07/24/09 [DMFA #1024] - Experts Agree:Abel is Gay

[OminousShadow]

Enough Said.

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Fixed punctuation, as requested  -TW

[Chaos]

Nope. I'm saying more.

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[Jairus]

Heeheeheehee. "Everything I have done is gay." Perfect response, but a second opinion would be a good thing. But really, I don't think that Jy is "fooling himself," considering all of the anguish and grief he's gone through over this dilemma and the fact that Abel just made Jy confront his own feelings for Dan, and that led to Jy's Abelcrush.

By the way, I have to say this. People mispronouncing my name as "Jyrras" is one thing. But people misspelling Jyrras' name to make it closer to Jairus... that makes me giggle a little.

[JackTheCubiWolf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AHAHAHA! HURRK, can...breath...laughing...too...hard. *colapses*

[Zina]

I'm pretty sure the internet is 100% correct.

I mean.

Why would it lie?

[Kenway975]

"Everything I have done is gay"... A decent majority of DMFA could be qualified as gay. But please note the first two definitions of the word gay from dictionary.com
1.    having or showing a merry, lively mood
2.    bright or showy

Thing can be so much fun if you use a different definition of the same word sometimes.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Yes, the internet, repository of all sorts of baseless accusations of "gayness".


Next will come the "Male enhancement" ads associated with reading the Comic.

[Baal Hadad]

Wait, what?!   

How could she have looked at EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET (that applies to DMFA) so quickly?  Surely there's not THAT little of it out there...?

[OminousShadow]

Wait, what?!   

How could she have looked at EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET (that applies to DMFA) so quickly?  Surely there's not THAT little of it out there...?

If you've been using the internet enough throughout your life, it doesn't take long to see everything. Though you may want to stay away from some things as they are better left unseen. You all know what it is so I won't say it by name.

[Baal Hadad]

Wait, what?!   

How could she have looked at EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET (that applies to DMFA) so quickly?  Surely there's not THAT little of it out there...?

If you've been using the internet enough throughout your life, it doesn't take long to see everything. Though you may want to stay away from some things as they are better left unseen. You all know what it is so I won't say it by name.

I....

Okay, I guess you'd know better than I do....  For my part I tend to stick to sites I'm familiar with and not "branch out" a whole lot unless I need to, but I really thought it would take longer than that....

[Naldru]

Claiming that homosexual behavior is everywhere is nothing new.  Frank Wertham made that comment about Batman and Robin in the 1950's, not to mention his discussion about Wonder Woman.

May I also suggest that while Amber is catching up on other things, she should also catch up on sleep and rest.

[icarus]

see this internet? it's made of gay.
dmfa? also made of gay
EVEN THIS POST
IS MADE OF GAY

</obscure reference>

[rhyfe2002]

What? Abel, gay? That's preposterous! 
...
It's common knowledge that he's bi.

Side note since we're talking about the intarwebz... has anyone had the guts to invoke Rule 34 on DMFA yet..? 

[Jairus]

What? Abel, gay? That's preposterous! 
...
It's common knowledge that he's bi.

Side note since we're talking about the intarwebz... has anyone had the guts to invoke Rule 34 on DMFA yet..? 

Yes. Many times. You don't have to worry about DMFA missing out on the Rule 34 action.

And Abel isn't just Bi, he's actually BiBel. I regret nothing!

[Kenji]

I see Amber is finally coming to her senses. 

[rhyfe2002]

Yes. Many times. You don't have to worry about DMFA missing out on the Rule 34 action.

And Abel isn't just Bi, he's actually BiBel. I regret nothing!

Pics or it didn't happen.  

[Magic]

Pics or it didn't happen. 

Not on this forum, (un)fortunately.

