I have come

[Faerie Alex]

Welcome. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here.

Really? Since when?

That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?

Eh, closer than my single arse gets to love so I'll have to say yes.

I have come

Eww.

Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Pervs... ok I was totally thinking that too.

Well, with a name starting with Bone...

And yeah, new person...welcome, from the resident random-hugging tybix.

[shadowterm]

Except that I don't drink coffee?

We must kill the un-caffeinated! Oh welcome *snerk* BoneMan ahhh, that's a classic. Anyway, everything's been said. Oh, avoid me, I kill braincells of my own and other people with prolonged exposure.

[Jairus]

Except that I don't drink coffee?

We must kill the un-caffeinated! Oh welcome *snerk* BoneMan ahhh, that's a classic. Anyway, everything's been said. Oh, avoid me, I kill braincells of my own and other people with prolonged exposure.

No, shadowterm, that's just the internet.

[shadowterm]

Hey, you're not letting me scare him  But seriously, about the worst thing you can do here is say something stupid. Not like, lol that was a funny mistake stupid but "My eyes bleed! Why won't the errors go away!" like the thread that other new guy started asking why a forum was linked to a web comic it was made for.

[VSMIT]

I don't drink coffee because I am of the opinion that it is too addictive.  I don't want to get to the point where I get headaches because of caffeine withdrawal from not having coffee.

I just drink soda.

[BoneMan]

also coffee testes nasty 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You mean like this,

Hey, nice pic. Pity about the guy in the middle, but hey...

[Darkmoon]

Well, with the right photo-manip, you could, theoretically, add something else in instead.