Game: Invisible Friend (Sign up for Round 53)

[Gabi]

Answers, answers...

So, m'dear IF, let's begin.

Do you like to dance?
Have you ever spent time creating a world?
Do you play vidjagames? If so, which is your current favorite?
What's your favorite thing to eat?
Do you like fish sticks? Do you see where I'm going with this question?
You find yourself in a room with a locked door, a baseball bat, a mirror, a table, and a piano. How do you get out?
If similes came true whenever you thought of them, how many times would you have died from eyes drilling through some place?

Hello Inumo,

Do you like to dance?
Unfortunately I can't.  Court order.

Have you ever spent time creating a world?
Can't say that I have, I'm more a destroyer.

Do you play vidjagames? If so, which is your current favorite?
Assuming you meant to say "videogames", yes I do.  I don't exactly have favorites, just ones that can hold my attention longer than others.  Currently that one is Fallout: New Vegas

What's your favorite thing to eat?
Anything Reese's.  I swear to god they put heroin in that peanut butter to make it so dang addictive.

Do you like fish sticks? Do you see where I'm going with this question?
/facepalm......really?

You find yourself in a room with a locked door, a baseball bat, a mirror, a table, and a piano. How do you get out?
Break the mini halogen light bulb and use my steel toe boots to hammer the tungstin filiment out to make a lock pick and pick the lock on the door.......oh wait, you wanted me to only use what you listed off, didn't you?
In that case, break a leg off the table and snap a length of piano wire out of the piano (you should never go anywhere without a length of piano wire).  Grab the baseball bat to use as a weapon later (I was just locked in a room, theres going to be a fight sooner or later).  Find out what the door really is and if I can berak it down easly then do so (you didn't give much specifics, if it were a steel core door with a 3" dead bolt and steel reinforced door jam than I would have to find some way to pick the lock with one of the thicker gauges of piano wire, if it's just a standard interior door...that's about as easy to get through as one that isn't locked)

If similes came true whenever you thought of them, how many times would you have died from eyes drilling through some place?
Probably not many.

Dear invisible friend

have you ever seen Mortal Kombat?
did you enjoy it is you did?
do you need an organic body to be alive?
what is the ghost in the machine?
who is the twilight princess?
what is the square root of 0?
what is 700/ 1E^-20?

Dear e_voyager,

Yes.
Yes.
According to its description, yes.
Internet spirit
0
7E^-18

Dear IF,

So far this winter has kind of sucked where I'm at, has it snowed where you are yet?
What's your drink of choice?
If you were given $250,000 and told you had 4 days to spend it all or else pay it all back, what would you spend it on?
PC or Mac?
XBox 360, PS3, or Wii?
Do you like spicy foods, and if so, would you willing eat a Bhut Jolokia pepper if you were to be given $1,000 if you stand the heat after eating it without anything to drink for 5 minuets?

Dear VF

Does it count if it doesn't stick around?
Hot Cocco for this time of year.
a home, car, boat and buffet.
what no Linux?
None of the above, seriously i don't own or play any of them.
Yes , maybe.

Dear IF,

How have you been?
What question would you like me to ask you?
What is the answer to that question?

Dear Fibre,

I've been eh.
Can I say I have no idea?
Wait, that was a question! ^.^ Therefore, yes.

[Inumo]

No, not really. Glad to see you got the reference, though.
Also, to continue your room scene, the door is oak banded with iron. If you try to push on it, you can hear the rattle of chains and the thunk of a padlock when it swings back into the wood. You can also see the mortared stone wall of the hall through the tiny crack. There aren't any handles or keyholes on this side of the door.

Other questions unrelated to your answers!
What's your favorite drink, alcoholic or otherwise?
Do you have a favorite chemical? What's its formula?
If you had a Nerf chain gun, would you go on a low-pain rampage through your neighborhood just for fun?
Do you prefer mansions, houses, or apartments?
If you could change any one law, written or unwritten, what would it be?

[e_voyager]

Dear invisible friend

what is your greatest weakness?
what you you say is your greatest strength?
my humor seems to be missing can you help me find it?
do you have a specific type of move that you like to watch?
who is Ultraman?
what about ultraman Tiga?
and the Ultraman of the DC universe?

