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Title: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Hilary on October 13, 2006, 12:44:57 AM
Touch him and you die, Abel.  :P Just kidding... I can't wait to see what ensues.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kenji on October 13, 2006, 12:46:51 AM
Magic, obviously. And lots of girly screaming. It's, uh... practice. Yeah.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Teroniss on October 13, 2006, 12:47:43 AM
wow, i think out of all the characters so far, magic casting Abel has the coolest eyes.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Manawolf on October 13, 2006, 12:52:48 AM
What, he needs to go full polymorph?  I'll rate it as being comparable to a were's first time.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zorro on October 13, 2006, 12:56:00 AM
"Poly-morph Other" would be completely painless.  If it didn't reshape your bones and gonads that is.....   :kruger
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaoSynergy on October 13, 2006, 12:56:29 AM
$5 says Abel is bluffing, just to scare the bejeebus out of Dan.
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Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 12:56:58 AM
Dood, I love that third panel...

Oh Aaambeerrr, how do ya make teh glowy magic-y effects?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Hilary on October 13, 2006, 12:57:13 AM
Quote from: ChaoSynergy on October 13, 2006, 12:56:29 AM
$5 says Abel is bluffing, just to scare the bejeebus out of Dan.

Done. :D
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Roureem Egas on October 13, 2006, 12:58:39 AM
I want in on that bet.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Manawolf on October 13, 2006, 12:58:53 AM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 12:56:58 AM
Dood, I love that third panel...

Oh Aaambeerrr, how do ya make teh glowy magic-y effects?

Watch lots of Final Fantasy?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 12:59:59 AM
Quote from: Hilary on October 13, 2006, 12:57:13 AM
Quote from: ChaoSynergy on October 13, 2006, 12:56:29 AM
$5 says Abel is bluffing, just to scare the bejeebus out of Dan.

Done. :D

Put that bet money towards the donations! Speaking of which, I've seen several comic artists take that approach... and it works. Well.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 13, 2006, 01:09:16 AM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 12:56:58 AM
Dood, I love that third panel...

Oh Aaambeerrr, how do ya make teh glowy magic-y effects?
I'd say she uses Filter > Render > Clouds then feather's it a bit. :3
Quote from: ChaoSynergy on October 13, 2006, 12:56:29 AM
$5 says Abel is bluffing, just to scare the bejeebus out of Dan.
Secondededed.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 01:16:19 AM
Wily once said that  that Dan was not a monster unless there was a whinny girly class. for the looks of it Dan my just create on. my other post it more but it  crashed.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 13, 2006, 01:17:13 AM
While he COULD be scaring Dan into it, he's at least probably also hoping to bring some pain >.>
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 01:23:11 AM
able strike me more of a fear / curiosity lover as opposed to pain.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Rafe on October 13, 2006, 01:24:29 AM
I think the pain that Abel says that comes with the full magic option is real, and that it's because it's not a simple morph of Dan's body mass, it's an actual sex-change.

(And Dan thinks it was hard on his eyes seeing Abel rearranged?  Just imagine seeing yourself with new... accouterments)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Manawolf on October 13, 2006, 01:25:59 AM
But it's not the permanent kind, right?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 01:27:36 AM
i hate to be cruel but would that scare you Mana? it's not happening you you after all right? currently one am where i am but i slept last night so i'm well into this.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Manawolf on October 13, 2006, 01:29:50 AM
What was I going for?  Curse my lack of words at this late hour.
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Post by: Grenn on October 13, 2006, 01:49:09 AM
Seems to me like what's been said is correct. It would make sense that the full magic option is in fact... a complete sex change. And complete is the operative word there....  :mowdizzy

I guess it could be permanent, but then again, Abel could just do it again to get Dan back to normal. Er... Danielle... whatever.

One thing that is certain is that this is going to be:

a) funny
b) traumatic
c) painful
d) all of the above
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 01:53:35 AM
I would get in on the bet and say abel is bluffing, but I have no way of sending the money... and the universe hates me, so I would end up somehow losing more than $5... o_0 (http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3016/tigersmiley8rl.png)

...and now I must sneak off before I'm caught on the computer this late x3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Rafe on October 13, 2006, 01:57:22 AM
I don't know if I could handle it myself.  I'd probably end up spending all my time fondling my breasts.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 01:58:13 AM
Im sure we will smell bunt fur soon..That exculdes you fire elementels!
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Taross on October 13, 2006, 02:00:54 AM
Oki, it seems that the "Summon Doctor" spell involves lots of green visual effects...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: RJ on October 13, 2006, 02:34:45 AM
Well, I'm sure Dan can keep a certain part of his anatomy since it's a dress... but still, ouch.

Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: AmigaDragon on October 13, 2006, 02:40:14 AM
Oh, come on Dan, you've endured pain in the past (smashed by a big door comes to mind).
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: AmigaDragon on October 13, 2006, 02:40:14 AM
Oh, come on Dan, you've endured pain in the past (smashed by a big door comes to mind).

That's probably why the "In ways you have never imagined..." part scares him. It's like saying, "Take that, and multiply it, lots of times."
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 02:43:08 AM
Like Mana or me would say....Suck it up, take it like a new woman!
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Psaakyrn on October 13, 2006, 02:44:15 AM
Quote from: AmigaDragon on October 13, 2006, 02:40:14 AM
Oh, come on Dan, you've endured pain in the past (smashed by a big door comes to mind).

There is a difference between pain you've no warning about, and pain that's you know is about to happen in about 5 seconds..

Then again, just because it's unimaginable pain doesn't mean that it has to be extremely painful, it could simply be pain in places you never knew pain could exist in.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kasarn on October 13, 2006, 03:07:51 AM
Just because I felt like it...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/Kasarn/mess/loldan.gif)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 03:17:38 AM
Quote from: Kasarn on October 13, 2006, 03:07:51 AM
Just because I felt like it...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/Kasarn/mess/loldan.gif)

Bah hahahahahahahaha! Dressy time for Danny boy X3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Magic on October 13, 2006, 03:36:44 AM
Ah yes, magic. This is a more direct solution to a problem, and it will very much change Dan entirely into an Alexsi, no questions asked. Already I foresee awkward genderbending moments.

