Star Wreck'd (OOC) ["M"] (Back, but still Open.)

[AmberCross]

Right, is it okay for my character to find some sort of cyro chamber (a room or a tube or something) and jump inside for safety before realizing just what exactly it was?

Azlan, I think some people's feelings might be hurt when you say "Not even any good looking males." :p If I remember right, there was someone on the ship who was actually bisexual.

[Drayco84]

They were also a fox, and one of the two medical officers that someone gave me a hard time about...

Right, is it okay for my character to find some sort of cyro chamber (a room or a tube or something) and jump inside for safety before realizing just what exactly it was?

Azlan, I think some people's feelings might be hurt when you say "Not even any good looking males." :p If I remember right, there was someone on the ship who was actually bisexual.

Bonus points if they're leaning back in a chair and get knocked off-balance by the takeoff.
Double points if they somehow managed to get knocked into it by a niblonian...

[AmberCross]

Ah yes... Ash. Anyway, since you haven't really answered my question I'm just going to assume that yes I can find a stasis chamber.

[Drayco84]

Oops. Yeah, there's stasis chambers.

Actually... Those are in the Escape Unit...

[AmberCross]

Actually... Those are in the Escape Unit...

Well that's ominous... Too late for my character to do anything about it though. He's stuck now! Let's just hope they don't eject for some reason ^.^;

[Inumo]

Sorry it took so long for me to post; I was at the DCI Quarterfinals.

[Drayco84]

Well, the escape unit is actually the best, and most reliable part of the ship, and I've come up with a pretty good explanation for that.

[AmberCross]

So aside from the whole stasis thing, I actually found a really good hiding place!

[Drayco84]

Yeah, pretty much.

[That_wolf]

Eh, can I null-void my last post, Inumo has me with him, and it's nottime for close- I mean, no, I weill not clone Ash ever. so, can I just warp to jason?

[Inumo]

Warp to Jason... What? I'm confused. As it stands, my character has suggested that you find a door frame or wall to brace yourself against. Maybe go just inside the med-bay and find the nearest wall (that's perpendicular to the door) to lie flat against?

[Drayco84]

One of you go inside the medbay and stand in front of an odd, cabinet-looking thing.

You'll be secure in there, I assure you...

Oh, and which of you likes tentacles?

[Inumo]

Hey! Neither of us are dressed in Japanese school-girl uniforms!

[Drayco84]

The tentacles don't care. They're part of the probe-o-matic, a machine that gets incredibly accuracte medical info from a subject.

But, apparently nobody likes tentacle rape, so...

EDIT: I forgot an "S"...

DOUBLE EDIT:

Eh, can I null-void my last post, Inumo has me with him, and it's nottime for close- I mean, no, I weill not clone Ash ever. so, can I just warp to jason?

Null-void, no. Edit it so both of you are together, yes.

[VAE]

crap... what was intended to be a nap yesterday ended as full 10 hours of sleep or so.
bletch.
Also, FYI, the closest equivalent to "Crap!" (as an exclamation) in czech is "Do Prdele!"  as an object designation it's "Hovno!"
If you ever need something else translated to czech, slovak, and to a limited amount, russian, just PM me

EDIT: Of course , Drayco, the thing he is walking to doesn't need to be a meeting room at all...

[That_wolf]

Tentacles for Ash, please?

They were also a fox, and one of the two medical officers that someone gave me a hard time about...

A: Was it me, B) what was it C) Weird phrasing.

[Inumo]

"Perkele" is an exclamation akin to "dammit" in Finnish, if humon is to be trusted (which I'm fairly sure I can assume, seeing as she's Danish and likes to make sure she's correct).

[AmberCross]

And I am officially leaving. I may drop by periodically during the week, but not enough for my character to be readily accessible. But then, I already took care of that ^.^

[Azlan]

Azlan, I think some people's feelings might be hurt when you say "Not even any good looking males." :p If I remember right, there was someone on the ship who was actually bisexual.

Well tastes do vary.

[Drayco84]

Azlan, I think some people's feelings might be hurt when you say "Not even any good looking males." :p If I remember right, there was someone on the ship who was actually bisexual.

Well tastes do vary.

Oh, come on already! He's a total fox!
Yeah, literally. Lame pun, I know, but I couldn't resist.

[That_wolf]

So... can I get attacked by the tentacles, Drayco?

[That_wolf]

And I am officially leaving. I may drop by periodically during the week, but not enough for my character to be readily accessible. But then, I already took care of that ^.^

Are you quitting this RP, or just taking a temporary leave?

[Drayco84]

So... can I get attacked by the tentacles, Drayco?

Considering that this is the first time a specific "feature" of a ship is being described, yes you can but I'll handle it.

[That_wolf]

Cool, I'm going go have ash hide in a closet. Once he opens the doors, spring the trap.

[hapless]

And I am officially leaving. I may drop by periodically during the week, but not enough for my character to be readily accessible. But then, I already took care of that ^.^

Are you quitting this RP, or just taking a temporary leave?

He's leaving on a vacation for a week. See this post and everything since, where he was looking for a way to explain his absence.
(He found one, btw.)

[That_wolf]

*Face of utter disbelief.*

[Drayco84]

Post has been made, Ash is... Secure...

Hey, when is anything involving tentacles NOT squicky?

[Draken]

I...am unsure if I should bust my gut laughing, or sit here utterly repulsed.  

That_wolf, I feel so very very sorry for your character.  Unless he's actually enjoying it, in which case:  What the hell man, and at least he's having fun.

[That_wolf]

Well, Ash is bisexual, so I'd assume he likes it, or something. For humor, lets say Ash loves it.

Edit: I intended to have it go differently, like he opens it, fog comes out, the Friday the 13'th chik chick thing playing(He IS with a guy named Jason, alone....)

[Inumo]

I'm sitting here giggling as I type this... That is quite funny. I wasn't sure how you'd do it without sounding pornographic, but you managed it. And here I was thinking, If the launch makes us spin, I can have Jason get thrown into the cabinet. After all, he's still naked... Not sure if I should be glad that didn't happen or disappointed.

Well, Ash is bisexual, so I'd assume he likes it, or something. For humor, lets say Ash loves it.

So that's his fetish? Just remember the pants-tenting.