Game: Invisible Friend (Sign up for Round 53)

[Gabi]

Question(s) to my invisible friend: How are you doing today? Done anything fun recently?

I am well thank you for asking.
does have rearraigning  one's room count?

Dear invisible friend

good evening more morning as the case may be.

are you well rested?
how are you feeling?
do you have a favorite emotion?

Dear Visible Friend,

Evening for me as I answer this.

Fairly.
Pretty good. A little tired, but not too tired.
Happiness, usually when I'm laughing at something.

Dear Invisible Friend,

How goes your life as of late?

If a gay person comes out of the closet, does that mean a gay midget comes out of the cupboard?

In board feet, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Would you rather solve practical problems or philosophical ones? and why?

What type of music do you like?  Could you please share your favorite band(s)?

lastly

Do you think any of these questions are silly?

This is to Basilisk.

How goes your life as of late?
-My life has been pretty darn spiffy as of late.

If a gay person comes out of the closet, does that mean a gay midget comes out of the cupboard?
-No, it means a gay hamster does.

In board feet, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-It depends on how thick and dense the wood is that is to be chucked.

Would you rather solve practical problems or philosophical ones? and why?
-Philosophical ones because then I could always be right.

What type of music do you like?  Could you please share your favorite band(s)?
-I prefer to listen to Rock but I also like pop candy/dance/techno music. I like Linkin Park, Weird Al, Darude, Rise Against, and Sick Puppies (You're Going Down).

lastly

Do you think any of these questions are silly
-Maybe.. but I still enjoyed them.

To the desk of Mr. or Mrs. Invisible:

This letter was written on behalf of one VSMIT (your visible friend), asking the following questions:
     Do you have any comments with regards to the conduct of one VSMIT?
     Do you have any comments with regards to the other players in this game?
     Does this seem a bit impersonal to you?

Thank you for your time.

Dear representative of VSMIT, or VISMIT himself,

  I have no comment for VSMIT, nor any other player involved in this game at this time, perhaps try this question again at a later data once I have been given the appropriate amount of time to formulate an appropriate opinion of all parties involved.  Furthermore, this letter does seem rather impersonal, and i believe a different format may yield better, and more telling answers.

Sincerely,
    Invisible Friend

Let's get going, then!

Dear Invisible Friend,

Hi.
What's up?
How are you?
What's the weather like where you are?
What's your favorite movie you've seen in the last year?
What's your favorite book you've read in the last year?
Do you play video games?
Do you watch anime?
If Billy has two apples and Sally has four apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

Hi.
Hello.

What's up?
Not much. You?

How are you?
I good, at the moment. How are you?

What's the weather like where you are?
It's the summer. What do you think it's like?

What's your favorite movie you've seen in the last year?
Don't really know. I haven't seen many movies recently.

What's your favorite book you've read in the last year?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Do you play video games?
Yes, I do.

Do you watch anime?
Not anymore, but I used to sometimes.

If Billy has two apples and Sally has four apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
Because they're working with the conundrum of how many apples total they have. Once they're done with this, I'm sure they'll start.

Thanks to everyone who has sent me quotes (even if one of them said 'firend' instead of 'Friend'). Jer-oh-me hasn't posted any questions yet. I don't appreciate having to start poking this early in the game. If he hasn't posted by this time tomorrow, he will be disqualified.

[e_voyager]

dear invisible friend.

how do you like philosophical questions?
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if i wood chuck could chuck could chuck wood?
how is wood chucked?
what distance is requited for chuck and not a  throw?
are there other ways to chuck wood?

[James StarRunner]

Dear invisible friend: I'm glad you're doing well. I suppose rearranging your room can be fun in the end if you have some fun toys (like a game system, computer, stereo, TV...)

Say, what's some of your favorite music?
What kind of stories do you like? Fantasy? Sci-fi?
What's your favorite video game (or series of games)?

[Lisky]

Dear invisible friend,

Mac or PC?
Ipod or Zune?
Horror or Fantasy?
SciFi or Fantasy?
Animation or Live Action?
CGI or Stunt Acting?
Tea and cake or death?

[Gabi]

I'm afraid we have lost Jer-oh-me. Sorry for the inconveniences.

Jer's IF is now wuffnpuff's IF.

Dear invisible friend: I'm glad you're doing well. I suppose rearranging your room can be fun in the end if you have some fun toys (like a game system, computer, stereo, TV...)