* The fox smirks.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Azlan on October 13, 2006, 03:46:10 AM
Could Dan cope with being full female... that I wonder.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 03:47:27 AM
Somehow, this is frightening me even more than the last comic... 'A'
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 13, 2006, 04:49:29 AM
I like this strip beyond belief for some reason...
especially that last panel.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: bill on October 13, 2006, 06:19:12 AM
I'm assuming this is reversable. Right?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 06:22:15 AM
Depends how much magic Abby used Bill
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Jack McSlay on October 13, 2006, 06:31:20 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 13, 2006, 06:19:12 AMI'm assuming this is reversable. Right?
assuming there's also female-to-male magic, I don't know why it woudn't
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 13, 2006, 06:35:36 AM
Because it's funnier?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Joshua on October 13, 2006, 06:39:27 AM
MEEP... That says it all. :3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Vidar on October 13, 2006, 06:40:11 AM
Let the pain and suffering begin...  :kruger

Serves him right for traumatising those Ice Ogres with his loin-cloth malfunction. </kharma>
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alondro on October 13, 2006, 09:04:29 AM
*Charline grins*  And Abel changes him into Alexsi... with PMS.   Suffer Dan!   >:3   You know, if he doesn't change all the way, he'll technically become a hermaphrodite!  *Dan's rating in furry fandom suddenly goes up 20 points*  And, if Abel makes a wee error in the magical calculations, certain parts of the resulting Danielle's anatomy could be HUGE!  *Dan's rating in furry fandome suddenly shoots through the roof... much like those certain parts of anatomy might if Abel goofs up*   What are you all giggling about?  I'm just talking about his feet.  *looks innocent*   O:)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ITOS on October 13, 2006, 09:30:12 AM
I can see why Abel's has the glowing and stuff but why the pointy wings? Does he really need to make it more scarier for Dan?

Oh, wait. It's Abel...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Keleth on October 13, 2006, 09:40:44 AM
That poor Sob is really gonna be regretting this.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Drake Manaweilder on October 13, 2006, 09:40:58 AM
Quote from: Alondro on October 13, 2006, 09:04:29 AM
*Charline's comment here*

well... there's an image I didn't need...  :erk

Heh, another cool magic Abel moment... Looks pretty sinister don't he? I just hope he dosn't mess up and tern into some sort of mis-transmutified... thing.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Raskahn on October 13, 2006, 09:56:52 AM
Anyone get that eery feeling things Will be screwed up and Dan will be forced to walk furrea as a girl longer than he imagined?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: skwerly on October 13, 2006, 10:26:38 AM
Actually, I get the feeling that Monday will be a scene change.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Arcalane on October 13, 2006, 10:34:21 AM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on October 13, 2006, 09:56:52 AM
Anyone get that eery feeling things Will be screwed up and Dan will be forced to walk furrea as a girl longer than he imagined?

That would be what the fans want. Which probably means it won't happen. :P
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 13, 2006, 10:38:44 AM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on October 13, 2006, 09:56:52 AM
Anyone get that eery feeling things Will be screwed up and Dan will be forced to walk furrea as a girl longer than he imagined?

If Abel does permanently girlify Dan, Fa'lina is going to crucify him (Abel) when Dan has to do his monthly SAIA class.

Besides which, Dan has to balance the pain of refusing to do Alexsi and Wildy's bidding against the pain of doing their bidding.  The way things are heading, Alexsi is going to owe Dan a big debt.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Bloodwish on October 13, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
*wonders if Amber is spying on his roleplay characters of late* o.o

That is seriously uncanny..

Poor Dan though, I wish I could tell you how much I feel sorry for him right now.... but I don't, so I can't...

muwhahahahahah :)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Psaakyrn on October 13, 2006, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Vidar on October 13, 2006, 06:40:11 AM
Let the pain and suffering begin...  :kruger

Serves him right for traumatising those Ice Ogres with his loin-cloth malfunction. </kharma>

I'm still curious whether it might be his clan symbol which did the traumatising though.. (especially if the clan symbol just happens to be on certain parts)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 13, 2006, 12:13:16 PM
Quote from: Psaakyrn on October 13, 2006, 12:11:11 PM
I'm still curious whether it might be his clan symbol which did the traumatising though.. (especially if the clan symbol just happens to be on certain parts)

Dan has no clan symbol.  He doesn't use magic enough for it to appear.  When it does, Amber says it will be on his left(?) shoulder.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 12:24:35 PM
Man I am so glad its him this time
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 12:36:02 PM
well there is always the "bottled blonde" option that no one else has suggested ... although that would be a little more difficult to pull off since rumors would then fly out about whether or not  Alexi is a natural blonde.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Manawolf on October 13, 2006, 12:38:02 PM
Too long, and bleaching would probably get the job done a little better.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 01:03:02 PM
hmm... will the magic affect his voice as well, or will he have to fake it? ;)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 13, 2006, 01:06:47 PM
Quote from: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 01:03:02 PM
hmm... will the magic affect his voice as well, or will he have to fake it? ;)

I would like to know this, and also whether the same holds for a 'cubi transform.
Mind you, the reporters have probably not heard Merlitz speak, although Alexsi would have phoned them at some point.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Grenn on October 13, 2006, 01:20:01 PM
That, and it would be wierd for him to have a deep voice (well... assumed deeper then Alexi's :p) and look like her.

If he couldn't fake it, it'd be some kind of wierd Venture Brothers "Dr. Girlfriend" thing :lol

But since  :mowdan already knows how to use high heels... I think he probably knows how to use a higher voice. After all, he said a few times that he's had to wear a dress on some adventures :p
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 01:32:21 PM
hmm, that is a good point, he should have experience with this kind of thing already >:3 xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 01:45:34 PM
Quote from: Grenn on October 13, 2006, 01:20:01 PM
But since  :mowdan already knows how to use high heels... I think he probably knows how to use a higher voice.

But then the question remains... does his voice actor?

James: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessweatdrop.gif)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tiger_T on October 13, 2006, 01:47:12 PM
I can see Dan go: "That's it? That's all? Hey, I know all those pains alread..eEAAOUGH"
...And then Abel starts with the second part. :laugh >:3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 13, 2006, 01:51:27 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 01:45:34 PM
Quote from: Grenn on October 13, 2006, 01:20:01 PM
But since  :mowdan already knows how to use high heels... I think he probably knows how to use a higher voice.

But then the question remains... does his voice actor?

