corrupt a wish yet again

Started by e_voyager, May 14, 2010, 09:46:58 PM

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e_voyager

Well today i turn thirty and to commemorate that I've deiced to revive a game that i truly enjoyed playing. corrupt a wish.  as for how the game is played. fist play makes a wish. the player below them grants it but with a backfire surprise. then you make a wish as well example


I wish i could jumper better:

granted you are now a kangaroo

i wish i remembered  how to set up this game before this.

or

i wish i could see like superman

granted but since superman does not truly exist you are now blind!

i wish there were more players

and now to start the game off. have fun with this


I wish i was younger.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Chairtastic

Granted, you are now a zygote.

e_voyager

i'm sorry i forgot a part of the game description. i do apologize.

i wish we could to stop and begin again

I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Chairtastic

Granted, you are now a zygote.

I wish I could defy the natural order.

Ketchup-Crumbles

Granted, you are now at the very bottom of the food chain.
I wish I could be a better dancer.

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, you are now a leaf in the wind.

I wish that I had a million dollars!  >:3


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Proud member of the Dimanika Clan! >:3

Suwako

Granted, but the current course of dollar at the time the money reaches you has dropped below 0.000001 Euro and your country started using euro's.  :U

I wish for a fish.

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, you now have a shark that hasn't eaten for several days.....  >:3

I wish I had a dragon.  :3


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Proud member of the Dimanika Clan! >:3

Lysander

Granted. Enjoy a newly busted Russian car.

I wish for moldy cheese.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

VAE

good, the cheese has a slime mold on it
i wish for absolute power
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Chairtastic

Granted, you now have the power to do anything you wish, but only while Morgan Freeman takes his vacation.

I wish for the Curse of the Green Shoes. :3

Suwako

Granted, however the wish was not specific enough and green shoes grew out of your head.

I wish for a pie.

Chairtastic

Granted, but it is a demon pie, and thus tries to eat your facemeats.

I wish for a pike fish.

Arcblade

You gain ownership of a pike fish...  overseas, on someone's plate.  Enjoy your 15 minutes of ownership!

I wish I'd passed my exams already. 

VAE

Granted - you passed them by...
I wish Structural mechanics was less difficult
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Lysander

Granted, but still, you are unable to comprehend it.

I wish for the following  wish to be corrupted.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

Chairtastic

Granted, it is pristine and whole.

I wish for huge amounts of lye and sand.

e_voyager

granted but the sand is a lie.

i wish that i had all of the X4 upgrades for my forte avatar
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Failcakes

Granted, but the installation instructions are written in heiroglyphs.

I wish that my car didn't blow up.

VAE

granted - it imploded instead.

I wish things were cheaper
What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Suwako

Granted, however it is your currency that lost value.

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

"dot" "dot" "dot"  :erk

Well, you are granted this black hole, since you wished for nothing.  :P

I wish for an actual wumpa fruit bazooka>:3


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Proud member of the Dimanika Clan! >:3

Chairtastic

Granted, but is now an outmoded unit.

I wish for some silver glass. :U

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, but it's only silver plated..... :3

I wish for a pet raptor. :mouser


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Proud member of the Dimanika Clan! >:3

SquirrelWizard

Granted, but he's got an expensive drug habit, and has to keep in touch with his parole officer or else he gets sent back to jail/rehab again.

oh... wait.. you said raptor...

I wish people would be a little more friendlier to each other.
Update Status: Zombified



<Tezkat> Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.
<SquirrelWizard> I talk to myself all the time, and I'm the sanest guy I know.

<TotalBiscuit> Upgrades! Upgrades! Upgrades! Its wacky-waving-inflatable-arm waving... nuclear missile... well, suppose that works...

Mrs_A_ZeTavia

Granted, but they are all now a little too "friendly"......  >:3

I wish for an army of Mows.  :mowhappy


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Proud member of the Dimanika Clan! >:3

Chairtastic

Granted, but they consume your house due to their insatiable hunger.

I wish for demon donuts. 

Lysander

Granted, but the horns are kind of hard to chew.

I wish for a pointing device.   :januscat
TytajLucheek

VAE

you get an ampersand and an asterisk (bonus for who understands this)

I wish for a bag of holding

What i cannot create, i do not understand. - Richard P. Feynman
This is DMFA. Where major species don't understand clothing. So innuendo is overlooked for nuendo. .
Saphroneth



Chairtastic

Alright, here ya go.



It's a bag, and it can hold stuff.

I wish for some liquid evil.