Say, what's some of your favorite music?
What kind of stories do you like? Fantasy? Sci-fi?
What's your favorite video game (or series of games)?

Emotional!
all kinds , yes! Yes!
FF7

Dear invisible friend,

Hello there!!
How are you?
Do you consider yourself lucky to be my invisible friend? 
Do you like the rain?
What are your favorite movies?

Dear Wuffnpuff, my visible friend

Hi! I'm your new invisible friend, so lets get this party started! I'm doing ok, just woke up, but not feeling sick. I do actually feel lucky to be your invisible friend! I like to go out in the rain when it's coming down softly, but when it's coming down hard, I like to watch the rain from inside, see the lightning, and feel the thunder. Let's see some favorite movies... I like the Shrek series, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, and despite the plot holes and such, I still like Transformers.

[Jairus]

Dear Invisible Friend,

I am currently in pain because of a rolled ankle. Aside from that, everything's peachy.
Hot? Muggy? Freezing cold? Summer isn't all about hot days and beaches.
Okay, what's your favorite movie you can remember seeing?
What sort of video games?
What was your favorite anime?
What foreign countries have you visited?
What's the farthest that you've ever driven yourself?

[James StarRunner]

To my invisible friend:

Ah, Final Fantasy, very nice. Got a few more questions:

Which character in FF7 is your favorite?
If you could be any character in any game, who would you be?
You seem to read quite a bit, do you write anything yourself? If so, what do you like to write about?

[VSMIT]

Dear Invisible Friend,
Did you enjoy my last round of questions?
How difficult do you think it was to write those?

[Sprocketsdance]

Dear invisible friend,

I'm glad you're doing ok and not sick =D

Do you have a favorite animal?
Does camping sound like fun?
What is your favorite color?
What do you normally eat in a day?

[Gabi]

dear invisible friend. how do you like philosophical questions? how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if i wood chucke could chuck could chuck wood? how is wood chucked? what distance is requited for chuck and not a  throw? are there other ways to chuck wood?

Dear visible friend,

That depends. What sort?
As many board feet as seashells that Sally sold at the seashore for sixteen cents.
Lift it up to your shoulder, and toss.
I've always considered that a chuck doesn't go too far
Catapults. Ballistas. Trebuchets. Cannons. Pretty much any siege weapon that fires thing over a great distance.

Dear invisible friend,

Mac or PC?
Ipod or Zune?
Horror or Fantasy?
SciFi or Fantasy?
Animation or Live Action?
CGI or Stunt Acting?
Tea and cake or death?

Mac or PC? - PC
Ipod or Zune? - IPod
Horror or Fantasy? - Fantasy
SciFi or Fantasy? - Fantasy (but SciFi comes in at a close second)
Animation or Live Action? - Animation
CGI or Stunt Acting? - Stunt Acting
Tea and cake or death? - Tea and cake

To my invisible friend:

Ah, Final Fantasy, very nice. Got a few more questions:

Which character in FF7 is your favorite?
If you could be any character in any game, who would you be?
You seem to read quite a bit, do you write anything yourself? If so, what do you like to write about?

Tifa
Danial Ti`Fiona! er wait let me think about that one
really ? how could you tell? , yes a little here and there. most things under the sun and a few above.

Dear invisible friend,

I'm glad you're doing ok and not sick =D

Do you have a favorite animal?
Does camping sound like fun?
What is your favorite color?
What do you normally eat in a day?

To Wuffnpuff:

I'm glad I'm not sick either.
I do have a favorite animal, would you like me to tell you what it is?
I usually do like camping, but not at this moment.
Aqua.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  

Dear Invisible Friend,
Did you enjoy my last round of questions?
How difficult do you think it was to write those?

Dear VF,

I found that last round to be quite entertaining, though rather disappointing considering we lost Jer-oh-me,

As for the difficulty of coming up with the questions, I would say not very.

Before i forget, how are you feeling today, visible friend?

Dear Invisible Friend,

I am currently in pain because of a rolled ankle. Aside from that, everything's peachy.
Hot? Muggy? Freezing cold? Summer isn't all about hot days and beaches.
Okay, what's your favorite movie you can remember seeing?
What sort of video games?
What was your favorite anime?
What foreign countries have you visited?
What's the farthest that you've ever driven yourself?