The current plan is to get our Alexsi VA to do those lines, and I'll do Abel.  Failing that I can play around with vocoders and pitch-shifting.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 01:57:05 PM
Basicly Dan is a Alexi clone in a way...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 01:58:29 PM
Quote from: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 01:57:05 PM
Basicly Dan is a Alexi clone in a way...
ooh, does that mean he gets his own eject hammer too? :D xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alondro on October 13, 2006, 02:52:13 PM
Let's get Egoraptor for Danielle!  He did a great falsetto voice for Hotness on "Metal Gear Awesome"

Hotness: Hello Solid Snaaaaake!

Snake: Omg, Hotness I wanna bang you!

Hotness:  Ohhh!  I can't believe I'm being hit on by the legendary Solid Snake!

Snake:  Ok shut-up Hotness...

*has watched that short wayyyy too many times*  >.>
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 13, 2006, 01:47:12 PM
I can see Dan go: "That's it? That's all? Hey, I know all those pains alread..eEAAOUGH"
...And then Abel starts with the second part. :laugh >:3
yeah, I could see that happening too  >:3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 03:33:06 PM
As I said again...I can smell burnt fur ahoy
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Landon_Fox on October 13, 2006, 04:06:50 PM
1. Bleach hair.
2. Stuff his wings where he stuffed the stolen Buster Sword.
3. Tissue paper where the breasts would be.
4. Dig into Alexsi's make-up drawer.

Done.  No magic, no pain.

Less comedy, so it probably won't occur to anyone...  Until we find out what she keeps in that make-up drawer.  I'm thinking Alexsi is secretly a [something]-aficionado.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Lomgren on October 13, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
Quote from: Landon_Fox on October 13, 2006, 04:06:50 PM
1. Bleach hair.
2. Stuff his wings where he stuffed the stolen Buster Sword.
3. Tissue paper where the breasts would be.
4. Dig into Alexsi's make-up drawer.

Done.  No magic, no pain.

Less comedy, so it probably won't occur to anyone...  Until we find out what she keeps in that make-up drawer.  I'm thinking Alexsi is secretly a [something]-aficionado.

The problem is there's no time for that, and the wings are far too big for that to work well anyway.  It'd be obvious that something was different.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: James StarRunner on October 13, 2006, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 01:45:34 PM
Quote from: Grenn on October 13, 2006, 01:20:01 PM
But since  :mowdan already knows how to use high heels... I think he probably knows how to use a higher voice.

But then the question remains... does his voice actor?

James: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessweatdrop.gif)
Meep! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessurprised.gif)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 04:36:21 PM
Thats right...I dought he wants to streach his voice as high it gets
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaoSynergy on October 13, 2006, 05:07:50 PM
*in response to the thoughts of full-transgendered Dan*

<Dan> ...well, this isn't so (looks in pants)...
<Dan> NOOOOOOOOO!  THE BOYS!!!!!!!!  AAAAAAAAAGH!  *crazygonuts*

Wooo....all work and no play makes ChaoSynergy think weird stuff.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 05:20:15 PM
ok, when Abel says "Unimaginable pain" Does he mean "Rib crushing, thrown into the wall, then getting a beating in the nuts with a sledge hammer while your guts burn in the fires of hell" pain or more of a "Dan singing" kind of pain.

So that I'm more clear,  "unimaginable pain" would be painful for a very long time say several hours or weeks.... and the other would be "unimaginable torture" and  wear off eventually but the pain would forever linger in your memory and re occur in nightmares. (of course either pain would linger but in the later situation it isn't as horrible... I think.)

Edit:for grammar.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 13, 2006, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: James StarRunner on October 13, 2006, 04:26:26 PM
Meep! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessurprised.gif)

James, I gotta say... your avatar is just -so- appropriate for this conversation :-)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: James StarRunner on October 13, 2006, 06:02:01 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 13, 2006, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: James StarRunner on October 13, 2006, 04:26:26 PM
Meep! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessurprised.gif)

James, I gotta say... your avatar is just -so- appropriate for this conversation :-)
You know, I was just thinking that...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 06:09:37 PM
 :yeahthat hey, I was thinking that too... I just didn't say anything about it...  :mowwink  xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 06:20:57 PM
the conversations are more intriguing then the comic at this point. still i feel sorry for Dan but his stubbornness will see hit through
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 06:34:41 PM
Yeah, it will work out somehow... what makes the comic funnier though is that there are simpler and easier ways of solving the problem :D
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 06:34:41 PM
Yeah, it will work out somehow... what makes the comic funnier though is that there are simpler and easier ways of solving the problem :D

I almost get the feeling Amber put in the mention of Jyrras in response to the "Why not just use a patch?" xD But doing things in odd, inconvenient ways really is what makes it so funny.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: AmigaDragon on October 13, 2006, 07:01:30 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf
Quote from: Psaakyrn
I'm still curious whether it might be his clan symbol which did the traumatising though.. (especially if the clan symbol just happens to be on certain parts)

Dan has no clan symbol.  He doesn't use magic enough for it to appear.  When it does, Amber says it will be on his left(?) shoulder.
Right, what has been mistaken for a clan symbol  (by at least Abel and Fi) is a Tattoo Wildy had put there years ago, IIRC (in the same place as Abel's I think).
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 07:23:06 PM
not if i remember correctly it's lower. check the early archives to be sure
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 13, 2006, 07:25:19 PM
The W-S brand can only be seen when he's been de-pantsu'd!

*just read through the entire archives for the first time recently*
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 07:38:39 PM
i know were it is but for those what really don't want to reread the archives it's comic 63 (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_063.php)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 07:48:58 PM
gah! stupid computer... restarted itself as I was about to post... o_0

yes (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_550.php), the "W-S" is lower than Abel's clan mark...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 08:02:19 PM
It's so obvious now, Dan is the branded familiar of Pretty Princess San Wilder of the twinks.... oh god I've revealed wildy's secret identity. Please don't kill me...I taste like burnt marshmallows!

Jk
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 08:03:48 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 08:02:19 PM
It's so obvious now, Dan is the branded familiar of Pretty Princess San Wilder of the twinks.... oh god I've revealed wildy's secret identity. Please don't kill me...I taste like burnt marshmallows!