[Dekari]

Dear IF,

what no Linux?

Seeing as Linux is an OS not a platform.....no.



Anyway.....

Pie or cake?
Donuts or bagels?
If you could have one, and only one, super human power, what would it be?
You just won an all expenses paid vacation to anywhere you want to go.....where would you go?


Uh.....I can't think of anything else.

[Gabi]

An OS is a platform (or at least one of the things that are normally called platforms). But it's not a computer and it usually runs on a PC.

Also, late reply to Tytaj from me: the ping-pong answer wasn't really a giveaway. Pong is the natural answer to Ping, I would have expected it from any of the players. I was just running an IF Ping session. A much clearer giveaway was a really weird typo you made which felt like it would come from a Dutch-speaker. And a few other details too. But you did a good job of hiding your personal quirks. You hid them perhaps too well, everyone else acted more like you than you did, if that makes any sense. My reasoning was along the lines of "he's trying really hard not to sound like Manuel, so he must be Manuel".

Answers ahead.

Dear invisible friend

what is your greatest weakness?
what you you say is your greatest strength?
my humor seems to be missing can you help me find it?
do you have a specific type of move that you like to watch?
who is Ultraman?
what about ultraman Tiga?
and the Ultraman of the DC universe?

Dear e_voyager,

Compassion, my heart reaches out even toward my enemy.
Compassion, to let my feelings guide me.
The joke is on you.
Unlikely ones.
I can't recall who.
Neither.
A hero, I presume.

No, not really. Glad to see you got the reference, though.
Also, to continue your room scene, the door is oak banded with iron. If you try to push on it, you can hear the rattle of chains and the thunk of a padlock when it swings back into the wood. You can also see the mortared stone wall of the hall through the tiny crack. There aren't any handles or keyholes on this side of the door.

Other questions unrelated to your answers!
What's your favorite drink, alcoholic or otherwise?
Do you have a favorite chemical? What's its formula?
If you had a Nerf chain gun, would you go on a low-pain rampage through your neighborhood just for fun?
Do you prefer mansions, houses, or apartments?
If you could change any one law, written or unwritten, what would it be?

Also, to continue your room scene, the door is oak banded with iron. If you try to push on it, you can hear the rattle of chains and the thunk of a padlock when it swings back into the wood. You can also see the mortared stone wall of the hall through the tiny crack. There aren't any handles or keyholes on this side of the door.

Hmmm....I will have to think a bit about that then.  I'll get back to you on that.


What's your favorite drink, alcoholic or otherwise?
Nonalcoholic:  Dr. Pepper
Alcoholic:  toss up between Cherry Bombs, Long Island Ice Teas, and Rum and Coke.  But then again, I don't drink that often.

Do you have a favorite chemical? What's its formula?
Caffeine.  C8H10N4O2

If you had a Nerf chain gun, would you go on a low-pain rampage through your neighborhood just for fun?
Low pain?  Hell no, I'd mod the hell out of it.  Remove air restricters, install stronger springs/rubber bands.  I'd be a force to reckon with.

Do you prefer mansions, houses, or apartments?
Houses.  Not too big, but not too small.

If you could change any one law, written or unwritten, what would it be?
One of the fundamental laws of math.....I say screw the universe, I demand to be able to divide by 0.

Dear IF,

How do you feel about this new round?
Why do you feel that way?
If I disagree with your feelings how would you feel? 

Hi Gabi,

Here's the first round of IF answers for Tytaj:

Glad that there is more activity/interest now after the long time with
no rounds!
Because it's fun.
Slightly confused perhaps.

Dear IF,

what no Linux?

Seeing as Linux is an OS not a platform.....no.



Anyway.....

Pie or cake?
Donuts or bagels?
If you could have one, and only one, super human power, what would it be?
You just won an all expenses paid vacation to anywhere you want to go.....where would you go?


Uh.....I can't think of anything else.

Dear VF,

what no Linux?

Seeing as Linux is an OS not a platform.....no.

ah you got me. most people wouldn't have noticed that.

Pie
I prefer muffins
Does sayian DNA count as a power?
A three week trip to paradise!

