11/03/2011 [DMFA# 1201] - So, where were those plans, again?

127.0.0.2 · March 12, 2011, 07:38:45 PM

Quote from: Tapewolf on March 11, 2011, 03:20:23 AM
... or maybe it's something we'll be left wondering about out of sheer spite on Amber's part

For some reason I was reminded of this snippet from south park... (until 0:50)

Come on, please don't! Half of the current arc was dramatic build-up to the party. We aren't that horrible of a fan-base, to deserve that, are we? D:

(Unrelated, I made the mistake of googling "Tweek+Stories" to find that snippet. The third(!) result was a fanfic called "Coffee coated kiss"... Can anyone please tell me what happened to all the NORMAL fanfics?)

Maark30 · March 12, 2011, 10:14:54 PM

Quote from: AxiLarin on March 12, 2011, 04:37:25 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 11, 2011, 03:19:47 AM
Heh.

Any guesses as to what happened?
Dan arrives at the party, escorted in by Kria and Lorenda.
Kria: "Aliph! I told you to put on a shirt! We have a guest!"
DP: "The man who keeps killing me? I don't owe him anything."
Kria: "Fine, then! We'll just even things up..." *rips Dan's shirt off*
Lorenda: "MOM!!"
Kria: "Your turn, Daniel. I'm waiting..."
Lorenda: "MommMMMM!!!"
Kria: "What's the matter, honey? Don't like me flirting with your boyfriend?"
Lorenda: "...."
Kria: "Honey, I figured out you were just trying to protect Dan... weren't you?"
Lorenda: "...yes."
DP: "What?! You tried to play me for a fool? There's no reason why I shouldn't slay you now."
Kria: "No... Aliph, don't."
DP: "Why shouldn't I?"
Kria: "Because... I'm dating him now!"
Lorenda: "What?? Mom?"
DP: "Kria! Are you mad??"
Dan: *sneaking away* "And with that, our hero exits, stage right."

What scares me is that this dialogue fits the personalities of all beings mentioned.

D'ymkarra · March 13, 2011, 09:04:55 AM

Quote from: Maark30 on March 12, 2011, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: AxiLarin on March 12, 2011, 04:37:25 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 11, 2011, 03:19:47 AM
Heh.

Any guesses as to what happened?
Dan arrives at the party, escorted in by Kria and Lorenda.
Kria: "Aliph! I told you to put on a shirt! We have a guest!"
DP: "The man who keeps killing me? I don't owe him anything."
Kria: "Fine, then! We'll just even things up..." *rips Dan's shirt off*
Lorenda: "MOM!!"
Kria: "Your turn, Daniel. I'm waiting..."
Lorenda: "MommMMMM!!!"
Kria: "What's the matter, honey? Don't like me flirting with your boyfriend?"
Lorenda: "...."
Kria: "Honey, I figured out you were just trying to protect Dan... weren't you?"
Lorenda: "...yes."
DP: "What?! You tried to play me for a fool? There's no reason why I shouldn't slay you now."
Kria: "No... Aliph, don't."
DP: "Why shouldn't I?"
Kria: "Because... I'm dating him now!"
Lorenda: "What?? Mom?"
DP: "Kria! Are you mad??"
Dan: *sneaking away* "And with that, our hero exits, stage right."

What scares me is that this dialogue fits the personalities of all beings mentioned.

What's even scarier, is that's the most believably in-character line of it all

Blackwolf359 · March 14, 2011, 01:55:53 AM

Awe fudge... Dan wanting to go to SAIA... Clearly Wildy should beat him with a newspaper till he talks, and then keep beating him because clearly he doomed them all.

Edit:

QuoteKria: "Fine, then! We'll just even things up..." *rips Dan's shirt off*

This does seem far to probable...

Edit the 2nd: Or more probably it has something to do with this: http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1105.php

Zaejue · March 14, 2011, 09:11:42 PM

How do we know this is an escape plan
Dan might just want to go to saia to learn cool cubi things and magic... Ah who am I kidding Dan somehow messed up and kria was... well Kria

Starcat5 · March 15, 2011, 12:15:53 PM

Um... This ~IS~ Tuesday, right? *Checks to see if Digger has updated* *It has* The downside of going from three updates a week down to two, aside from the lack of comics, is that it is now longer between newsblog updates. For instance, I currently don't know if Amber has been waylayed by Teh Sick, by Family Obligations, or if she just forgot to actually upload the comic. To say nothing about the chance of her computer blowing up again. If this post sounds whiny, forgive me, I have a headache. I just wanted to state that I didn't know what was taking the comic so long to update, and I won't get the chance to find out any time soon, since I will be AFK from shortly after I hit Post, up until sometime Saturday. See you all then, hopefully with two updates to read.

Anker Steadfast · March 15, 2011, 02:08:38 PM

Maybe it's Tuesday - depending on wether or not you believe in the calender !

As for Amber, who knows ?
Maybe she got run over by the Gonkulator this time around.

Ryy Lazurus · March 15, 2011, 03:25:52 PM

Here's another possibility.
Dan and D.P make their peace. A very civil and well mannered dinner party follows. Kira however, gets very very inebriated. Lorenda of course takes her to bed leaving the former arch-foes alone, with plenty of booze.

Dan wakes up the next day with D.P in a very. . . . slashy position. Dan grabs his pants as he flees. D.P spends day siting on bed, wrapped in the covers whispering "So very cold" periodically.

Kira mumbles about never drinking again while Lorenda wonders how her uncle and Dan got on.

We'll never know till All mighty Amber lets us know.

Anker Steadfast · March 15, 2011, 09:39:53 PM

Quote from: 127.0.0.2 on March 12, 2011, 07:38:45 PM
(Unrelated, I made the mistake of googling "Tweek+Stories" to find that snippet. The third(!) result was a fanfic called "Coffee coated kiss"... Can anyone please tell me what happened to all the NORMAL fanfics?)

I'm afraid that all the normal fanfics got derailed with cute during Abels marhmellow dreams.