Jk
*just happens to like burnt marshmallows...* >:3 :mwaha
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alan Garou on October 13, 2006, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on October 13, 2006, 09:56:52 AM
Anyone get that eery feeling things Will be screwed up and Dan will be forced to walk furrea as a girl longer than he imagined?
I'm not getting that feeling; I'm praying for it. Here's my scenario:
After Dan gets changed into Alexsi and somehow manages to get through the interview, Abel casts a spell to try and change Dan back. Something goes wrong, however, and Dan ends up being stuck in as an actually female version like his one here: http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_085.php for some defined length of time. When and if this happens, I will be the happiest fanboi I've ever been.  :evar
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 08:20:22 PM
yep, that sounds just ironic enough to be possible... xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 08:59:38 PM
Y'know, if you want something to happen in the comic, wouldn't speculating about it in the most specific way possible be the absolute worst thing to do?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 09:08:08 PM
..... :banghead
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 09:11:54 PM
 
Quote from: Alan Garou on October 13, 2006, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on October 13, 2006, 09:56:52 AM
Anyone get that eery feeling things Will be screwed up and Dan will be forced to walk furrea as a girl longer than he imagined?
I'm not getting that feeling; I'm praying for it. Here's my scenario:
After Dan gets changed into Alexsi and somehow manages to get through the interview, Abel casts a spell to try and change Dan back. Something goes wrong, however, and Dan ends up being stuck in as an actually female version like his one here: http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_085.php for some defined length of time. When and if this happens, I will be the happiest fanboi I've ever been.  :evar

aww but whats about hare an the others that like him male?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 09:08:08 PM
..... :banghead

Hey man, don't take it out on the wall. The PETW will get on your case.  :P
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 09:50:43 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 09:08:08 PM
..... :banghead

Hey man, don't take it out on the wall. The PETW will get on your case.  :P
*rubbs his head* trust me, that hurt me more than the wall... @_@
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 09:52:19 PM
S'all right. Maybe Amber will take pity on you and let you take refuge in Canadia - either that or actually take your suggestion for the comic...

Both situations are purely hypothetical, though.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 09:57:21 PM
Quote from: Supercheese on October 13, 2006, 09:52:19 PM
S'all right. Maybe Amber will take pity on you and let you take refuge in Canadia - either that or actually take your suggestion for the comic...

Both situations are purely hypothetical, though.

and i see much money being spent and many therapy session in the future
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 10:02:23 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on October 13, 2006, 09:57:21 PMand i see much money being spent and many therapy session in the future
but... I can't afford therapy, I'm saving up for a new computer!  D:
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 13, 2006, 10:04:28 PM
Oh man, I may have to reinstate my quote of the day! xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: bill on October 13, 2006, 10:04:59 PM
So, which yap gets the shaft?  xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 13, 2006, 10:09:31 PM
None, they were gifts. :P
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: bill on October 13, 2006, 10:10:21 PM
Oh noes, the trippysig.  D:
Oh well, sacrifice in the name of progress is all good by me.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 10:20:21 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 13, 2006, 10:04:28 PM
Oh man, I may have to reinstate my quote of the day! xD
o_0 what? it's true...  :/life  xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 13, 2006, 10:21:08 PM
Seems what is worse than most here..I am sure Dan might have to learn walk proper again
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 13, 2006, 10:46:25 PM
But as of right now I could see the pain Abel is talking about. The transformation magic worked Dan is turned to Alexsi with one little problem he still has his loins bwhahahahahahaha :laugh and worse off he will stay like for a while get into those situations *laugh riot*..........................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 10:58:26 PM
I  think Biggs is going to piss Alexi off by calling her Danielle...

(i.e. My aunt always calls me by my Older brother's name, even after I told her my name a dozen times :rolleyes,  and she completely ignores the fact that I'm a seperate person  :tired. Thankfully I only had to put up with it on holidays, and I never have to see her again.)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 13, 2006, 11:20:33 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 13, 2006, 10:58:26 PM
I  think Biggs is going to piss Alexi off by calling her Danielle...

(i.e. My aunt always calls me by my Older brother's name, even after I told her my name a dozen times :rolleyes,  and she completely ignores the fact that I'm a seperate person  :tired. Thankfully I only had to put up with it on holidays, and I never have to see her again.)
ooh, I could see that happening too... the others show up, "Alexi! we're here to save... you...", and Alexi is standing over Biggs with a foot on his back  >:3 xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 01:19:39 AM
i can see her saying "And if you ever call me that again i'll (censored for extreme violence) understand." and Wildly saying. "heh heh  atta girl Lexie not lets get back to the Inn before Dan blows the interview"
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: King Of Hearts on October 14, 2006, 01:23:54 AM
...and STILL Im convinced that is a better course of action than having to wear a corset.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 01:36:19 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who
Think how bad things could possibly be, and add another suitcase full of bad.

I just had to add that, it's so appropriate...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 01:49:30 AM
i don't remember Reading that in the books. then again i never watched the series.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 14, 2006, 01:52:41 AM
And my near final though on this with a verse I made up with a few mods to the orignal...."Teeth,throat,gums...Thunder tits here we come!"  xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Grenn on October 14, 2006, 02:24:29 AM
I think Dan may get stuck this way for a while, and one night Pyro may mistake him for Lexi. That's how he finds out about them, me thinks :)

Much humor would come from that :D  :mowhappy
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ITOS on October 14, 2006, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grenn on October 14, 2006, 02:24:29 AM
I think Dan may get stuck this way for a while, and one night Pyro may mistake him for Lexi. That's how he finds out about them, me thinks :)

Lets all hope Dan doesn't get pregnant while in female form.

...

Or hope that he does, depending on how evil you are...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 14, 2006, 06:23:47 AM
Why are people trying to guess what kind of pain dan will be in? It's UNIMAGINABLE, meaning, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT. It's beyond our capacity of understanding! D: *cowers*
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: LionHeart on October 14, 2006, 07:03:11 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 14, 2006, 06:23:47 AM
Why are people trying to guess what kind of pain dan will be in? It's UNIMAGINABLE, meaning, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT.

No, Abel just said that Dan couldn't imagine it. He didn't say anything about us imagining it...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 12:56:03 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on October 14, 2006, 07:03:11 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 14, 2006, 06:23:47 AM
Why are people trying to guess what kind of pain dan will be in? It's UNIMAGINABLE, meaning, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT.

No, Abel just said that Dan couldn't imagine it. He didn't say anything about us imagining it...

