I want.

[bill]

http://www.outdoorlife.com/outdoor/photogallery/gallery/0,20036,1304110,00.html

[Dakata]

It looks so...dangerous...and shiny...and awesome.

...Dakata want, Dakata want!

[thegayhare]

why?
the grip is so wide you'd never be able to use one of those tools or blades?

[Kasarn]

You don't need the blades, it's makes a perfectly good bludgeon and all hetero guys know that if you hit something hard enough it'll do what you want

[bill]

That, or you can hold it with both hands. Or legs.

[thegayhare]

You don't need the blades, it's makes a perfectly good bludgeon and all hetero guys know that if you hit something hard enough it'll do what you want

nothing wrong with blunt

I've got a soft spot in my heart for big heavey smashy mases and hammers

[xHaZxMaTx]

  Where do you put it?  I don't think it would even fit in my cargo pants!   ...Ok, maybe I was exagerating...

[Manawolf]

Or you can just have one thing out at a time and hold it in the middle.  It's not like they have anything sharp facing out before you pick open one of the tools.

[Rowne]

The ultimate tool, the holy-grail of all constructor items.  Still, I see much potential in this tool for abuse and that's a crying shame.  It's still an awesome tool if used properly though, very awesome.

Also, on a related note ... here's something that if I were rich, I wouldn't mind buying for myself and everyone I know.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Wow, that would be so bad-ass!

[Manawolf]

Just as easy, but when you fall off a bicycle, you're not speeding to the ground so quickly or at such a great height.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Yes, well, neither are you strapped into a bicycle.

[Leafar]

all i need is my pocketknife....specially to eat oranges in front of home at staurdays morning watching by neighboor's daughter wash and clean the front garden in her mini shorts...life doesn't get any better than this...

[xHaZxMaTx]

You're pretty sick, Chubs.

[Leafar]

huh.....i hope you're not talking to me there...

[xHaZxMaTx]

I was.

[Leafar]

when am i sick for watching a pretty same aged as me girl get wet in her mini shorts????i mean, she knows that is provocating, so she still does it cause she wants to...so, again, why am i sick?i would be sick if i was looking to some dude! (nothing against gays please)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hmm, guess I should have put a after the quote.  Note to self - Sarcasm is too hard to detect through text alone...

[Leafar]

it just makes me mad sometimes how americans face some things...
always with a twisted mind...things differ from place to place ya know...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Rest assured, I'm very well aware of that.

[Leafar]

ok i am sorry for being an ass....so what was this topic about anyway?

[xHaZxMaTx]

A really effing big pocket knife.

[Rowne]

In my case, knives and nifty airborne modes of transport.

[Leafar]

boys toys!!!!!!!!
lol look at the price lol!!!!!!!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Not bad for a jet. :-)

[bill]

350K's a great price for an old Ruskie jet. Too bad they sold out.

[Rowne]

Indeed.

Though it has to be said, even though it's decidedly more expensive, I find this to be more desirable than that jet.

What is it with online British gadget/novelty stores and being guano-quality insane?

[Leafar]

too bad huh? hahaha....

[Nikki]

i want- http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/20058705/Images/Scorpion_1.jpg
i also want- http://www.flytying.dk/images/Dragon%20sword.jpg
http://theunicornshoppe.com/oscommerce/images/35653a.jpg
http://www.reigninggifts.com/images/34215MetallicDragonWithSword40.bmp

my life would be so much better

[mini-lion]

anyone played around with any swedish fire steel? Thats something for outdoor use, or scaring away anyone in particular....
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/754d/  (thinkgeek a garage/office away from home)