]

Wowies! So many replys in so little time!    

He either complimented you, as emulation is the scincerest form of flatery, or he meant that the custom title on my account reads Dain Bread Kitty, and you were saying you were brian dead.    

Nya~ Warm fussies are niiiice...  

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Welcome, new person, to this place of strangeness - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage provided. Make sure to keep your claim ticket.

Beware of the box. There is no specific reason for this, just on general principles.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here,  where the insanity fun never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Lysander]

have a lucky day!   

And if you don't, you can sue him for false advertising.

If I have to pay up can I still keep the cat?   

[Jer-oh-me]

Hiya!

Here's your official hello from your friendly neighborhood red squirrel! Enjoy the forums, and don't worry about the mods, they're all a good bunch! Just keep your nose clean as the saying goes.