This is true. And my quote still applies either way  :P
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Madd the Sane on October 14, 2006, 12:56:35 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on October 14, 2006, 07:03:11 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 14, 2006, 06:23:47 AM
Why are people trying to guess what kind of pain dan will be in? It's UNIMAGINABLE, meaning, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT.
No, Abel just said that Dan couldn't imagine it. He didn't say anything about us imagining it...
True.  Dan's imagination is limited to scantily-clad Amazons.  Anything else is beyond his imagination.
:mowmeep
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 14, 2006, 12:58:14 PM
Who knows this spell wont stop groping himself
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Caswin on October 14, 2006, 02:02:10 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on October 13, 2006, 03:07:51 AM
Just because I felt like it...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/Kasarn/mess/loldan.gif)
Kasarn, a winner is you.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alan Garou on October 14, 2006, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: ITOS on October 14, 2006, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grenn on October 14, 2006, 02:24:29 AM
I think Dan may get stuck this way for a while, and one night Pyro may mistake him for Lexi. That's how he finds out about them, me thinks :)

Lets all hope Dan doesn't get pregnant while in female form.

...

Or hope that he does, depending on how evil you are...
Oh, I'm hoping, that's for sure. But, of course, that happening would require - (Gets speared through the skull by Pai-Gon's wand)  :knifed And here I thought she couldn't show gore. Anyway, it'll probably never happen, but that's what disturbing fanfictions are for, folks.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Grenn on October 14, 2006, 03:03:40 PM
Quote from: Caswin on October 14, 2006, 02:02:10 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on October 13, 2006, 03:07:51 AM
Just because I felt like it...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/Kasarn/mess/loldan.gif)
Kasarn, a winner is you.

heh heh, yeah. Should shrink it a little and make it a forum smilie  :mowdan
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 03:20:54 PM
*ponders* What would happen if the real Dan Ti'Fiona, that the character is based off of, came here and saw this topic... Now that's "scarred for life."
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alan Garou on October 14, 2006, 04:32:52 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 03:20:54 PM
*ponders* What would happen if the real Dan Ti'Fiona, that the character is based off of, came here and saw this topic... Now that's "scarred for life."
Yes, he would be if he found out. But I believe Amber's said that her contact with the original Dan has ceased for quite a while.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ChaosTiger on October 14, 2006, 05:35:38 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on October 14, 2006, 04:32:52 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 03:20:54 PM
*ponders* What would happen if the real Dan Ti'Fiona, that the character is based off of, came here and saw this topic... Now that's "scarred for life."
Yes, he would be if he found out. But I believe Amber's said that her contact with the original Dan has ceased for quite a while.
which means he probably hasn't seen the comic in quite a while... all the more reason he would be scarred for life...  >:3 xD
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Amber Williams on October 14, 2006, 06:06:52 PM
The last time I talked with Dan's original player, he said he had stopped reading DMFA a couple years ago.    As such, I'm willing to assume that he doesnt have a whole lot of emotional interest in the goings on of his former character nor the speculation given over it.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 06:40:57 PM
Yikes, I wonder why that is. How odd...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Rafe on October 14, 2006, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Amber Panyko on October 14, 2006, 06:06:52 PM
The last time I talked with Dan's original player, he said he had stopped reading DMFA a couple years ago.    As such, I'm willing to assume that he doesnt have a whole lot of emotional interest in the goings on of his former character nor the speculation given over it.

Then again, you have some like me, whose characters haven't appeared in DMFA for two years, who still do have emotional interest.  What kind of a deal is that?

Maybe if Rafe appeared more often I would lose respect for you.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: luiqui on October 14, 2006, 07:26:35 PM
My favourite comics:

El Goonish Shive
Misfile
Abstract Gender
The Wotch

So yeah, I'm happy.

...

I mean, DMFA too. Obviously.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 07:56:49 PM
i have a lot of attachment even to my character that i hate. it's weired as they are me. does this mean that i hate myself?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 14, 2006, 08:27:51 PM
Quote from: Rafe on October 14, 2006, 06:51:48 PM
Maybe if Rafe appeared more often I would lose respect for you.

... is that a promise? :-)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 08:40:11 PM
buh? what is going on here?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kaerou on October 14, 2006, 08:49:32 PM
Eeee, i cant wait to see what Dan acts like as a girl. i'm assuming he's going to look like Alexi though.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Azlan on October 14, 2006, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Kaerou on October 14, 2006, 08:49:32 PM
Eeee, i cant wait to see what Dan acts like as a girl. i'm assuming he's going to look like Alexi though.

As do I... which is beginning to worry me. 
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 09:00:25 PM
Don't worry i doubt Neni will be Jealous as you are well behaved and well trained so even if Dan when crazy and hit on you would would not be at fault.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: TWINK on October 14, 2006, 09:01:09 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on October 14, 2006, 08:40:11 PM
buh? what is going on here?
Seconded.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 14, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
Like I said Dan is gonna be a near double or clone of Alexi..Do I have to spell it out to you people...Sure mainly appearince but he will need to work on the personality really well
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 14, 2006, 09:26:46 PM
Quote from: Azlan on October 14, 2006, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Kaerou on October 14, 2006, 08:49:32 PM
Eeee, i cant wait to see what Dan acts like as a girl. i'm assuming he's going to look like Alexi though.

As do I... which is beginning to worry me. 

And thus Azlan joins the ranks of the thoroughly confused and frightened...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Nikki on October 14, 2006, 09:44:03 PM
i'm excited ^^

Maybe ther'll be wierd noises and Jyrras will pass by the closed door and think something else. |3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 14, 2006, 10:17:10 PM
j00 ish nawty. :sweatdrop
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 14, 2006, 10:17:28 PM
But think of this when Dan has changed to a woman what if by something he has the DREADED PERIOD*da da dumm* OH yess a totally laugh riot Dan getting the Curse..............
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Alan Garou on October 14, 2006, 10:34:23 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 14, 2006, 10:17:28 PM
But think of this when Dan has changed to a woman what if by something he has the DREADED PERIOD*da da dumm* OH yess a totally laugh riot Dan getting the Curse..............
Only if he gets stuck as a woman for about a month... which I sincerely hope happens, and a large part of this board's membership apparently does too.   :twisted 
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on October 14, 2006, 11:53:19 PM
You're failing to aknowledge another option, which would actually make Daniel an aquatransexual... Ranma is funny in that way.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 14, 2006, 11:55:44 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 14, 2006, 11:53:19 PM
You're failing to aknowledge another option, which would actually make Daniel an aquatransexual... Ranma is funny in that way.

