The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!

[Lysander]

Unfortunately they use their powers resonating from their symbols to influence you in some happy way.   

[Colgatecrusader]

fortunately this makes you incredibly joyful, and you go through life with a positive attitude.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately this makes darkheart (or was it no heart?) angry and he attacks you!

[Colgatecrusader]

fortunately you don't care.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately this doesn't stop him and he still attacks you.

[Colgatecrusader]

fortunately he gets bored of your lack of a reaction. 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, his new decision is to blow up everything in a square mile from his position.

[Lysander]

Fortunately you successfully kick him in the neck.   

[Kipiru]

Unfortunately, he regenerates!

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, he only does so very slowly.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, his armor deflected much of the force of the kick.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, it deflected it in the wrong direction.

[Colgatecrusader]

unfortunately, that direction was your face

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Fortunately, that doesn't make sense and the Continuity Editor Dude came in to fix up this mess.

[Colgatecrusader]

unfortunately this error in reality cause the universe to implode.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, this caused an automatic reboot of the universe.

[e_voyager]

unfortunately, this puts you right back where you started but with no memory

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Fortunately memory is overrated. You decide to get an ice cream.

[Lysander]

Unfortunately it's not too refreshing as it is habanero ice cream.   

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately with no memories, and since you are tasting ice cream for the first time,this makes the ice cream you are eating the best tasting ice cream ever.

[Model Omega]

Unfortunatly it's actually poop.

[e_voyager]

fortunately no one tells you this while you are eating.

[Tyranastrasz]

Unfortunately, they tell you immediately afterward.

[Model Omega]

Fortunatly you are in denial.

[Arcblade]

Unfortunately, while eating the ice cream you walk directly into Sigmund Freud, who explains his entire theory to you.

[Model Omega]

fortunatly you get kidnapped mid-lecture.

[e_voyager]

Unfortunately,Sigmund Freud gets kidnapped too and continues his lecture.

[Arcblade]

Fortunately, before you have the chance to strangle him for being a hypocrite and a pervert, you acquire a knife, with which you set yourself free. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately you cut yourself during the process, and discover new meaning in the phrase "I cut myself to feel alive" when you discover you are actually a zombie...or some other undead creature 

[Arcblade]

Fortunately, you seem to have retained your soul.