Thanks for the quotes to the one who sent them.

[Suwako]

An OS is a platform (or at least one of the things that are normally called platforms). But it's not a computer and it usually runs on a PC.

A much clearer giveaway was a really weird typo you made which felt like it would come from a Dutch-speaker. And a few other details too. But you did a good job of hiding your personal quirks. You hid them perhaps too well, everyone else acted more like you than you did, if that makes any sense. My reasoning was along the lines of "he's trying really hard not to sound like Manuel, so he must be Manuel".

Ah, aso.

Stupid typo's, accursed be thee.

[Dekari]

An OS is a platform (or at least one of the things that are normally called platforms). But it's not a computer and it usually runs on a PC.

Er...yeah.  Brain tends to not work as well at nights and weekends....even less on weekend nights  


Also, more questions later.....at work still, can't spend much time online.

[Inumo]

While you think, I'll retcon; the door does actually have a keyhole, since the door is locked as stated in the first description, just you can also hear the chains at the same time.

Moving on, on a scale of one to ten, how strange is your music collection compared to those around you?
If you had to do 100 math problems, ranging from simple arithmetic to calculus, to win one million dollars, but if you got more than ten wrong you would be executed, would you attempt it?
Do you prefer to mop or vacuum?
If you could get diabetes from seeing too many cute things on the internet, would you have it by now?
Are you allergic to anything?

[e_voyager]

dear friend in hiding.

in the DC universe ultra man is the polar opposite of super man all see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman for the tv show of non DC universe also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman_Tiga for ultraman tiga

now on to the question.

i have been told that i have a tendency to repeat myself is this a logic error?
would you say that it is the result of recursion?
do you know how can i fix this repetition?
would a Finite state machine be better?
how often do you go in for an oil change?
do you like the winter?

[Inumo]

in the DC universe ultra man is the polar opposite of super man all see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman for the tv show of non DC universe also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman_Tiga for ultraman tiga

<OT>
Oh gosh, my grandmother once got me an action figure of him. It had a button on its butt that would cause it to make noise and light up somehow. Thing was so creepy...
</OT>

[Fibre]

Dear IF,

What is an interesting fact about yourself?
Do people "know" you?
What's the weather like right now?
How would you prefer the weather?
Do you watch television?
If so, what do you watch?
What's your favorite month?
What's your favorite day?
What occupational hazards concern you, if any?
What's in the fridge?
Do you find my questions odd?

[Gabi]

Finally some more answers!

While you think, I'll retcon; the door does actually have a keyhole, since the door is locked as stated in the first description, just you can also hear the chains at the same time.

Moving on, on a scale of one to ten, how strange is your music collection compared to those around you?
If you had to do 100 math problems, ranging from simple arithmetic to calculus, to win one million dollars, but if you got more than ten wrong you would be executed, would you attempt it?
Do you prefer to mop or vacuum?
If you could get diabetes from seeing too many cute things on the internet, would you have it by now?
Are you allergic to anything?

Moving on, on a scale of one to ten, how strange is your music collection compared to those around you?
1. It's not really that strange, or atleast I don't seem to think so.

If you had to do 100 math problems, ranging from simple arithmetic to calculus, to win one million dollars, but if you got more than ten wrong you would be executed, would you attempt it?
Hell no, math is evil.

Do you prefer to mop or vacuum?
Vacuum

If you could get diabetes from seeing too many cute things on the internet, would you have it by now?
There is no such thing as cute on the internet, all things that can be considered "cute" on the internet are actually pure evil.

Are you allergic to anything?
No.

Dear IF,

What is an interesting fact about yourself?
Do people "know" you?
What's the weather like right now?
How would you prefer the weather?
Do you watch television?
If so, what do you watch?
What's your favorite month?
What's your favorite day?
What occupational hazards concern you, if any?
What's in the fridge?
Do you find my questions odd?

Dear Fibre,

Define interesting.
Depends. Which group are you asking about?
Winter-y?
Snowing.
Not really.
Hm, tie between November and April.
11/5.
None.
Cold. And food, but we don't care about that.
Define odd.

[Dekari]

Sorry, got distracted by real life and forgot what I was going to ask.


Anyway, new questions.


