The ban game, v12

[Sunblink]

Ren is banned because I'm pretty sure I posted here before!

but thank you that was very nice of you.

[Ren Gaulen]

Keats is banned because I must have been away when she posted here before. Also because I still don't get Tikal's colouring.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned for not getting Tikal's coloring. And because come clean: you're a dentist, aren't you? A tobacconist who just happens to be buying a book on teeth?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because no, I'm not a dentist. I'm a honorary member of the Adeptus Orthodonticus.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Ren is banned because I can do it and feel like banning the first victim to cross my path 

[Ren Gaulen]

Corgatha Taldorthar is banned by the Ban Game welcoming committee. *BLAM!*

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I wanted to welcome him.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it's too late now!

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because Gentlemen! The time has run out!

EXTERMINATUS!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Ren is banned because all tasteful mushroom cloud pics come with some sort of oblique crack at Dr. Strangelove.

[Jairus]

Corgatha is banned as my own personal greeting. Welcome aboard, sir!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned.. er.. actually, I forgot why I was going to ban him.. BUT HE IS BANNED ALL THE SAME!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by the most feared and ruthless of all anime organizations... the Samurai Pizza Cats Rare Hunters!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because I'm grumpy at the best of times. Which this isn't.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned so that he can ban me a second time when he looks in this thread. Sounds like you've had a long weekend. Need a shoulder to cry into?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because that sounded a bit cynical. L has a body of cardboard, but a heart of a human being!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I still think Boxy will feel better if he bans me a second time: I seem to be a minor thorn in his side most of the time.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the Box has been abducted by the Cats!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that is simultaneously disturbing, hilarious, and frightening: Disturbing, because the cats now have mecha; hilarious, because it's adorable; frightening, because now the Box is a giant robot, and he will kill us all.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned for being afraid of the box.  He only smites the stupid, so I'm the one who apparently should be afraid.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because we know have a pair of smiters on the forum.

Ren Gaulen, the sword that smites evil!
llearch n'n'daCorna, the box that smites stupid!

And I know that you cleave evil, Ren, it just doesn't work unless you smite it in this case.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I both cleave and smite Evil. I also punch it in the face occasionally. Also, Jay is banned because Science did it again!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because what the hell is that from?!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have no idea where is that from. I only know that Science did it!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because it can't be that heavy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by the power of a Happy End.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by a crossover too awesome for mere words.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because most people won't get it (have you watched "Votoms" yourself, by the way?). I present a much more recognisable crossover of equal epicness.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because while I have not watched VOTOMS, it has incredible designs and looks amazing. And by this crossover

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned to stop the evil crossovers!