[Nobody]

To be fair, that read might be refering to the Comixpedia entry for DMFA which refers to Abel as such:

Abel
Abel is a gay, feline incubus more than 400 years old. Unlike Dan, he is one of the top students at SAIA. Abel uses cool, prickly attitude and distancing mechanisms to maintain a solitary life. Abel has been banned from the SAIA library due to the "Library Incident." (Much like the "Noodle Incident" of Calvin and Hobbes fame, it has never been described yet it has been referenced on occasion.) He has also been hell for the resident advisers, who have to find him new, untraumatized roommates as often as once a semester. Abel feels most 'cubi are terribly cruel, especially his former teacher, Destania. His backstory is being developed in a two-part mini-arc called "Abel's Story" on the DMFA site.

[Netrogo]

I'm pretty sure the internet is 100% correct.

I mean.

Why would it lie?

I rest my case.

[LionHeart]

You don't have to worry about DMFA missing out on the Rule 34 action.

Nothing can miss out on Rule 34 action. Rule 34 itself says that.

And Abel isn't just Bi, he's actually BiBel. I regret nothing!

If he heard that, he might Belt you for it...

[rhyfe2002]

What? Abel, gay? That's preposterous! 
...
It's common knowledge that he's bi.

Side note since we're talking about the intarwebz... has anyone had the guts to invoke Rule 34 on DMFA yet..? 

Yes. Many times. You don't have to worry about DMFA missing out on the Rule 34 action.

And Abel isn't just Bi, he's actually BiBel. I regret nothing!

Actually, judging from all available concrete evidence (i.e. interest he's shown in either gender) I'd have to conclude that he's very possibly just a very advanced genus of protozoan. 

At the very least, it would explain the ever-moving spots. 

[Tapewolf]

I rest my case.

What does it mean if you put it on the internet, but it isn't on the internet in the second iteration of the loop?

[RobbieThe1st]

What does it mean if you put it on the internet, but it isn't on the internet in the second iteration of the loop?

Wikipedia's editors found it.

[Jairus]

At the very least, it would explain the ever-moving spots. 

Oh, that's easy to explain: he's screwing with people's minds. You see, whenever someone blinks or look away, Abel just subtly shifts his spot's positions, except for the nine on his cheeks. And that person thinks, "Hey, his spots have moved!" But since he's so covered in spots, how do they know for certain that the spots have moved, or that they're not just not paying enough attention? Heheheheh. It's all just a part of his jerkass facade.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Actually, judging from all available concrete evidence (i.e. interest he's shown in either gender) I'd have to conclude that he's very possibly just a very advanced genus of protozoan.  

At the very least, it would explain the ever-moving spots.  

I like the way you think.

I wonder if the internet fandom would collapse if Abel were just disinterested as a whole, regardless of whoever was straight or gay for him.  

There'd be fix-fics, no doubt.

(Also, can... someone... please fix the apostrophe in the thread title. Punctuation doesn't work that way.)

[rhyfe2002]

I like the way you think.

I wonder if the internet fandom would collapse if Able were just disinterested as a whole, regardless of whoever was straight or gay for him.  

There'd be fix-fics, no doubt.

(Also, can... someone... please fix the apostrophe in the thread title. Punctuation doesn't work that way.)

There's nothing wrong with it. It's the exact quote from the Expert Corporation's spokesperson, Mr. J. S. Agree, on Abel's tendencies. 

[ishidan]

At the very least, it would explain the ever-moving spots. 

Oh, that's easy to explain: he's screwing with people's minds. You see, whenever someone blinks or look away, Abel just subtly shifts his spot's positions, except for the nine on his cheeks. And that person thinks, "Hey, his spots have moved!" But since he's so covered in spots, how do they know for certain that the spots have moved, or that they're not just not paying enough attention? Heheheheh. It's all just a part of his jerkass facade.

Well, since it's already been brought up in this thread...
Rule 34.  DMFA's Abel and Sabrina Online's Zig Zag.  On plaid bedsheets.  Go.
/just kidding, I think that would destroy most artists

[Tapewolf]

(Also, can... someone... please fix the apostrophe in the thread title. Punctuation doesn't work that way.)

Sorted.  Fixing the entire thread may be a bit trickier, but that should help.

[hapless]

On plaid bedsheets.  Go.

At LUDICROUS SPEED?
//h(You may skip the first minute if you really need to... ~1:00 - ~2:20)

[Zedd]

What else does the computer say Amber?