Dear IF,

In reference to your last set of answers, define what paradise is to you?
Seen any good movies recently, if so what were they?
What kind of music do you like and what are some good bands?
Look to your left, what do you see?

[Gabi]

dear friend in hiding.

in the DC universe ultra man is the polar opposite of super man all see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman for the tv show of non DC universe also see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman_Tiga for ultraman tiga

now on to the question.

i have been told that i have a tendency to repeat myself is this a logic error?
would you say that it is the result of recursion?
do you know how can i fix this repetition?
would a Finite state machine be better?
how often do you go in for an oil change?
do you like the winter?

dear e_voyager,

It isn't when dealing with organics or other forgetful entities.
I can't say, would you know?
Organizing your thought process would help.
Hardware and software errors will occur in most systems.
Once every 2 weeks, sometimes once a week.
It's cold and chilly, but after snow everything outside looks pretty.

Sorry, got distracted by real life and forgot what I was going to ask.


Anyway, new questions.


Dear IF,

In reference to your last set of answers, define what paradise is to you?
Seen any good movies recently, if so what were they?
What kind of music do you like and what are some good bands?
Look to your left, what do you see?

Dear VF

paradise used to mean hunting ground in the old language. it is a place to find that which you desire.
Mega mind was good
Well linkin park is pretty good so was G-unit and Korn but there are far to many for me to list here
a window

Where is everyone? Come here and ask more questions!

[Inumo]

Ack! I forgot I hadn't posted!

Dear IF,

Which is your favorite part of a cake, the cake, or the frosting?
Do you like shiny things?
What's your favorite color?
Rubber. Please respond.
Chapstick or Carmex?
Football, football, or hockey?
Noise or silence?

[Suwako]

Dear IF,

What would you do when you know your modem is basically useless but have to wait until Wednesday this week for a new one?
Is challenging yourself always a good thing?
A bad example please?
A good example please?
Why is glue that is not dry but sticky non the less annoying?
How broken grammar write you can?
If the wheel keeps spinning around a frictionless axle and in a zone without gravitation, how hard would it be to completely stop?
How many lux is 200 w/m² ?

[Gabi]

Dear IF,

What would you do when you know your modem is basically useless but have to wait until Wednesday this week for a new one?
Is challenging yourself always a good thing?
A bad example please?
A good example please?
Why is glue that is not dry but sticky non the less annoying?
How broken grammar write you can?
If the wheel keeps spinning around a frictionless axle and in a zone without gravitation, how hard would it be to completely stop?
How many lux is 200 w/m² ?

I'd either use my backup or get one at a store or have it overnighted, or switch over to one of my alternate Internet connections (or both). Failing those options, panicking sounds good.
There is always an exception.
Bad example of what?
Good example of what?
It's on my fingers! Oh and clothes. And eyyyyyes
Bad want as I as.
Depends on the mass and rotational velocity.
Depends on the wavelength(s) of the light.

[e_voyager]

dear stealth mode friend.

what path do you walk?
do you walk it with others?
what style do you use?
are you bigger then a bread box?
do you like nature?
league of extraordinary gentlemen : thumbs up or down?
wake the dawn?

[Fibre]

Dear IF,

By do people know you, I meant does anyone truly know you or do you tend to keep to yourself?
What are your thoughts on privacy?
Do you use "social networking"?
How much is your Web presence linked to your "real" life/lives?

[Suwako]

Dear invisible friend,

How much time do you take to answer questions normally?
Would you want to change that?
Why or why not?
Explain movie! Explain!
I was frozen today?

[Gabi]

dear stealth mode friend.

what path do you walk?
do you walk it with others?
what style do you use?
are you bigger then a bread box?
do you like nature?
league of extraordinary gentlemen : thumbs up or down?
wake the dawn?

dear e_voyager,

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. I don't know where it goes. But it's home and I walk alone.
I carry other people with me in my heart. However there are some things someone has to do alone.
A style that has been in my family for countless generations!
I am bigger than live, so; yes.
yes.
Thumbs up.
Dawn the Wake.

Dear IF,

By do people know you, I meant does anyone truly know you or do you tend to keep to yourself?
What are your thoughts on privacy?
Do you use "social networking"?
How much is your Web presence linked to your "real" life/lives?

