Hey guys! (and Gals)

[Solais]

I suppose it would be appropriate for me to go ahead and say that I'm new here. I have belonged to another gamer forum before but left because they never actually talked about games, unlike what I had found here. Then there is the added addition of the web comic, this seems to be a great site.

[Gabi]

Well, I''m glad you like it so far. I don't talk about videogames much myself, but... welcome!

I'd give you the customary warnings but you'll learn about them soon enough.

[RJ]

Welcome to the forum! I hope you have a nice time here...

Please accept this basket of welcome muffins from me to you!

*runs*

[Gabi]

Ok, first thing to beware of: RJ's muffins.

[RJ]

Aww, don't ruin the fun!

Dang, almost forgot: 

[Roureem Egas]

Heya and welcome to all the forums.

[Turnsky]

Ok, first thing to beware of: RJ's muffins.

i still have the stitches from the damn things!


and welcome, welcome, and yeah, beware the muffins.

[Stygian]

Welcome! I wonder if you've heard about the swedish-developed The Darkness game that is coming up. In case you haven't, check it up! I certainly am looking forward to it, in any case...

[Suwako]

Hi-Ya! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hiya, welcome to the forum!

Watch out for anyone who is telling you to watch out for things, they're probably up to something.

oh, and there's two or three or five comics, depending on how you register them - DMFA, the most popular one, but also CVRPG and DSWC, and then the two CVRPG spin-offs, sortof, Tales of the Fallen and Out of the Darkness.. although those are weekend ones, I guess.

Oh, yes, just one more thing - anyone who tells you I'm evil is lying. Darkmoon, now he's evil. Me, I'm just misunderstood.


[edited because llearch fails at using [url] tags. What a noob!]

[bill]

RJ's muffins are fine. I have no idea where their reputation comes from. Of course, I also enjoy root canals. And open-heart surgery. Without anaesthetic. At the same time.

[edited because Bill can't spell anaesthetic. What a noob! :-) ]

[Zedd]

Welcome to the forum...Please buy a DMFA related plush merchandice from my stand...Sadly dont ask for Janus or Fa'Lina related kind of plushes....I wont have any in stock till the next decade so if you sign this note you can wait that long I will call you when they are in...Thank you...Come again and enjoy the forums

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Cough* llearch, you forgot Abel's Story.

Anyway, I could swear I already posted in here, but I probably only thought I did because I had only just woken up.  Welcome, anyway.  llearch isn't evil, he's a little... eh.  Bill's also 'eh' but in a more annoying way.  RJ's very nice, but her muffins explode, so that's a definate minus.

And everyone else is just insane; but that's not to say the llearch, Bill and RJ aren't.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're correct, there, Haz, I totally and utterly forgot Abel's Story.

I'm not sure how I managed that. :-/

[bill]

You manage lots of dubious achievements. 

[TheGreyRonin]

 Welcome to the forums, Solais! Pull up a seat of your choice, grab a snack or drink, and bathe in the insanity!

(And I bestow upon thee.....First Karma!)

[Melpomene]

Welcome, welcome! Watch out for the couches, they have taffy, and for the not-me Mel, she lures you away from the emergency exit! Other than that, this place is relatively safe, so enjoy~

[Mel Dragonkitty]

<Places large palm tree in front of emergency exit. Smiles with best "who me, officer?" face on.> What emergency exit? <Places "To the emergency exit" sign pointing to the darkest scary shadows.> We don't have any trouble making new friends around here. None at all.

[Stygian]

*Two poison green-glowing eyes gaze out from the darkest scary shadows*

Noooo... none at all... *Stygian says in a musing tone*

[Gareeku]

*pokes the eyes with a stick* ooooh, squishy.

Hey there, welcome to the forums! *bows politely*

[Xuzaf D]

I suppose it would be appropriate for me to go ahead and say that I'm new here.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that it's appropriate to say hello in this case. I think we could have figured out your little new person secret by ourselves.

Hi, am the lesser forum asshole; nice to meet you sort of.

[Stygian]

*pokes the eyes with a stick* ooooh, squishy.

Hey there, welcome to the forums! *bows politely*

*Yelps and slides back into the shadows, crawling*

My eyes! My beautiful, creepy eyes!

*A clawed fist slips out from the shadows and shakes at Gareeku*

Curse you! Foiled again... We will remember this, Manoko!

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this refuge of complete and utter strangeness.

Leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage facility provided, and remember to hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back.

Be extremely cautious of anything you hear from a talking box; they like to monkey around.

Hmm, that sign for the emergency exit appears to be pointing the wrong way... *snaps fingers, and the sign turns to point in the correct direction* There, that's better...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Castle Pokemetroid]

I have belonged to another gamer forum before but left because they never actually talked about games, unlike what I had found here.

Solais, like the Claimh Solais from the games Castlevania Aria or Dawn of sorrow?

Anyway hi.

I don't post as often as I used to, but I still read everything about every two days. So, don't expect to see me much.

(I've also never answered a newbie thread in months maybe?)

[Gareeku]

*Yelps and slides back into the shadows, crawling*

My eyes! My beautiful, creepy eyes!

*A clawed fist slips out from the shadows and shakes at Gareeku*

Curse you! Foiled again... We will remember this, Manoko!

Bwahahaha...