The ban game, v12

[Jairus]

Well, I was listening to Spamalot and was about to go into "Once in every show", but we can stay with the Holy Grail.

VSMIT is banned because bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because,

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his penis...
   Well that's enough music for now, lads...

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because knights, prepare to... run away! Run away!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because TIME FOR THE REST OF THE SONG

Brave Sir Robin ran away - No!
Bravely ran away, away - I didn't!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled - No!
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because you must find... a shrubbery! *jarring chord*

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned by a large gathering of the Knights of Ni.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because you must find the mightiest tree in the forest... and when you have found the tree... you must cut it down with... a herring! *jarring chord*

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it can't be done!

[Slowtini]

Vsmit is banned because WHY NOT

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned.

Fechez la vache.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because what we must do is build a large wooden badger...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by a large, falling, wooden rabbit.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Zoot lit the grail-shaped beacon, and you know what that means...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by many spankings.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because we are doctors.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned in the Castle Anthrax.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by the Black Beast of Aaaaaaauuughhh...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because if the animator suffered a fatal heart attack, how is it that he continued to make movies?

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because the Spanish Inquisition obviously has a bad memory, and if they could, they would burn people twice for being witches.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because once everyone started expecting the Spanish Inquisition, they had to invent something new. Which is why they invented Rick-Rolling.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Candlejack is much better than Ri

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm gonna need more rope.

SCREAM.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he needs to see what I said about his "Brave Sir Daniel" song.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I did see, and I agreed with him. The meter bugs me, especially anything related to "Dark Peg'."

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because that's not what I was talking about when I said "clunky."  I meant that you could have used better words than the ones the Pythons used.  Especially the "bladder unplugged" part.  It just sounds wrong.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because if he'd mentioned that, I could have fixed it. I sort of wanted to imply "pants-wetting terror" on Dan's part.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because his song parodies gave me the Lulz again.

[Sunblink]

Ren is banned because there were Monty Python references being used earlier in the thread and I DIDN'T PARTICIPATE

I blame Ren. It's all your fault, Ren.

[Ren Gaulen]

Keats is banned because it took her too long to join the Ban Game. Welcome, Keats!