Dear VF,

No and not really.
Important for some things, not so much for others.
Sometimes.
It's something to do, if that's what you're asking.

[Dekari]

Dear IF,

Zombie apocalypse time, which side are you on?
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Bacon + Brownies = Win.....your thoughts?
As spoken by Val Kilmer in the movie "Real Genius", what were the immortal words of Socrates?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dear IF,

Shouldn't you be responding to someone else, rather than me? I'm fairly sure I'm not playing...

[Gabi]

Ack! I forgot I hadn't posted!

Dear IF,

Which is your favorite part of a cake, the cake, or the frosting?
Do you like shiny things?
What's your favorite color?
Rubber. Please respond.
Chapstick or Carmex?
Football, football, or hockey?
Noise or silence?

Dear VF,

Which is your favorite part of a cake, the cake, or the frosting?
Depends on the cake.

Do you like shiny things?
I don't have ADOS just because it makes me look cool.

What's your favorite color?
Going by custom paint terminology....it's a tie between Blue Blood Red and Cobalt Blue

Rubber. Please respond.
..........I got nothing.

Chapstick or Carmex?
Chapstick

Football, football, or hockey?
Hockey

Noise or silence?
Silence



Oh and, truth be told, me and "Art" are not on the best of speaking terms, but I think I was able to manage rather good.  Here is one page of random.
You know, I think I might be getting better ><

Dear IF,

Shouldn't you be responding to someone else, rather than me? I'm fairly sure I'm not playing...

Should I? Who should I be writing to, then? Who were you writing to anyway? If you're not playing, how can you have an IF? Wait, does that mean I'm imaginary? I'm confused.

[e_voyager]

Dear Invisible Friend.

I was right the box did post. did you respond?
how many languages do you know?
are they spoken languages?
do you fear the past?
do you remember the future?
what mode are you in?
will you help me move across town next year?

[Inumo]

Dear IF,

Pages of random are always fun! Now to moving on.

I don't believe I asked this, so what's your favorite music genre?
A guy slaps you with a glove. How do you respond?
Instead of rubber... Napalm. Please respond.
Also, I'm still curious about your response with the room.

Guess that wasn't too many questions.

[Suwako]

Dear IF,

Are you by any chance entitled to being called an idiot at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?
Are you by any chance entitled to being called a genius at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?
Are you by any chance entitled to being called a furry at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?
Are you by any chance entitled to being called a deviant at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?
Are you by any chance entitled to being called an apple at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?
Are you by any chance entitled to being called  lazy at certain points in time?
Why, were ( or weren't) you?

[Gabi]

Dear Invisible Friend.

I was right the box did post. did you respond?
how many languages do you know?
are they spoken languages?
do you fear the past?
do you remember the future?
what mode are you in?
will you help me move across town next year?

dear e_voyager,

Maybe, maybe not.
Far to few.
Sometimes people write them.
How? ...eh, not really...
Awful movie.
Standby for meltdown.
I'd help you with my mental superpowers, I'm sending them into the future right now. ...are you bald?

Dear IF,

Zombie apocalypse time, which side are you on?
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Bacon + Brownies = Win.....your thoughts?
As spoken by Val Kilmer in the movie "Real Genius", what were the immortal words of Socrates?

Dear VF,

Nuke them from orbit. it's the only ways to be sure!
how about surfing the waves of great salt lake?
sorry no chocolate to me.
i have no ideal

[e_voyager]

dear invisible friend

did you enjoy DMing that game that we played?
what bands do you like?
where is the purples haze?
should i call you pal, buddy or friend of mine?
what was the last console game that you've played?
was it and rpg?

[Fibre]

Dear IF,

What's your favorite number?
Why is it your favorite number?
What are your feelings on numerology?
What are your feelings on dendropyrochronology?
What is your opinion of me, if any?
What is your opinion of you, if any?
What's your email client of choice?
What's your music player of choice?
Have you ever used a manual typewriter?
What is the largest computer that you have used?
What's your favorite movie?
What's the last movie that you saw?
What did you think of it?
What do you think of my questions?
Do you think there are too many?