04/14/10 [BT #176] - The Geezer and the Bard, Part 14

Started by bradypodidae, April 15, 2010, 01:34:02 PM

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bradypodidae

NEVER underestimate the persuasive power of a BLT sandwich!
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
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Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

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Darkmoon

A BLT enema would be rather uncomfortable. And crunchy.
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Mao

Oh my.  Is there anything a BLT *can't* do?  Great for feeding that insatiable hunger, or convincing people to tell you what you need to know.

Darkmoon

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bradypodidae

I heard that Jimmy Hoffa disappeared immediately after ordering a BLT.  <.<
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Darkmoon

BLTs have been known to cure many infectious diseases, as well as gout, scurvy, warts, genital warts, genial warts, geriatric warts, mumps, measles, weasels, weevils, weevil warts, genital weevils, and ebola.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

Mao


bradypodidae

#7
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 15, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
....and death.

So... BLTs are the true manna?

edit: ...or ambrosia?
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Darkmoon

BLTs are beginning without end. Life and death. They are the devourer of worlds.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

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bradypodidae

I heard it was the consumption of a BLT that got Adolf reject at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, twice!
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Mao

That same BLT was also seen near the location of where he was supposedly assassinated.  No one knows for sure, but it seems awful coincidental...

Darkmoon

When the armies of Xerxes were bearing down on Sparta, the Spartans were able to send 300 men... lead by one brave BLT.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

bradypodidae

Gavrilo Princip was seen with a BLT shortly before 1:15 pm, on Sunday, 28 June 1914, in Sarajevo, the capital of the Austro-Hungarian province of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Darkmoon

Many believe that same BLT was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

bradypodidae

Marcus Junius Brutus was spotted with a BLT just before the Senate's meeting with Gaius Julius Caesar on the Ides of March, 44 BC.
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Darkmoon

It is believed that when hominids first started to evolve into humans, it was because of a BLT. The BLT is believed to have come from space it self, landing perfectly in the sands and seaweed, melting the sand into a glass plate and turning the seaweed into the perfect garnish. The hominids praised it, like-unto an obelisk.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

Mao

In the beginning.. there was BLT.  And it was good.

bradypodidae

Actually, Abel had a BLT and wouldn't share with Cain...
Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Darkmoon

The Tower of Babel didn't fall. It was torn down. By the BLT.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

bradypodidae

Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Mao


Darkmoon

Actually, I could go for a Pork Po-Boy and a nice side of creole stew.
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

Mao

I just noticed something.. the abbreviation for this comic?  It's BT.  if an L finds it's way in there... I shudder to think of the consequences.

Darkmoon

Bunny Tales... hrmmm... Bunny's Legends and Tales?
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...

bradypodidae

Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

USMC

Mao

Knowing the BLT?

... Bunny's Lost Tales or... *gulp* Bunny's Last Tales.  D:

Darkmoon

I actually thought of that last one... It would only work is Bunny were the devourer of worlds.

Not that I'm saying he isn't...
In Brightest Day. In Blackest Night...