Challo

Nex · July 22, 2006, 12:18:35 PM

Hey all. New guy here.

Big fan of the comic, sort of a techhie as well. Love messing with computers.

Glad to be here.

Nikki · July 22, 2006, 12:51:38 PM

Hi there!

3 things if you want to survive here:

Don't Touch my ship
Don't even THINK of touching ym ship
DON'T TOUCH MY SHIP!!

oh, and watch out for the Mows, Dakata, and yours truly. And don't touch my tail uless you need it for a pillow =3

Suwako · July 22, 2006, 01:06:27 PM

Hi Nex

The above writings are worthless if you remain yappity'less. Or if your not a fellow DMFA reader

Follow these guidelines for surfival within the DMFA and Clockmantion maddnes

1: Get an avatar

2: Lose your sanity (beter sooner then later)

3: get a yappity (optional)
4: Stay away from muffins that where made by an organge squirrel.

5: Don't talk to Dakata if you want a stable IQ.
6: Do not comment on the forum trolls/jerks just send Damaris a private message or something.

7: Postcounts doesn't matter. Remember this.

8: Karma doesn't matter. Remember this.

9: please no signature messages above 300 pixels high.
10: read the rulles

Damaris · July 22, 2006, 01:51:35 PM

When, exactly, did #9 become a rule? *raises eyebrows*

Welcome to the forum.

As you can tell, we're all completely sane and well-adjusted.

Suwako · July 22, 2006, 02:08:51 PM

Quote from: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 01:51:35 PM
When, exactly, did #9 become a rule? *raises eyebrows*

Welcome to the forum. As you can tell, we're all completely sane and well-adjusted.

It isn'' a rule (quote: guidelines)

I just hate a 500 pixel high signature

Put

in a signature and tell me its not awful and anoying

Nex · July 22, 2006, 04:17:26 PM

Sanity has been overrated for me. Keeps my mind open.

As for an avatar, I've got one in mind and I'm gonna load it soon.

bill · July 22, 2006, 04:47:46 PM

'jour.

Damaris · July 22, 2006, 09:55:05 PM

The official forum guideline is 500x500. We're not going to let forumers answer questions if you guys change stuff

Paladin Sheppard · July 22, 2006, 09:57:07 PM

Welcome to the loony bin Nex enjoy your stay

Dakata · July 22, 2006, 09:59:40 PM

Wait, this is the Loony Bin now? ...I thought this was a forum. D:

Ai, we can disable siggies (and avvies), you know.

Profile > Look and Layout Pref.s

Look for "Don't show other users' avatars/signatures."

Edit: Almost forgot...

Welcome to the forum, Nex. I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news is you saved lots of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

...The bad news is you'll never be sane ever again.

Yay!

Rowne · July 22, 2006, 10:19:39 PM

Besides, as far as images go, if one has Firefox then there's always AdBlock. AdBlock isn't only for ads. No, 'tis the most joyous remover of any undesirable images on the Unending Wire.

That said, h'lo new person!

Suwako · July 23, 2006, 03:26:57 AM

Quote from: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 09:55:05 PM
The official forum guideline is 500x500. We're not going to let forumers answer questions if you guys change stuff

Okay I'm going to put a 500 high signature image up now :twisted

Like whatever, You are able to change them when they're anoying anyways

xHaZxMaTx · July 23, 2006, 05:31:49 AM

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Suwako · July 23, 2006, 05:35:08 AM

Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on July 23, 2006, 05:31:49 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Damn Fledglings, always being evil

Rowne · July 23, 2006, 07:16:24 AM

* Rowne whistles merrily and goes around eradicating bad images, such as Hazzy's huge black PNG, using clever wildcards in case they return.

Oh how I love thee, Gecko-based browsers, let me count the ways.

Even K-Meleon has Adblock built in these days.

...

*Cough.*

xHaZxMaTx · July 23, 2006, 09:47:48 AM

You're no fun.

Rowne · July 23, 2006, 10:14:25 AM

Behold the internet superiority of Free software!

Not to mention that there are extensions for Firefox even that can control the maximum size of any images (including embedded ones) and scale them down should they be over that size. Then, of course, there's the greatness of greasemonkey.

If one desires to travel the internet, one must be well equipped and well prepared to deal with the horrors within!

Nex · July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM

Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

... I think I'll fit right in

Damaris · July 23, 2006, 02:40:30 PM

If a 500 pixel high sig would bother me, why would I set the max size for the forum to that size?

Tiger_T · July 23, 2006, 02:44:34 PM

Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

... I think I'll fit right in

*pours him a stiletto of Frankfurter wieners*

"Cheers!" to that one!

Welcome!

LionHeart · July 23, 2006, 10:03:24 PM

Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

...

You're on to us, aren't you?

Welcome aboard. *gives Nex a souvenir coffee mug*

bill · July 23, 2006, 10:22:05 PM

Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

That's when I'm off Red Bull.