I can find the collection of my graffic novels of that..Hope I didnt loose em or my mom would kill me  :U
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 14, 2006, 11:56:13 PM
But you have to admit it it will be funny as hell to see Dan says *where's my pads I need chocolate I'm so bloated groan*  :laugh :laugh
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 15, 2006, 12:01:01 AM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on October 14, 2006, 11:53:19 PM
You're failing to aknowledge another option, which would actually make Daniel an aquatransexual... Ranma is funny in that way.

I can't belive you went there. indeed i remember that seires and and he had so many times to try to becom human again but failed that it was funny. and Alixe reminds mof of akana thoug espill with the hammer.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 15, 2006, 04:23:13 AM
I leave it up to Amber what ever plot device she has in mind she will use it to her discrection. Anywho in my opinion seeing Dan as a sexy babe will be a laugh riot..................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: TWINK on October 15, 2006, 11:15:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: luiqui on October 15, 2006, 01:09:41 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 14, 2006, 10:17:28 PM
But think of this when Dan has changed to a woman what if by something he has the DREADED PERIOD*da da dumm* OH yess a totally laugh riot Dan getting the Curse..............

Yeah. That'd be hilarious.

Edit: Sorry, I really should put more effort into posts than off-the-top-of-the-head sarcasm.

I mean, as much as I know I'm going to enjoy this next arc, I'm almost certain it won't go that path. I just can't think of a way to make it funny. I mean, not that I'm saying it can't be done.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: thetire on October 15, 2006, 01:46:15 PM
<OffTopic>*Zander runs from unknown terrors through a dark corridor, finally reaching a door. He opens it, to find, the DMFA forums*

Europe is CRAZY!  *boogy dance time*
:funkluigi1
</OffTopic>

let's see... I guess that the magic wouldn't effect Dan's brain. If it did, there would probably be a scene where Alexi and Dan duke it out to see who is the real Alexi...  >:3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Amber Williams on October 15, 2006, 01:50:07 PM
As a female, let me say that I have no intentions of ever having a period joke in DMFA.

Ever.

That said, I think a few people are overestimating Abel's magical ability.  Even if there are magical methods of physically altering ones gender on such a level that they gain the others reproductive traits, it is definately not a spell that a novice like Abel could pull off...much less in less than a few minutes.  And as I said before, it's a serious business and not something taken lightly.  Altering ones body-mass to give the appearance of jubblies is one thing, actually going female is a whole different league.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
Thank god that's over with :sweatdrop

So after 300-some years, Abel is still a novice?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 15, 2006, 03:20:46 PM
strong magic takes a very long time to master.  i myself can not build / terraform a planted in a week dispute  my characters many millenia of experience. still he discovered form a mortal named Yoh that to live a happy comfortable life was a worthy goal.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Blast on October 15, 2006, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
Thank god that's over with :sweatdrop

So after 300-some years, Abel is still a novice?

Quote from: DMFA Demonology 101Average life span: 3000+ years

I'd say so, yeah. ;p
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Jack McSlay on October 15, 2006, 06:07:56 PM
one thing I remembered... good thing pyro is there... the last thing dan would want would be pyro mistaking him for alexsi and hitting on him
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 15, 2006, 06:29:15 PM
Well of course he's a novice. He keeps spreading his class choices out into those little extra things.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 15, 2006, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: Amber Panyko on October 15, 2006, 01:50:07 PM
That said, I think a few people are overestimating Abel's magical ability.  Even if there are magical methods of physically altering ones gender on such a level that they gain the others reproductive traits, it is definately not a spell that a novice like Abel could pull off...much less in less than a few minutes. 

... does anyone else foresee this as saying that Abel is going to mess it up. Badly?

This is -so- foreboding. And it's going to go -so- wrong....


I can hardly wait. :-)+)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 15, 2006, 07:03:54 PM
So much pain..So little time
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 15, 2006, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Blast on October 15, 2006, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
So after 300-some years, Abel is still a novice?
Quote from: DMFA Demonology 101Average life span: 3000+ years
I'd say so, yeah. ;p

His profile does say that he's one of the top students at SAIA, though...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kenji on October 15, 2006, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 15, 2006, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Blast on October 15, 2006, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
So after 300-some years, Abel is still a novice?
Quote from: DMFA Demonology 101Average life span: 3000+ years
I'd say so, yeah. ;p

His profile does say that he's one of the top students at SAIA, though...

Maybe that's just saying something about the rest of the students? >.>
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 15, 2006, 07:07:40 PM
Quote from: FireKatKid on October 15, 2006, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 15, 2006, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Blast on October 15, 2006, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
So after 300-some years, Abel is still a novice?
Quote from: DMFA Demonology 101Average life span: 3000+ years
I'd say so, yeah. ;p

His profile does say that he's one of the top students at SAIA, though...

Maybe that's just saying something about the rest of the students? >.>

KK proves a real point...Most students might overank him in some ways
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kenji on October 15, 2006, 07:09:27 PM
That's not what I said at all..  :batman
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 15, 2006, 07:13:33 PM
I assume what you meant is that the rest of the students might just be idiots. Hey, just like Cleveland public schools!
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 15, 2006, 07:17:09 PM
The other option is he's just covered all the ... odd classes, so he's done all the grass growing and paint drying classes, but hasn't done the "core" magic classes, etc.... So, technically, he's done more grades/points/courses/whatever they call them, and passed, than anyone else there.... but still hasn't got the same level of core competency that most of the other students have.

Reckon that might explain it? Although it's a fair bit different from his days in the Sunshine Gryphons, I'll admit...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 15, 2006, 07:58:21 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 15, 2006, 07:17:09 PM
The other option is he's just covered all the ... odd classes, so he's done all the grass growing and paint drying classes, but hasn't done the "core" magic classes, etc.... So, technically, he's done more grades/points/courses/whatever they call them, and passed, than anyone else there.... but still hasn't got the same level of core competency that most of the other students have.

Reckon that might explain it? Although it's a fair bit different from his days in the Sunshine Gryphons, I'll admit...

It's one possibility, yes, although it says he's "extremely talented and intelligent", not "a good park attendant"  >:3
Let's see - he did that freakish transformation of his, hid himself in a mirror, scryed a book and done the sword trick without batting an eyelid.  He's also done two rounds of mental shield on Jyrras without cooking his brain (he had problems at first, maybe out of practice?).  I'd say he has a pretty firm grasp of magic.