Dear Jairus,

I am currently in pain because of a rolled ankle. Aside from that, everything's peachy.
Oof. That sucks. Hope it gets better!

Hot? Muggy? Freezing cold? Summer isn't all about hot days and beaches.
It's too hot. It would be nice if it was a bit cooler. Or raining. That's good, too.

Okay, what's your favorite movie you can remember seeing?
Blazing Saddles by Mel Brooks.

What sort of video games?
I'm playing a lot of FPS recently.

What was your favorite anime?
Waaaaay back when, it was the Gundam series. Except G Gundam.

What foreign countries have you visited?
I've not left the country.

What's the farthest that you've ever driven yourself?
Probably about 400 miles.

Wow, everyone has sent replies! Cool!

[e_voyager]

Dear Friend in hiding.

what is the sound of  Silence ?
how many pies does the strategic pie warehouse hold?
who is the white Guardian of the CTC?
who is Jonathan Kent? (trick question here)
why were you warned about that question?
do you like rock and roll?
how do you defeat Artemis fowl?

[Sprocketsdance]

Dear friend whom I lack to see with mine eyes!!!

.. This is getting fun

I would very much like to know what your favorite animal is
Also.. your favorite number
Do you like to role play?
What is your most favorite thing to do?
..and the most favorite spot in the world to you. (You don't have to have been there before either ^^)

[James StarRunner]

To my invisible e-friend:

Oh, I figured you were a writer easy enough. I just don't want to blurt your name and give the others a chance. I had my hunch since the first set of answers.

How many Mega Man games have you played? I myself started from Mega Man 2 on the NES.
Ever played the Ratchet and Clank games? I've got them all so far besides the ones on the PS3 (since I don't have one). If you had played them, which parts were your favorite?
Cake > Pie (true or false)
Pickled Purple Pirates < Orange orange-like oranges (true or tasty)
Weird blue squirrels < Lint (false or fake)

[VSMIT]

Dear Invisible Friend,
What drew you to these forums?
If it was a webcomic, which one?
What drew you to said webcomic?

[Gabi]

Dear friend whom I lack to see with mine eyes!!!

.. This is getting fun

I would very much like to know what your favorite animal is
Also.. your favorite number
Do you like to role play?
What is your most favorite thing to do?
..and the most favorite spot in the world to you. (You don't have to have been there before either ^^)

:ffupnffuW oT

My favorite animal is the jaguar, favorite number is either 13 or 23, I do like to role play, I like to get comfortable and play games for hours, and my favorite spot is my bed.

To my invisible e-friend:

Oh, I figured you were a writer easy enough. I just don't want to blurt your name and give the others a chance. I had my hunch since the first set of answers.

How many Mega Man games have you played? I myself started from Mega Man 2 on the NES.
Ever played the Ratchet and Clank games? I've got them all so far besides the ones on the PS3 (since I don't have one). If you had played them, which parts were your favorite?
Cake > Pie (true or false)
Pickled Purple Pirates < Orange orange-like oranges (true or tasty)
Weird blue squirrels < Lint (false or fake)

To my visible friend

to assume is a dangerous thing.heed these words as the pendulum swings

i think about 15
nope
PS3 (since I don't have one). If you had played them, which parts were your favorite?
PIE rocks
tasty?
! squirrel power

[James StarRunner]

To my invisible friend:

The pendulum is telling me to eat cookies.

I think it's safe to say you played more Mega Man games than me. I lost track of them when they started Mega Man X. It's too bad you haven't played Ratchet and Clank. I highly recommend it. People may say that the cake is a lie, but lie better rhymes with pie. Ya, the oranges better be more tasty than sour pirates XD. And that comic was a pleasant surprise! I may have to check it out, thanks!

I hope I've pleasantly entertained you so far. I know I've been enjoying this. Anyways, new questions:

Which Mega Man boss names can you remember?
Who would win in a fight: Dust bunnies or a dirty sponge?
And since I'm going to go to school for video game design, what do YOU look for in a game?

[Lisky]

Dear invisible friend,

Do you think of yourself as a cat or dog person, and why?

is there a funny story you can think of, that you would be willing to share? if so, would you please share it?

Is the glass half empty, or half full?

where have all the cookies gone?

lastly, do you speak any other languages besides English, if so, what are they?

