The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!

[Jairus]

Unfortunately, your enemies just shower up in perfectly functional Mark XVII exoskeletons.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, they are too busy laughing at the hot pink and green paint job to attack effectively.

[Lysander]

Unfortunately their laughter acts as voice recognition to activate their weapons.   

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, they are still laughing too hard to aim properly.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, the weapon readius on these things is that of a small city, so precise aim isn't necessary.

[Jairus]

Fortunately, they still truly terribly suck at firing. Yes, they missed the city.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, the targeting system on your exoskeleton was missing, so your accuracy is about the same.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Fortunately, you're not a high, drunk imbicile and actually can hit a city with nothing more than dumbfiring

[Lysander]

Unfortunately someone realizes your intentions and promptly shoots you in the leg, causing you to fall and miss the city anyway.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, the bullet fails to penetrate the armour of the exoskeleton.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, it still knocks you over.

[yakanaj]

Fortunately, You land behind a wall and on a soft mattress.


(...which was abandoned for some reason... )

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, you discover the wet patch, explaining why it was discarded. Ew.

[Lysander]

Fortunately the dampness is caused by some refreshing soda.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately that soda shorts out your powered armor.

[Slowtini]

Fortunately, as you fall, you land on an automated-repair-kit, repairing the shorted out parts of your armor and granting you a temporary agility bonus.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, your pratfall counters the agility bonus, leaving you where you started.

[Lysander]

Fortunately you are no longer damp and don't have flooded circuits. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, you still have to deal with those enemies.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, they didn't see where you landed.

[Lysander]

Unfortunately the tracking device they shot in your neck is quite accurate.   

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, the soda shorted it out.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately they didn't give up that easily

[Slowtini]

Fortunately, their leader does.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately their leader is due to be replaced soon

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately they transform into care bears with attitude...so your safe as long as you pretend to be happy.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately they can feel your feeling as well. i suggest you run.

[Lysander]

Fortunately one trips into a thorn bush tearing at least it onto a pile of fluff.   

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately this makes them angry.

[Colgatecrusader]

fortunately care bears are incredibly weak, and their feeble efforts amount to nothing