As for whether he can pull this one off, we'll hopefully find out in a few hours.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Blast on October 15, 2006, 08:35:03 PM
I don't do magic stuff (I prefer throwing tanks and guns at people, not fireballs), but those might be lower-level stuff.

Like those "light orb" spells that most RPGs with light conditions have.

The only thing that he did that was hard was that transformation of his own, but he said that took a long, long time of practice to hold down. He might still be having trouble with it, while others do it effortlessly (somebody want to hunt through the archives for examples?).
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager.  I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 16, 2006, 01:16:53 PM
anything worth doing takes time to learn and even more to master.  as old as i am still have much to learn and a lot of things that i have learned i need to master. i'm sure Abel is the same way as he has not shown any medical skill yet.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 16, 2006, 06:25:42 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager.  I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.

He's 399 - Aary is only 29 years older.  We don't know how old Destania is, but I'm thinking at least 1000.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 16, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager. I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.
To be a teenager, he has to actually be in his teens, which he beat almost 300 years earlier >.>

I tend to think of SAIA as college with extra innings. They don't seem to have any fees though... >.>
You'd probably be out a million if you went there for the full length of time anyway.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Kenji on October 16, 2006, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 16, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager. I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.
To be a teenager, he has to actually be in his teens, which he beat almost 300 years earlier >.>

I tend to think of SAIA as college with extra innings. They don't seem to have any fees though... >.>
You'd probably be out a million if you went there for the full length of time anyway.

Only a million? 8 years alone can exceed $100,000.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 16, 2006, 07:24:14 PM
FKK has a point. collages is expensive i know as i have been attending one and owe a lot myself
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 16, 2006, 07:25:01 PM
Quote from: FireKatKid on October 16, 2006, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 16, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager. I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.
To be a teenager, he has to actually be in his teens, which he beat almost 300 years earlier >.>

I tend to think of SAIA as college with extra innings. They don't seem to have any fees though... >.>
You'd probably be out a million if you went there for the full length of time anyway.

Only a million? 8 years alone can exceed $100,000.
Sure, here on earth... Gotta be lenient for those unknowns :3
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 16, 2006, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 16, 2006, 07:25:01 PM
Quote from: FireKatKid on October 16, 2006, 06:32:58 PM
Only a million? 8 years alone can exceed $100,000.
Sure, here on earth... Gotta be lenient for those unknowns :3

The disintegration of the higher education system is actually quite recent.  Up until about '92 they used to pay you to go to University.  Tuition fees were introduced here around '97.  Before then, the whole shebang was government-funded, since well-educated people tend to earn more and thus pay higher taxes.

Since Furrae does not appear to be a capitalist dystopia, it is quite reasonable to assume that the students do not have to pay - doubly so when they are press-ganged into it as Dan was.  That said, I would still be curious to know how SAIA is funded.  Vending machines don't come free, you know..
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: DigitalMan on October 16, 2006, 07:59:28 PM
But of course that brings up the question; aside from adventuring, how do any of these characters make any money to begin with?

K2: Are you sure that's a topic you want them to speculate on?
DM: ... Aww, crap...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 16, 2006, 08:11:40 PM
Soo much money..So little time... :yasrsly
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Mel Dragonkitty on October 16, 2006, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 15, 2006, 06:29:15 PM
Well of course he's a novice. He keeps spreading his class choices out into those little extra things.

Was his magic training at SAIA or earlier? We know Abel went to college as he mentioned it when he was discussing his cubi mark/tattoo with his mother. Around here to get a librarian job you need a bachelor's to get an entry level librarian job and a master's to get promoted. He could have minored in magic during those years, or the classes might be mandatory like language or math if you're going to a demon college.

Argh... I just gave myself the image of demonic magic dodgeball! (whimper... dodgeball flashback)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: familyghost on October 17, 2006, 01:14:17 AM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 16, 2006, 07:59:28 PM
But of course that brings up the question; aside from adventuring, how do any of these characters make any money to begin with?

K2: Are you sure that's a topic you want them to speculate on?
DM: ... Aww, crap...

...

*pulls out his newspaper*

Bad DM, bad!

*whaps DM ala Family Guy*
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 17, 2006, 01:54:03 AM
Poor DM will never learns  :kruger
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 17, 2006, 01:55:50 AM
Quote from: Mel Dragonkitty on October 16, 2006, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 15, 2006, 06:29:15 PM
Well of course he's a novice. He keeps spreading his class choices out into those little extra things.

Was his magic training at SAIA or earlier? We know Abel went to college as he mentioned it when he was discussing his cubi mark/tattoo with his mother. Around here to get a librarian job you need a bachelor's to get an entry level librarian job and a master's to get promoted. He could have minored in magic during those years, or the classes might be mandatory like language or math if you're going to a demon college.

Argh... I just gave myself the image of demonic magic dodgeball! (whimper... dodgeball flashback)
I'm pretty sure this is cubi magic we're talking about here, so magic training before saia wouldn't actually count. If you're 300 years old and still a novice, chances are it wasn't regular school that taught you everything.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 17, 2006, 07:38:53 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 16, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on October 16, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Hmmmmm Abel a Novice in the magic field and he is 300 years old a teenager. I think this is something very serious what if Dan stays as Alexsi for a while man the mistaken identity the fights and non stop laughs I love it.
To be a teenager, he has to actually be in his teens, which he beat almost 300 years earlier >.>

I tend to think of SAIA as college with extra innings. They don't seem to have any fees though... >.>
You'd probably be out a million if you went there for the full length of time anyway.

Thanks sorry for the misinformation my bad. Anywho Abel is 399 years old and the extent of his powerful magic is turning Dan to Daniella hmmmmmmmmmmmmm something up here I find it very strange how Abel is doing those classes like tennis and etc and have this kind of powerful spell in his repotire. I dosen't make sense and I suspect Abel is up to something in a very evil way..............................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 17, 2006, 08:25:48 AM
Well... Abel isn't evil.

Oh, and he also doesn't want to be slaughtered for screwing something up.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 17, 2006, 08:33:04 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 17, 2006, 08:25:48 AM
Well... Abel isn't evil.

Oh, and he also doesn't want to be slaughtered for screwing something up.