[Jairus]

Dear Invisible Friend,

Oh, it will. Eventually.
Hm... what other Mel Brooks movies do you like?
Which FPS games have you played recently?
What was your first console?
Oh, you don't like G Gundam? We may have a problem here, considering that it's one of my two favorite Gundam shows alongside 00. Why didn't you like it?
Okay, so what country do you live in?
What kind of car do you drive?

[Jer-oh-me]

Apologies for the disappearance, my computer access is spotty of late, got to get a more reliable machine.

[Gabi]

Apology accepted, I hope you can sort that out soon.

Dear Invisible Friend,
What drew you to these forums?
If it was a webcomic, which one?
What drew you to said webcomic?

Dear Visible Friend,

I was drawn to the forums via boredom.  I suspect it was the same for many of the formulites.

I discovered DMFA first, if that's what you're asking, but both CVRPG and DMFA offer quite a good laugh when one has time to burn.

DMFA was the style of art, combined with the dry, and often times snarky humor.  As for CVRPG, well, it's the fact that i love the Castlevania series and Darkmoon does such an excellent job of mocking it.

Dear Friend in hiding. what is the sound of  Silence ? how many pies does the strategic pie warehouse hold? who is the white Guardian of the CTC? who is Jonathan Kent? (trick question here) why were you warned about that question? do you like rock and roll? how do you defeat Artemis fowl?

Dear Friend Who Can Be Seen,

A song by Simon and Garfunkel.
Enough to pie the enemy twice over.
Huh?
A relative of Clark?
I dunno.
Eh, it's okay.
With Kitty MacGee.

To my invisible friend:

The pendulum is telling me to eat cookies.

I think it's safe to say you played more Mega Man games than me. I lost track of them when they started Mega Man X. It's too bad you haven't played Ratchet and Clank. I highly recommend it. People may say that the cake is a lie, but lie better rhymes with pie. Ya, the oranges better be more tasty than sour pirates XD. And that comic was a pleasant surprise! I may have to check it out, thanks!

I hope I've pleasantly entertained you so far. I know I've been enjoying this. Anyways, new questions:

Which Mega Man boss names can you remember?
Who would win in a fight: Dust bunnies or a dirty sponge?
And since I'm going to go to school for video game design, what do YOU look for in a game?

i remember the names of the original six all others seem to be just variance on the old themes. i mean ice man freeze man blizzard man, where dose it end? in every game there is at least on fire based  robot, one ice based robot, one electricity based, robot one bomb based robot and one blade based robot. cut man, slash man and the works.
The sponge. people will  associate him with sponge bob and give him power.
a good story that acutly makes you feel like you're part of the game and easter eggs. lost and lots of east eggs.

[Sprocketsdance]

Dear sweet invisible friend of mine,

What do you think is the most important thing to get out of life?
What is the best thing you've ever seen on youtube?
If there is one thing that does not belong on the wall (in your opinion) what would it be?
Are horses a fun companion or a danger to society?

[James StarRunner]

To my visibly challenged friend:

Ya, I guess the bosses did kind of run out of originality... But ya, I'm always one for a good story.

One question, but I'll make you work for it. Can you write a short, short story involving chop sticks, a wedding dress, and a barrel of monkies? There's no word limit, but I'd like to see what you come up with.

[e_voyager]

dear camouflaged friend.

yes yes you are correct!
actually even more. it holed enough to feed 50K people for three years.
Beth is her name, maybe might be
naught naught
and no you use holly short

but on to the current stories.

you you like to draw?
do you have your own comic?
do you like tea?
E has many many meninges. can you name 3 of them?
why do 'we dare not go a haunting'?
Buddha gir or oni gir?   (heavenly(?) cut or demon cut)
what was the form of the last angle in neo genesis Evangelion?
if i could grant you one wish what youd you ask for?

[Gabi]

Dear sweet invisible friend of mine,

What do you think is the most important thing to get out of life?
What is the best thing you've ever seen on youtube?
If there is one thing that does not belong on the wall (in your opinion) what would it be?
Are horses a fun companion or a danger to society?

Dear WuffnPuff (and blow your house down):

I believe our main goal in life is to find lasting joy.
Best thing I've seen on YouTube? Probably http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs
Ceilings, unless your in a dome and the whole thing is a wall/ceiling
Horses can be either. It depends what side of the force they are on. 

Dear invisible friend,

Do you think of yourself as a cat or dog person, and why?

is there a funny story you can think of, that you would be willing to share? if so, would you please share it?

