I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.

ChairmanMow · October 16, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

Ah well.

I can't believe I spent that much time going through each and every DMFA here. Simply put, one of the funniest webcomics since Concerned. (Alas, poor Frohman. I knew him, Mossman.)

I'm curious to see where this comic will lead, what with the foreshadowing of gloom and doom.

Ah, right. Introductory stuff.

I'm ChairmanMow (best damn pun I ever made), video game nut, mega-liberal, obviously part of the fandom, and all-around techie. (Got a PC problem? Ask me!)

I'll be making a fitting avatar this weekend. Lulz will ensue.

Just be mindful that I came from Facepunch, so I've still got some... habits... that I developed there. Those will appear in due time, I suppose.

Okay, that's all--I'm tired anyways.

Succubus_1982 · October 16, 2009, 01:05:05 AM

Welcome Chairman, have a mow cookie

and beware of the Box, Basilisk's injections and Wuffnpuff's hugs.

I'm sure someone more authoritive will tell you about the rules.

Otherwise enjoy!

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 16, 2009, 09:02:49 AM

Watch out for Chairman Mao. I'm sure he'll show up in due course...

VSMIT · October 16, 2009, 09:32:36 AM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 09:02:49 AM
Watch out for Chairman Mao. I'm sure he'll show up in due course...

Aw, I wanted to do that.

Welcome to our little corner of the internets, Chairman. Leave your sanity at the door (Trust me, you won't need it where you're going), and try not to take anything very seriously.

Lisky · October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM

what about Chairman Meow?

Anyways, i heal people, i'm the local doctor, seeing as Ink is on sabbatical for the time being... Besides Succubus(who is again, at the very bottom of the list) health care is given out by seniority...

Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...

Succubus_1982 · October 16, 2009, 10:25:07 AM

Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
what about Chairman Meow?

Anyways, i heal people, i'm the local doctor, seeing as Ink is on sabbatical for the time being... Besides Succubus(who is again, at the very bottom of the list) health care is given out by seniority...

Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...

Bottom of the list of what? And who says I wanna be on any of YOUR boring lists

Lisky · October 16, 2009, 10:27:08 AM

Why, the list of healing Ms. Succubus

you are below even the newest of the new... in fact, if you were to pick a fight with the new guy... new guy gets healed first in the aftermath

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 16, 2009, 10:36:03 AM

Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...

... What should I beware of?

Mao · October 16, 2009, 10:47:37 AM

I'm feeling a bit of competition. -.-

Lysander · October 16, 2009, 11:31:36 AM

Hello, Chairman; you seem like a good guy. Therefore this one welcomes you to this interesting place.

Succubus_1982 · October 16, 2009, 11:33:24 AM

Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 10:27:08 AM
Why, the list of healing Ms. Succubus you are below even the newest of the new... in fact, if you were to pick a fight with the new guy... new guy gets healed first in the aftermath

Pfft you presume I need your healing....

ChairmanMow · October 16, 2009, 02:16:33 PM

I think I like this place already... First to guess what my planned avatar is gets theirs transparent!

Or, if it already is, they get a mow cookie. They're tasty.

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 16, 2009, 02:26:54 PM

... If I win this, do I get to say which avatar, or do I just get them all done? ;-]

Mao · October 16, 2009, 02:42:02 PM

There can be only one Chairman...

ChairmanMow · October 16, 2009, 03:50:30 PM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
... If I win this, do I get to say which avatar, or do I just get them all done? ;-]

Well, that depends. Er... how many do you have?

For I am the real Chairman Mow, and my pun is original!

VSMIT · October 16, 2009, 05:01:59 PM

Except that Mao used to go by Mowser.

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 16, 2009, 05:16:39 PM

... and has been Chairman Mao for, what, about a year? I'm sure there are some logs somewhere on this forum...

ChairmanMow · October 16, 2009, 09:36:36 PM

Well... Wait, hold on a sec...

Where did my self esteem go? I had it just a second ago... Huh.

I'll be back, I have to go find it.

JackTheCubiWolf · October 19, 2009, 06:16:32 PM

Welcome. I'd put more but I'm not feeling well right now. *BLARGH*

Succubus_1982 · October 19, 2009, 06:24:00 PM

Jack! If you're going to be sick use the proper recepticle..... *cough*llearch*cough*

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM

Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.

And then laugh at you.

Brunhidden · October 19, 2009, 07:38:13 PM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
then your testicles/ovaries

maybe keep those in separate boxes

Sunblink · October 20, 2009, 11:09:35 AM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
... and has been Chairman Mao for, what, about a year? I'm sure there are some logs somewhere on this forum...

I don't know, I kind of laughed at the joke

Welcome to the forum, Chairman. XD

Mao · October 20, 2009, 12:42:05 PM

Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 20, 2009, 11:09:35 AM
I don't know, I kind of laughed at the joke

You didn't laugh when I did it!

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?

Succubus_1982 · October 20, 2009, 02:22:13 PM

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.

And then laugh at you.

How can you tip yourself over my head if I've 'deposited my face' as you put it? Making sense is of the good when thinking of comebacks

llearch n'n'daCorna · October 20, 2009, 02:35:39 PM

Quote from: Succubus_1982 on October 20, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.

And then laugh at you.

How can you tip yourself over my head if I've 'deposited my face' as you put it? Making sense is of the good when thinking of comebacks

Easily. I didn't say your face was attached to your head, did I?

Sheesh. Kids these days, you need to explain every minuscule threat to them, I don't know...

Corgatha Taldorthar · October 20, 2009, 04:23:19 PM

This is why you shouldn't make threats. Just carry out the horrific retribution and laugh about it afterwards.