Indeed.  If he messes up the initial transformation (some flaw which isn't obvious yet, or the 'mirror' spell Llearch alluded to), Alexsi and Wildy and possibly Pyro will beat the hell out of him for ruining the plan.

If he can't get Dan back afterwards, Fa'lina is going to beat the hell out of him when Dan has his monthly visit to SAIA.

And he seems to owe Dan big, so deliberately ruining his life seems unlikely.

I wonder what Pip will make of Danielle, given that he seems to be jealous of rival males for Mab?
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ITOS on October 17, 2006, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 17, 2006, 08:33:04 AM
I wonder what Pip will make of Danielle, given that he seems to be jealous of rival males for Mab?

If it's just the appearance that has changed, Danielle with probably still smell like Dan and thus just confuse Pip for a moment. :P

The question I'm thinking about is if Dan still smells like a man. There might be a risk that it can blow his cover. :paranoid
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 17, 2006, 01:48:49 PM
We will see the end results in this comedy filled strip of DMFA. But in any case I sense this will go on a little bit longer who knows what wildy adventure will happen to poor Dan....................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 17, 2006, 07:17:50 PM
and i thought i was the person that over annualized everything. Dan's first mistake is like going to be in the introduction when he calls himself Dan then changes his name right quick or something like that.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Mel Dragonkitty on October 17, 2006, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 17, 2006, 01:55:50 AM
I'm pretty sure this is cubi magic we're talking about here, so magic training before saia wouldn't actually count. If you're 300 years old and still a novice, chances are it wasn't regular school that taught you everything.

Would transformation magic be cubi magic? Would a race that can shapeshift naturally take the time to develop a powerful shapechanging spell? Seems kind of like fish going to swimming school. Particularly if this is the painful alternative to painless natural ability. To me this reads like something he would have learned at demon college before his breakthrough. I can think of reasons why a cubi would want to learn this but it doesn't seem like it would be a cubi who invented it.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Aridas on October 17, 2006, 09:59:55 PM
But don't all these "skills" involve magic in the first place? There wouldn't be any need for them to be magical creatures if all their skills could be attributed to natural evolution.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: JTigerclaw on October 18, 2006, 05:30:14 AM
There are many possible things that can go wrong with this scenario... and the fun part is trying to figure out which one it will be. ^^

It would be just his luck if one of the ones coming to see the place were an Amazon woman, hehe. ;)
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Tapewolf on October 18, 2006, 05:47:00 AM
Quote from: Mel Dragonkitty on October 17, 2006, 09:57:44 PM
Would transformation magic be cubi magic? Would a race that can shapeshift naturally take the time to develop a powerful shapechanging spell? Seems kind of like fish going to swimming school. Particularly if this is the painful alternative to painless natural ability. To me this reads like something he would have learned at demon college before his breakthrough. I can think of reasons why a cubi would want to learn this but it doesn't seem like it would be a cubi who invented it.

He's learned to transform others.  It may work on inanimate objects too, so I'd think it's a worthwhile thing for a 'cubi to study, even if they don't need to use it on themselves.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 18, 2006, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 18, 2006, 05:47:00 AM
Quote from: Mel Dragonkitty on October 17, 2006, 09:57:44 PM
Would transformation magic be cubi magic? Would a race that can shapeshift naturally take the time to develop a powerful shapechanging spell? Seems kind of like fish going to swimming school. Particularly if this is the painful alternative to painless natural ability. To me this reads like something he would have learned at demon college before his breakthrough. I can think of reasons why a cubi would want to learn this but it doesn't seem like it would be a cubi who invented it.

He's learned to transform others.  It may work on inanimate objects too, so I'd think it's a worthwhile thing for a 'cubi to study, even if they don't need to use it on themselves.

:yeahthat

But TW was this type of magic spell sort of a skill that can be used at a latter time in case if a Cubi lost the ability to shapeshift  sort of an emergency spell to prevent of getting caught by someone. I think the college taught to all Cubi's as a mandatory spell to be learned before leaving the college and going to the outside world. I don't know when I saw Abel the very first time using that Powerful spell it made me suspicious of him.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 18, 2006, 07:34:31 AM
"Hide myself as a tree" works well only if there's a lot of trees to hide in.

Transforming small rocks to trees so you can hide behind them is probably useful.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Zedd on October 18, 2006, 08:14:19 AM
Or hide self in Llearch....Those dirty rats will never find me in him  :veryevil
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 18, 2006, 11:59:36 AM
I know but I know TW has the answer on this one. When Abel is capable to handle those strong spells I see Abel in a different light of his character..................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Stygian on October 18, 2006, 02:52:18 PM
I am looking forward to seeing the effects this will have once Wildy and company actually retreive Alexsi. It is an ideal set-up for mistakes, sarcasm and general stupidity. Alexsi going on a hammer spree, Mab losing track of who is who, Wildy taking cheap shots, Biggs fondling up Dan...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 18, 2006, 03:17:11 PM
The down side is, by then Amber will have been worn out, what with a massive long arc, etc etc.

.. so, we may end up missing out. More's the pity, because that lot sounds like fun...
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Stygian on October 18, 2006, 03:32:07 PM
You seem to misread me. Not only has Amber made the promise to write extra strips as a response to donations, but setting up a story arc like that would probably also be in her interest. A lot better getting some well-thought out drama and humor in than hasting to finish the arc and starting up with the next one. At least I for one am willing to wait it out, if it turns out good.

But then again, I would like to see some character development for Mab as well, since she has basically done nothing but been around as of yet. That, and blown her home up.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 19, 2006, 07:50:04 AM
True maybe that's the next arc coming soon to DMFA who knows what's in the mind of the ALL POWERFULL AMBER *in loud booming voice*. Till then we will wait and see what develops.................
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: Stygian on October 19, 2006, 03:41:04 PM
*for a reply in a proper fashion*

I am okay with nearly all developments to this that I can see, so long as they are MIND BENDINGLY  EVIL AND DISTURBED!

Seriously though. Powerful is spelled with only one l. <---- grammar nazi
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: e_voyager on October 19, 2006, 10:37:40 PM
i still think the interview will be over and Alexi and and are going to come face to face with much mayhem to follow.
Title: Re: 10/13/06 - No! Not Dan... *sob*
Post by: ShiningShadow on October 24, 2006, 10:22:31 PM
More Mayhem and destruction to shake a stick at I love it. But we will have to wait for the comedy to start rolling along at DMFA.