Is the glass half empty, or half full?

where have all the cookies gone?

lastly, do you speak any other languages besides English, if so, what are they?

Basilisk,

Do you think of yourself as a cat or dog person, and why?
-I am more of a dog person because they are loyal and friendly (usually).

is there a funny story you can think of, that you would be willing to share? if so, would you please share it?
-Hmm.. well there was this one time where I went on an amusement ride with a guy friend of mine. No hitches until I discovered the ride made me sit inbetween his legs! Needless to say it was pretty darn awkward but hillarious!

Is the glass half empty, or half full?
-Depends on what's in it.. but I would say half full

where have all the cookies gone?
-I don't know! I've done nothing!

lastly, do you speak any other languages besides English, if so, what are they?
-Not really... I can somewhat speak one phrase in Spanish, and I know a tiny bit of German and Japanese too.

One phrase? Now I'd like to know which one it is.

To my visibly challenged friend:

Ya, I guess the bosses did kind of run out of originality... But ya, I'm always one for a good story.

One question, but I'll make you work for it. Can you write a short, short story involving chop sticks, a wedding dress, and a barrel of monkies? There's no word limit, but I'd like to see what you come up with.

yes i can but that would be two gifts and times runs short on the first one

[James StarRunner]

To my invisible friend:

You're right, that is unfair of me. How about telling me some of the wackiest facts about you?

[Lisky]

Dear IF,

Gum or Mints?
Tea or Coffee?
Would you consider yourself a spiritual person?
Would you consider yourself a religious person?
Do the last 2 questions seem like they are the same to you? why?
Could you please show your favorite emote on CMF? Also, would you please explain why you like it?
How goes your gift?
Lastly.
Could you please post a link to your favorite web-comic?

[e_voyager]

dear invisible friend

are you there?
did you see my previous questions?
what is your favorite color?
do you have a bed time? mind has just passed by the way
do you have any more gum?

[Gabi]

To my invisible friend:

You're right, that is unfair of me. How about telling me some of the wackiest facts about you?

i have about as many sibling as i do finger or toes

Dear Invisible Friend,

Oh, it will. Eventually.
Hm... what other Mel Brooks movies do you like?
Which FPS games have you played recently?
What was your first console?
Oh, you don't like G Gundam? We may have a problem here, considering that it's one of my two favorite Gundam shows alongside 00. Why didn't you like it?
Okay, so what country do you live in?
What kind of car do you drive?

Dear Jairus,

Oh, it will. Eventually.
That's good.

Hm... what other Mel Brooks movies do you like?
History of the World Part 1, High Anxiety, etc.

Which FPS games have you played recently?
Team Fortress 2, mostly.

What was your first console?
Nintendo 64.

Oh, you don't like G Gundam? We may have a problem here, considering that it's one of my two favorite Gundam shows alongside 00. Why didn't you like it?
Not really.  Something about the control system seems lacking.  To me, a skintight bodysuit and an electric cage should not be able to control a giant robot of that magnitude.

Okay, so what country do you live in?
This one.

What kind of car do you drive?
A small 4-door.

dear camouflaged friend. yes yes you are correct! actually even more. it holed enough to feed 50K people for three years. Beth is her name, maybe might be naught naught and no you use holly short but on to the current stories. you you like to draw? do you have your own comic? do you like tea? E has many many meninges. can you name 3 of them? why do 'we dare not go a haunting'? Buddha gir or oni gir?   (heavenly(?) cut or demon cut) what was the form of the last angle in neo genesis Evangelion? if i could grant you one wish what youd you ask for?

dear invisible friend are you there? did you see my previous questions? what is your favorite color? do you have a bed time? mind has just passed by the way do you have any more gum?

Dear Non-Camouflaged Friend,

Yup, a bit.
Oh, heck no.
Yes.
Letter, energy, and the sound you make when you see a mouse.
For fear of little men.
Oni Giri.
Humanity. Or a giant naked Rei.
I really don't know.
...
Yes.
Actually, I did not. I apologize.
Nope.
Actually, I need to get some more.

[Sprocketsdance]

Dear Invisible Friend,

Do you have a career? If not what one would you like?
Do you think 7/11 is an awesome place?
Are you a shorts wearin' kind of person?
Have you ever played a musical instrument?

[VSMIT]

Dear Invisible Friend,
Mac or PC?
Do you play any games?
If so, video or board?
Which ones?